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what would it take for you, as a western non-muslim man, to move to afghanistan?
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Ethnic autonomy
You are on a Young Pioneers Tour.
i'm not, i'm living in kabul for a year for work, have been here three weeks and spent six weeks last year travelling
Nope. You are on a group tour.
yeah find me the group tour that goes to helmand moron
You're using Safarat Tours apparently.
yep that has to be it, no foreigners work here
they don't care about foreigners at all as long as you're working with a registered org that has an MOU with the gov. as long as you're not openly preaching christianity or shitting on islam, the IEA won't even look twice at you
You should work on your posture
I'm calling bullshit. Sky tells me these were taken in summer months, probably june or july, not in December/november. The 1 GB billboard would place this in 2022?
Anyway I got to go but I think you somehow have a VPN or are there as a tourist. But these photos can't be from winter.
I guess you said you spent six weeks last week travelling and the sky matches that. So maybe I'm wrong because it's unlikely you have a VPN for afghanistan. Probably some Aussie or Brit doing volunteer work. Okay I stand corrected. Enjoy the time there one day I would like to visit it looks pretty.
the one in kabul was taken literally yesterday and the one in helmand was taken in summer last year
Then why is the sky off blue? And that 1GB poster was not there yesterday.
>And that 1GB poster was not there yesterday.
How the frick can you know this?
Because it's Salang Wat and I know the billboards there like the back of my hand.
You have to be from the southern hemisphere if you don't understand sky color. When you come to the northern hemisphere at least try to assimilate and understand sky patterns?
>the sky can't be smoggy blue in winter
>nooo that picture is clearly in summer
>people in the background clearly dressed in winter clothes
either this is very good bait, in which case gg, or you are one of the most braindead people alive
Never been in the Military. What did Australian arrogance do to you? You are the most science denying sky pattern denying person I've ever met. In a way only an Anglo from the southern hemisphere can be.
>arrogance
>i know about a billboard in a country that i'm not in better than you who lives there
ahahah from
>group tour
to
>muh sky patterns
Sky pattern was correct in second picture. Billboard was correct if taken from near national archives. Australia is correct.
Now about tour group perhaps it was a escort. Nonetheless if you deny sky patterns you have been brainwashed.
ok you're moronic
I mixed up off blue sky and I see men are in coats. so you are correct. It's actually grey-in. Simple mix up
As for the billboard I guess I mixed it up with the one near the national archives.
I STILL think you don't understand sky pattens though because anybody who does would have realized my mistake.
so this is your third post in which you admit you're moronic and yet i'm the one who's still lying kek what did the military do to your brain
I can tell time of year in Northern Hemisphere with very good accueracy. yes I made a mistrake, but it was a simple stupid error because off-blue and grey-in are super similar.
Oh look, "peace corps".
A lot of psychoactive mushrooms
What do you think of the Afghan diaspora?
All the shitslams and yids to come with me, never to return to Europe or north america. I'd take one for the team.
press F to pay respects.
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When the head regrowth serum becomes free for sale.
jej
Christianization of Afghanistan
I dont want to wear a Burka, I dont want to live in a place where wine gums are banned (despite no alcohol), and it makes it easier for israelites to take over
Swear everytime I see Anderson he looks more and more israeli to me.
There was no term israelite until recently, next excuse cuck?
Go live in Afghanistan then moron, oh wait you won't do shit.
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So you want to ruin everything
Christianity doesnt exist anymore. They dont take the rules seriously anymore so noone takes them seriously.
I would my own house in my own forested land and they would have to pay me a livable monthly wage
>what would it take for you, as a western non-muslim man, to move to afghanistan?
Unanimous agreement from all the world leaders that I am the grand emperor of Earth. I could see making an underground base in the desert with tunnels that connect back to nice places. Oh and I would not use something like "The Boring Company" to make my tunnels. I would use human slaves.
>Legalize Gambling
>Legalize prostitution
>Be nicer to dogs
>Use some of that poppy money to fix your roads
>Free soviet Lada..
I'm I am allowed to keep my guns, and live in peace, then that's all.
A decent house, a good paying job, a part of the community and two wives.
An AKM and Ammo and mags (etc)
A Makarov or something more modern
A Rpg2
A State job
An arranged marriage
Language classes So that I can learn the culture and be a benefit to it and not a hinderance
A small farm villa with walls and a few goats a chickens
A small modest car like a Lada - I like the Bronto
I'm the kind of Teutonic Westerner that you want in your nation. Efficient. Right minded.
Probably already 99% ideologically in-sync with the nations sense of values. Well read.
While im not working your foreign desk on diplomatic worksets I will be tending to my small
farm and helping your armorers in the machine shop.
I will also be teaching computer literacy to your young people if you need and I will help your
IT department set up encrypted data exchange networks as thats what I do in real life.
I heard they persecute Christians. Why would I move there if the government is hostile to me?
I would do it for a quater million and would need a small compound like Osama Bin Laden's. Also a small arm guard.
having a forest and lake and half the temperature there is now
dicky
Work on a good farm
Decent wage
Protection of local Taliban
Access to shotguns and potentially other weapons for America time and hunting
Nothing. I will never leave my home.
well i enjoymusic... and being able to NOT be a Muslim without fear of dying... so idk man... itd take alot, like promise of a youthful and beautiful harem i think... maybe for that.
my own cave w/ internet, 2 women and freedom of/from religion on my property
A gun pointed at my head
A job and thats litteraly it. Cant be worse than this shithole
Fifth Crusade.
if I got a special hat, or a credit card that was a different colour from everyone else
Secularization a la turkiye
I heard they love people who wear funny little hats
Turk-i-yeet (Turkey as in the bird) is collapsing.
we dont belong there, way to hot. also, I never advocated for interfering in your counties internal affairs
Last time I was there the Taliban tried to kill me, so I think I will pass on returning.
You were an enemy. They were just defending their land.
Can't imagine they are the forgive and forget type, still a hard no from me.
They are, this is why they are so stupid. They are an overly trusting and gullible people. You can shit on them repeatedly and they won't mind.
This is why their country is fricked beyond recognition. This is the outcome of a people that is overly trusting of foreigners like yourself. it would be better if they let none of you migrate and visit their country and learn to be more reclusive like the Koreans and Japanese. They can learn a thing or two from the uninviting and hostile Germans/Swedes.
homosexual
Hot naked Muslims women in my harem
First the government would have to collapse and be replaced by a pro-western democracy. Second I personally would have to be convinced that Afghanistan would be a good place to go. Neither of those things are going to happen.
i want a harem of 14-16 year olds.
Also looks like shit.
What are you fishing for glowie
Psychosis.
Speak Portuguese non-ironically.
And I need weapons too, I don't like living in places where you can't carry a gun.
I admire the Taliban but to move to another country to avoid fixing the problems in mine makes me no different from some Hazara refugee dealing dope in Sweden. Instead I will study their ways and help create a Christian Taliban on American soil.
i love rasheed khan
destroy islam
work opportunities and no threat of ending up being randomly kept locked up against my will for a few months like Lord Miles. That's about it, I am curious about Afghanistan, the current most widely accepted anthropological model claims that white people actually originated in Afghanistan, and the Pashtun people are descended from our ancestors. I'd visit if I didnt think there was a good chance of getting shot for being from a country that the israelites convinced to fight 20 years of war against you.
Why the frick would I move to a goat raping shithole
1 million dollars american
A crate of Ak-47
A crate of hand grenades
A crate of rpg
And 10000 of your best fighting aged males ready to die for my new ethno state in Afghanistan
Tell your Talib host to ban all travel from Western countries, especially if they are white (European). Their culture of being overly inviting to strangers is stupid, because the stranger might ruin their country somehow.
East Asians are okay though as they have no incentive to subvert the host society (barring the annoying Korean protestant simps). Ban all Visa travel from Europe and America, by the applicant's race. Non-white visitors only.
That is all.
Afghanistan is an incredibly resource-rich country and I work in the mining sector. I'd go for $200k annual+benefits and 8 weeks paid leave, assuming security is sufficiently accommodated.
There are plenty of minerals in Australia. Go there.
Australia already has a lot of miners, not as easy to justify why an American needs to be there. Not to say it doesn't happen, it just takes more effort. Plus it's not that Australia or Canada are bad places but my experience from shorter visits is that they are just similar enough to make me homesick instead of some sense of adventure.
I would pay a kafir tax if they let me drink booze and left me alone during Ramadan.
How‘s food there?
10yr old wife
3200 Sq ft home on 40 acres, and 1 million in my bank account. 7 virgin wifes, 3 camels, 1 chalalabala, and a Toyota tundra.
Absolute power and a dissolution of all religious structures
I'm very interested in travelling to Afghanistan. Might go next June so long as security remains stable.