Why do Christians promote cutting their balls off?

Why do Christians promote cutting their balls off?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well foreskin magic worked in the OT so I guess they just figured the rest might work as well

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf are trannies heckin' saved and valid?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the Pope said transgenderism is the greatest evil of our time.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          And then he welcomes troons with open arms.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is he playing both sides, or what?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a line in the bible about how if a limb or body part sins against you, you should cut it off because you'll be better off without it. To me, trannies cutting off dicks, breasts etc is just the fulfillment of that line

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be a woman, chaim.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile in the old testament one of the ways God rewards his loyal servants is by giving them many wives so that they can have many kids and he can enjoy having more people like them in the world.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought OT YHWH was supposed to be cringe.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahhhh the path to inbreeding. Love it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would gladly worship old testament YHWH, it’s this gay love your enemies bullshit. Give me a god who punishes me for not committing genocide.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I chased my enemies and caught them.
        I did not quit until they were destroyed.
        I crushed them so they couldn’t rise up again.
        They fell beneath my feet.
        You gave me strength in battle.
        You made my enemies bow before me.
        You made my enemies turn back,
        and I destroyed those who hated me.
        They called for help,
        but no one came to save them.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I'm not sure how mutilating your frick stick and doo-dads gets you into Heaven.

    I need to pray to the Holy Spirit to help clear THAT thinking up for me, because if that IS the case, then Heaven's a "swipe left" for ME.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess the mentality behind it is that if you cant control your desire for rape or fornication it is better to cut your dick off than to miss out on eternal life, but then again, if you cut your dick off but still lust after women and desire rape you're still al sinner. Only the Holy One of Israel can help you if you humble yourself before him with the humbleness and repentance of a little child. Dont be proud before the Ancient One, nobody likes when those lower than them are uppity.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cathcucksisters...why is our guy washing muslim Black person feet?

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