what if you died and wanted to go to heaven, but Jesus said "Sorry bro the priest that baptized you said it wrong"

what if you died and wanted to go to heaven, but Jesus said "Sorry bro the priest that baptized you said it wrong"

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One word off in the magic water spell and you're going to hell forever!
    Catholics are hilarious

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Magic is a precise craft after all

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Let’s make it obvious I don’t know or care to know what I talk about.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Expand then

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who's throwing them in there??

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          they make the choice to be with God for eternity or not

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why did you make me do this?
            >You could have stopped this you moron why didn't you listen to me?
            >You shouldn't have made me angry
            >This is your fault

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    more r/atheism cringe. I'm not religious but as far as I'm aware the mainstream view (except credo Baptists) is that baptism saves but just because baptism is not performed does not necessarily mean the person is not saved through other means chosen by God. i.e. thief on cross

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a Baptist, and that is clearly false teaching. accepting Christ as your savior is what saves, not an act of man, so none can boast of their doing. baptism is just a right of passage.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus told the Pharisees, "I would have mercy before sacrifice." By which he meant, If the priest had mercy and love in his heart, then the baptisms are perfectly valid.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, if the priest is hateful you go to hell? That seems dumb

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christ saves, not man or his actions. not even true faith is man's for it is by the Spirit acting in us. shills in overdrive tonight. #freepalenstine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And you're source for that doctrine is???

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if you died and wanted to go to heaven, but Jesus said "Sorry bro the priest that baptized you said it wrong"
    That would be Donatism and is a heresy

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God is infinitely just. So I don’t worry about that

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >But Jesus. You knew the Priest would say the words wrong the entire time and did nothing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really sad that kids these days can't just grow up doing silly things and playing around without some moron recording them and putting it online for clicks.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is literally no life in their eyes.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WRONG WORD? TIME TO SUFFER IN HELL FOR ETERNITY

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    News is lying, that's Donatism and it's a heresy.
    Anyone can perform a baptism, all that's required is 1. The baptizer is catholic and 2. The cleanest water available is used.
    This is the procedure for emergency baptism, for example baptizing someone who is likely to die before a priest will become available.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Edit: I was wrong, the baptized doesn't need to be catholic.

      > "If the ordinary minister is absent or impeded, a catechist or some other person deputed to this office by the local Ordinary, may lawfully confer baptism; indeed, in a case of necessity, any person who has the requisite intention may do so (canon 861 §2), even a non-Catholic or a non-Christian.[3][4]

      >By "a case of necessity" is principally meant imminent danger of death because of either illness or an external threat. "The requisite intention" is, at the minimum level, the intention "to do what the Church does" through the rite of baptism.

      In other words, a Muslim could baptize someone catholic in an emergency if they make a wholehearted attempt to mimic the ritual of baptism. There's no criteria for "correctness," and most people probably don't know the baptism ritual beyond the water and confession of faith

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