Enjoying the hijinks of the 500 000 beetle species he created, randomly giving babies deformities and wondering if this anime season is shittiest one yet.
ok that’s epic. I think he may play Clash of Clans though. The first time I was raided was by a guy with the username God so it just said “Your village was raided by God” and I didn’t know people could do that so I thought God actually did it. And maybe it was. He 3-starred me
Everything. Also your picture violates the second commandment. Delete it. >Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
>jealous God
Why would the perfect omnipotent god be jealous after all his book clearly states that envy is bad (Proverbs 14:30)?
Surely the infallible text wouldn't have contradictions right anon?
Enjoying the hijinks of the 500 000 beetle species he created, randomly giving babies deformities and wondering if this anime season is shittiest one yet.
waiting at the microwave for his hotpocket to be done
Watching me take a shit. He’s a weirdo
Being an omnipresent being, he has no choice but to watch you take a shit. And millions of other people taking a shit at this very moment.
Tbh it feels nice not to be alone *plop* Praise god
Also God doesn't have to imagine the smell like us mortals. He actually smell all those shits in all of their glory.
and he has access to every porn video, and every time anyone has ever had sex. He is definitely having infinite godgasms right now
They just did a rick and morty episode about this, it's great
RASTA RASTA RASTA World would be nuked but God keeps the grace window open because of the prayers of Rastas.
Whatever He wants, same as anyone.
Watching me jerk off while pretending to be a futanari on f-list and fricking femboys who insist they don't like wiener (they do).
being
Playing fortnite
ok that’s epic. I think he may play Clash of Clans though. The first time I was raided was by a guy with the username God so it just said “Your village was raided by God” and I didn’t know people could do that so I thought God actually did it. And maybe it was. He 3-starred me
Everything. Also your picture violates the second commandment. Delete it.
>Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
Eating delicious American foreskin
>jealous God
Why would the perfect omnipotent god be jealous after all his book clearly states that envy is bad (Proverbs 14:30)?
Surely the infallible text wouldn't have contradictions right anon?
He's AFK
Watching the Detroit Lions beat the Denver Broncos by 21 points in the 3rd quarter.
Denver Broncos -7
Detroit Lions - 28
Go Lions!
Cookin up another Extinction Level Event