what would it take for you, as a western non-muslim man, to move to afghanistan?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ethnic autonomy

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are on a Young Pioneers Tour.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not, i'm living in kabul for a year for work, have been here three weeks and spent six weeks last year travelling

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. You are on a group tour.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah find me the group tour that goes to helmand moron

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're using Safarat Tours apparently.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yep that has to be it, no foreigners work here

            I heard they persecute Christians. Why would I move there if the government is hostile to me?

            they don't care about foreigners at all as long as you're working with a registered org that has an MOU with the gov. as long as you're not openly preaching christianity or shitting on islam, the IEA won't even look twice at you

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You should work on your posture

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm calling bullshit. Sky tells me these were taken in summer months, probably june or july, not in December/november. The 1 GB billboard would place this in 2022?

            Anyway I got to go but I think you somehow have a VPN or are there as a tourist. But these photos can't be from winter.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess you said you spent six weeks last week travelling and the sky matches that. So maybe I'm wrong because it's unlikely you have a VPN for afghanistan. Probably some Aussie or Brit doing volunteer work. Okay I stand corrected. Enjoy the time there one day I would like to visit it looks pretty.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess you said you spent six weeks last week travelling and the sky matches that. So maybe I'm wrong because it's unlikely you have a VPN for afghanistan. Probably some Aussie or Brit doing volunteer work. Okay I stand corrected. Enjoy the time there one day I would like to visit it looks pretty.

            the one in kabul was taken literally yesterday and the one in helmand was taken in summer last year

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then why is the sky off blue? And that 1GB poster was not there yesterday.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And that 1GB poster was not there yesterday.
            How the frick can you know this?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's Salang Wat and I know the billboards there like the back of my hand.

            ok you're moronic

            You have to be from the southern hemisphere if you don't understand sky color. When you come to the northern hemisphere at least try to assimilate and understand sky patterns?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the sky can't be smoggy blue in winter
            >nooo that picture is clearly in summer
            >people in the background clearly dressed in winter clothes
            either this is very good bait, in which case gg, or you are one of the most braindead people alive

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            so this is your third post in which you admit you're moronic and yet i'm the one who's still lying kek what did the military do to your brain

            Never been in the Military. What did Australian arrogance do to you? You are the most science denying sky pattern denying person I've ever met. In a way only an Anglo from the southern hemisphere can be.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >arrogance
            >i know about a billboard in a country that i'm not in better than you who lives there
            ahahah from
            >group tour
            to
            >muh sky patterns

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sky pattern was correct in second picture. Billboard was correct if taken from near national archives. Australia is correct.

            Now about tour group perhaps it was a escort. Nonetheless if you deny sky patterns you have been brainwashed.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            ok you're moronic

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mixed up off blue sky and I see men are in coats. so you are correct. It's actually grey-in. Simple mix up

            As for the billboard I guess I mixed it up with the one near the national archives.

            I STILL think you don't understand sky pattens though because anybody who does would have realized my mistake.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            so this is your third post in which you admit you're moronic and yet i'm the one who's still lying kek what did the military do to your brain

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can tell time of year in Northern Hemisphere with very good accueracy. yes I made a mistrake, but it was a simple stupid error because off-blue and grey-in are super similar.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh look, "peace corps".

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of psychoactive mushrooms

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think of the Afghan diaspora?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the shitslams and yids to come with me, never to return to Europe or north america. I'd take one for the team.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      press F to pay respects.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      F

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      F

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the head regrowth serum becomes free for sale.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  7. 7 months ago
    mawrie

    Christianization of Afghanistan

    I dont want to wear a Burka, I dont want to live in a place where wine gums are banned (despite no alcohol), and it makes it easier for israelites to take over

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Swear everytime I see Anderson he looks more and more israeli to me.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was no term israelite until recently, next excuse cuck?

        So you want to ruin everything

        Go live in Afghanistan then moron, oh wait you won't do shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you want to ruin everything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christianity doesnt exist anymore. They dont take the rules seriously anymore so noone takes them seriously.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would my own house in my own forested land and they would have to pay me a livable monthly wage

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what would it take for you, as a western non-muslim man, to move to afghanistan?
    Unanimous agreement from all the world leaders that I am the grand emperor of Earth. I could see making an underground base in the desert with tunnels that connect back to nice places. Oh and I would not use something like "The Boring Company" to make my tunnels. I would use human slaves.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Legalize Gambling
    >Legalize prostitution
    >Be nicer to dogs
    >Use some of that poppy money to fix your roads
    >Free soviet Lada..

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm I am allowed to keep my guns, and live in peace, then that's all.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A decent house, a good paying job, a part of the community and two wives.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    An AKM and Ammo and mags (etc)
    A Makarov or something more modern
    A Rpg2
    A State job
    An arranged marriage
    Language classes So that I can learn the culture and be a benefit to it and not a hinderance
    A small farm villa with walls and a few goats a chickens
    A small modest car like a Lada - I like the Bronto

    I'm the kind of Teutonic Westerner that you want in your nation. Efficient. Right minded.
    Probably already 99% ideologically in-sync with the nations sense of values. Well read.
    While im not working your foreign desk on diplomatic worksets I will be tending to my small
    farm and helping your armorers in the machine shop.
    I will also be teaching computer literacy to your young people if you need and I will help your
    IT department set up encrypted data exchange networks as thats what I do in real life.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I heard they persecute Christians. Why would I move there if the government is hostile to me?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would do it for a quater million and would need a small compound like Osama Bin Laden's. Also a small arm guard.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    having a forest and lake and half the temperature there is now

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    dicky

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Work on a good farm
    Decent wage
    Protection of local Taliban
    Access to shotguns and potentially other weapons for America time and hunting

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I will never leave my home.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    well i enjoymusic... and being able to NOT be a Muslim without fear of dying... so idk man... itd take alot, like promise of a youthful and beautiful harem i think... maybe for that.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my own cave w/ internet, 2 women and freedom of/from religion on my property

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A gun pointed at my head

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A job and thats litteraly it. Cant be worse than this shithole

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fifth Crusade.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I got a special hat, or a credit card that was a different colour from everyone else

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Secularization a la turkiye

      I heard they love people who wear funny little hats

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turk-i-yeet (Turkey as in the bird) is collapsing.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we dont belong there, way to hot. also, I never advocated for interfering in your counties internal affairs

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I was there the Taliban tried to kill me, so I think I will pass on returning.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were an enemy. They were just defending their land.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't imagine they are the forgive and forget type, still a hard no from me.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are, this is why they are so stupid. They are an overly trusting and gullible people. You can shit on them repeatedly and they won't mind.

          This is why their country is fricked beyond recognition. This is the outcome of a people that is overly trusting of foreigners like yourself. it would be better if they let none of you migrate and visit their country and learn to be more reclusive like the Koreans and Japanese. They can learn a thing or two from the uninviting and hostile Germans/Swedes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot naked Muslims women in my harem

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    First the government would have to collapse and be replaced by a pro-western democracy. Second I personally would have to be convinced that Afghanistan would be a good place to go. Neither of those things are going to happen.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want a harem of 14-16 year olds.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also looks like shit.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you fishing for glowie

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Psychosis.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speak Portuguese non-ironically.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And I need weapons too, I don't like living in places where you can't carry a gun.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I admire the Taliban but to move to another country to avoid fixing the problems in mine makes me no different from some Hazara refugee dealing dope in Sweden. Instead I will study their ways and help create a Christian Taliban on American soil.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love rasheed khan

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    destroy islam

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    work opportunities and no threat of ending up being randomly kept locked up against my will for a few months like Lord Miles. That's about it, I am curious about Afghanistan, the current most widely accepted anthropological model claims that white people actually originated in Afghanistan, and the Pashtun people are descended from our ancestors. I'd visit if I didnt think there was a good chance of getting shot for being from a country that the israelites convinced to fight 20 years of war against you.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would I move to a goat raping shithole

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 million dollars american
    A crate of Ak-47
    A crate of hand grenades
    A crate of rpg

    And 10000 of your best fighting aged males ready to die for my new ethno state in Afghanistan

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell your Talib host to ban all travel from Western countries, especially if they are white (European). Their culture of being overly inviting to strangers is stupid, because the stranger might ruin their country somehow.

    East Asians are okay though as they have no incentive to subvert the host society (barring the annoying Korean protestant simps). Ban all Visa travel from Europe and America, by the applicant's race. Non-white visitors only.

    That is all.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Afghanistan is an incredibly resource-rich country and I work in the mining sector. I'd go for $200k annual+benefits and 8 weeks paid leave, assuming security is sufficiently accommodated.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of minerals in Australia. Go there.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Australia already has a lot of miners, not as easy to justify why an American needs to be there. Not to say it doesn't happen, it just takes more effort. Plus it's not that Australia or Canada are bad places but my experience from shorter visits is that they are just similar enough to make me homesick instead of some sense of adventure.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would pay a kafir tax if they let me drink booze and left me alone during Ramadan.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How‘s food there?

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    10yr old wife

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    3200 Sq ft home on 40 acres, and 1 million in my bank account. 7 virgin wifes, 3 camels, 1 chalalabala, and a Toyota tundra.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute power and a dissolution of all religious structures

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm very interested in travelling to Afghanistan. Might go next June so long as security remains stable.

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