What is God doing right now?

What is God doing right now?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoying the hijinks of the 500 000 beetle species he created, randomly giving babies deformities and wondering if this anime season is shittiest one yet.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    waiting at the microwave for his hotpocket to be done

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching me take a shit. He’s a weirdo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being an omnipresent being, he has no choice but to watch you take a shit. And millions of other people taking a shit at this very moment.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh it feels nice not to be alone *plop* Praise god

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also God doesn't have to imagine the smell like us mortals. He actually smell all those shits in all of their glory.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            and he has access to every porn video, and every time anyone has ever had sex. He is definitely having infinite godgasms right now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just did a rick and morty episode about this, it's great

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    RASTA RASTA RASTA World would be nuked but God keeps the grace window open because of the prayers of Rastas.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever He wants, same as anyone.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching me jerk off while pretending to be a futanari on f-list and fricking femboys who insist they don't like wiener (they do).

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    being

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Playing fortnite

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok that’s epic. I think he may play Clash of Clans though. The first time I was raided was by a guy with the username God so it just said “Your village was raided by God” and I didn’t know people could do that so I thought God actually did it. And maybe it was. He 3-starred me

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything. Also your picture violates the second commandment. Delete it.
    >Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eating delicious American foreskin

      >jealous God
      Why would the perfect omnipotent god be jealous after all his book clearly states that envy is bad (Proverbs 14:30)?
      Surely the infallible text wouldn't have contradictions right anon?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's AFK

  11. 4 months ago
    YHWH Allah (LORD God)

    Watching the Detroit Lions beat the Denver Broncos by 21 points in the 3rd quarter.

    Denver Broncos -7
    Detroit Lions - 28

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go Lions!

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cookin up another Extinction Level Event

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