What if the Bible has a Secret Meaning almost Nobody Knows About?

What if everyone has been interpreting it wrong because they're unaware of all the hidden meanings and secrets in the text?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if x interpretation is incorrect
    What if the obvious problem is that it requires interpretation in the first place? Does the scientific method require interpretation? Does strictly constructed law require interpretation?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Interpretation of the Bible is just figuring out what it means. There’s no avoiding that unless you treat it as only scribbles on paper.

      Yes, even strictly constructed law requires interpretation. You cannot possibly understand any written work without interpreting it. You can’t even translate it without interpretation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok cool, now give us the amazing and awesome interpretation no one thought of

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn’t say I know the intended meaning of every biblical verse. I’m not even a Christian. My point is just that if any part of a written work is anything other than completely incoherent, you have interpreted it to some extent. Even if you only understand the basic plot of some of its stories, you have engaged in interpretation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The truth doesn't require interpretation. We develop and have developed universal weights and measures for virtually everything observable.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The truth doesn't require interpretation.
          Lol what? Every single thing requires interpretation down to looking at a photograph.
          >universal weights and measures
          That is part of your interpretative framework. It's not an abandonement of interpretation.
          Btw can you please measure the information in this post? Not the medium (text) or anything, just the information please.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >secret meaning
    it has. read neville goddard.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell us the real actual secret meaning, then

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Secret meaning;
      Normies are fricked bro. Make memes and prosper.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has many meanings and some are most likely reserved for the select few whom the Spirit tell it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the Spirit
      What spirit?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Holy Spirit.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never heard of him.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Believe in God's only-begotten Son Jesus Christ and you will hear of Him soon enough.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What if the Bible has a Secret Meaning almost Nobody Knows About?
    Neat. What do you think it is?

    >What if everyone has been interpreting it wrong because they're unaware of all the hidden meanings and secrets in the text?
    Neat. What do you think it is?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a strange website - https://authentic-christianity.org/ - with this premise. I learned how to read Greek script from it years ago but never settled on what to make of it. Its interpretations and methods seem like a huge stretch and implausible, but he uses this to create a theology strikingly similar to Mandaeism, apparently without being aware of Mandaeism beforehand. That seems like a wild coincidence and the fact that no one else knows about this to talk about this has just left me wondering. No one here will have the patience to read it all but it is very interesting.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is more of an >>>/x/ post. You would never read secret hidden meanings into History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire or any other history book, so it makes little sense to do so with the Bible. It quite simply means what it says, and says what it means.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if you were a fricking moron?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if you're actually a giant homo?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, that's why israelites and mystics have been practicing gematria for ages,

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