Which protestant denomination is best?

Which protestant denomination is best?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original one, Confessional Lutheranism as layed out in the Book of Concord..

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      https://x.com/potamopotos/status/1690413349887000576?s=20

      Mormonism

      Not Christian or Protestant.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mormonism

      Anglo-Catholicism

      The one that supports the extermination of all israelites.

      This
      https://x.com/potamopotos/status/1690413349887000576?s=20
      [...]
      Not Christian or Protestant.

      primitive, fundamental, independent baptists. what i say is the truth.

      The sign says BBC

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mormonism

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anglo-Catholicism

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one that supports the extermination of all israelites.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    primitive, fundamental, independent baptists. what i say is the truth.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do they use Received Text translations like the KJV?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        of course bro

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good, because as Paul said, the church is the pillar and ground of the truth:

          "These things write I unto thee, hoping to come unto thee shortly: But if I tarry long, that thou mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth."
          - 1 Timothy 3:14-15

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But fundabapties identify as "Krishtan" rather than prottie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love many of the Primitive Baptist Churches I’ve seen online, I like the simplicity of the churches. However, I struggle to get on board with their hyper-calvanism.
      Regardless some of the preaching I’ve seen online is very good. Unfortunately there are no PB in Australia.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just looked for a Reformed Baptist church. Not exactly the same but it'd be close enough to where Primitive Baptists wouldn't see you as a total heretic.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calvinism

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lutheranism or Anglicanism

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever makes the most money

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ones that let the clergy marry because it reduces the chamce of pederasty

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anabaptist Master Race

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mainline Protestants whose adherents aren't religious anymore because they're super high IQ but they maintain a healthy respect for tradition and the role that the faith played in the development of our cultures and identities.
    Basically, upper class WASPs from New England like John Quincy Adams. Everyone else is too moronic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol I felt this way until I realized I actually needed Christ and became Orthodox

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >became Orthodox
        How the frick does an American do this? Do you just hang out smoking cigarettes with old Greek men who speak a language you can't understand but you feel trad when you do it?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          My local Parish is multicultural and full of converts (including a former conservative Anglican minister) as well as normal Eastern Europeans

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My local Parish is multicultural
            That's cool senpai but isn't this an automatic deal breaker for you types?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Multicultural in the sense of different races and cultures coming together to worship God under one roof, not in the sense of some pozzed ideology (that you will find in “mainline” churches)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lol I felt this way until I realized I actually needed Christ and became Orthodox
        Which “Orthodox”?
        Old Believer Bespopovtsy Orthodox?
        Oriental Orthodox?
        Assyrian Orthodox Church of the East?
        Eastern Orthodox on the side of Russia in the current schism?
        Or Eastern Orthodox on the side of the Constantinople, Alexandria, Ukraine, Greece & Cyprus in the current schism?
        Or Old Calenderist Eastern Orthodox (such as the Matthewites & Cyprianites)?
        Or Western Orthodox Churches (such as the Celtic Orthodox Church & British Orthodox Church)?
        Or “True” Orthodox?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          When I hear it in real life I typically take "orthodox" to simply mean having the correct beliefs. See Webster's definition.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well since I lack the ability to read minds when you use it that way it could mean pretty much anything to me.

  12. 4 months ago
    Dirk

    Congregationalist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying anybody should take spiritual advice from somebody with an ego that compels him to namegay on Oyish
      Hard pass, dawg.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orthodox Presbyterian Church
    We the best.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calvinism

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mormon

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, originally it was the 24th Baptist church down on spivey road off of 72. But now it’s the 119th Baptist Church across the road since Joe didn’t like what Pastor Frank was saying during his sermon.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever ones have both 1. Bishops with some claim to apostolic succession and 2. Strong anti-gay stances and zero female ordination. Maybe the LCMS and WELS? idk who else qualifies. Maybe the ACNA?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confessional Reformed

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amish or South American Mennonite.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anabaptism in general is the most Christ-like.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      When did Jesus rile up hordes of peasants to rapine and slaughter?

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