Which protestant denomination is best?
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Which protestant denomination is best?
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The original one, Confessional Lutheranism as layed out in the Book of Concord..
This
https://x.com/potamopotos/status/1690413349887000576?s=20
Not Christian or Protestant.
The sign says BBC
Mormonism
Anglo-Catholicism
The one that supports the extermination of all israelites.
primitive, fundamental, independent baptists. what i say is the truth.
Do they use Received Text translations like the KJV?
of course bro
Good, because as Paul said, the church is the pillar and ground of the truth:
"These things write I unto thee, hoping to come unto thee shortly: But if I tarry long, that thou mayest know how thou oughtest to behave thyself in the house of God, which is the church of the living God, the pillar and ground of the truth."
- 1 Timothy 3:14-15
But fundabapties identify as "Krishtan" rather than prottie
I love many of the Primitive Baptist Churches I’ve seen online, I like the simplicity of the churches. However, I struggle to get on board with their hyper-calvanism.
Regardless some of the preaching I’ve seen online is very good. Unfortunately there are no PB in Australia.
Just looked for a Reformed Baptist church. Not exactly the same but it'd be close enough to where Primitive Baptists wouldn't see you as a total heretic.
Calvinism
Lutheranism or Anglicanism
Whichever makes the most money
The ones that let the clergy marry because it reduces the chamce of pederasty
Anabaptist Master Race
Mainline Protestants whose adherents aren't religious anymore because they're super high IQ but they maintain a healthy respect for tradition and the role that the faith played in the development of our cultures and identities.
Basically, upper class WASPs from New England like John Quincy Adams. Everyone else is too moronic.
Lol I felt this way until I realized I actually needed Christ and became Orthodox
>became Orthodox
How the frick does an American do this? Do you just hang out smoking cigarettes with old Greek men who speak a language you can't understand but you feel trad when you do it?
My local Parish is multicultural and full of converts (including a former conservative Anglican minister) as well as normal Eastern Europeans
>My local Parish is multicultural
That's cool senpai but isn't this an automatic deal breaker for you types?
Multicultural in the sense of different races and cultures coming together to worship God under one roof, not in the sense of some pozzed ideology (that you will find in “mainline” churches)
>Lol I felt this way until I realized I actually needed Christ and became Orthodox
Which “Orthodox”?
Old Believer Bespopovtsy Orthodox?
Oriental Orthodox?
Assyrian Orthodox Church of the East?
Eastern Orthodox on the side of Russia in the current schism?
Or Eastern Orthodox on the side of the Constantinople, Alexandria, Ukraine, Greece & Cyprus in the current schism?
Or Old Calenderist Eastern Orthodox (such as the Matthewites & Cyprianites)?
Or Western Orthodox Churches (such as the Celtic Orthodox Church & British Orthodox Church)?
Or “True” Orthodox?
When I hear it in real life I typically take "orthodox" to simply mean having the correct beliefs. See Webster's definition.
Well since I lack the ability to read minds when you use it that way it could mean pretty much anything to me.
Congregationalist
>implying anybody should take spiritual advice from somebody with an ego that compels him to namegay on Oyish
Hard pass, dawg.
Orthodox Presbyterian Church
We the best.
Calvinism
Mormon
Well, originally it was the 24th Baptist church down on spivey road off of 72. But now it’s the 119th Baptist Church across the road since Joe didn’t like what Pastor Frank was saying during his sermon.
Whichever ones have both 1. Bishops with some claim to apostolic succession and 2. Strong anti-gay stances and zero female ordination. Maybe the LCMS and WELS? idk who else qualifies. Maybe the ACNA?
Confessional Reformed
Amish or South American Mennonite.
Anabaptism in general is the most Christ-like.
When did Jesus rile up hordes of peasants to rapine and slaughter?