Why do protestants divorce their wives and jerk off?

Don't they know that's a sin?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jews

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Catholics live at home at 40 years old?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why do Catholics live in homes
      protestants, everyone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, they should be renting a place downtown so they can be FREE (jerk off and focus on work) with no money left at the end of the month. Family ties are the core of Christendom and its something "protestants" forgot in favor of chasing shiny things.

  3. 5 months ago
    Dirk

    Meds

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's right you know.jpg

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop touching yourself

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do papists stand with satanists? Don’t they know Satan is the enemy of God?

    If only other papists were just as honest as him in their confession before the world

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty crazy. But you know hardly any Catholics would say this.
      Let me put this another way: You're both in the same house both being attacked by a mob of homosexual ghouls. This isn't really the time.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do mentally ill hispanics spam the same threads over and over again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This board/site is the same stupid shit over and over and over and over again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      because hispanics make up 90% of religious posters and you gays let them colonize this board with Jesus talk. reap what you sow

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sexual repression leads to sexual degeneracy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Society is more un-repressed than ever, and also more degenerate.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >more un-repressed than ever
        Nonsense.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          pornography is not a form of sexual repression

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the people who don't frick at all are the most sexually unrepressed
            Real geniuses on this board

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am sexually repressed! I abstain from sex as our lord Christ demands...and have seven hour goon seshes to AI-generated trap porn

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an older millennial, my generation was actually not repressed. Zoomers are a bunch of incels and cat ladies who keep coming up with copes about why not to have sex
      >this or that is secretly gay
      >30 year old man fricking a 18 year old girl is pedophilia
      >muh power dynamics, this is abusive/exploitative
      >I'm doomed to celibate because of my zygomatic angles
      >I'm a tradcath saving it for marriage
      etc
      this homosexual shit just wasn't a thing when I was young
      my father's generation (older Gen X) was even less repressed and they certainly weren't degenerates

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't think zoomers are sexually repressed because they're jerking it to japanese scat porn instead of porking some drunken club bawd on a saturday night

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The repressed sexuality is what spawns the porn addiction. When people fricked more they didn't end up jerking off to furries.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know sexually repressed doesn't mean "not having sex" right

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The repression is what leads to not having sex, idiot.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it doesn't you moron, just admit you don't know what the term meant and you're flailing

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            American moron

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