>at the age of 79 he set out to convert the Frisians, succeeding in baptizing many before being slain by bandits who believed him to be a rich man, to their disappointment they found only holy books and in their anger cut them with their axes, but when they had left his converts awed by his martyrdom pieced them back together
>generic martyrdom story tacked on the last phase of his life
like come on do you really expect me to believe these so called """bandits""" converted on the spot in awe of this dude getting cut down like any other weakling?
Is Frisia still pagan? All your chad vvarriors were converted.
>cut down like any other weakling
Don't you believe this is how to get to "valhalla"?
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>Don't you believe this is how to get to "valhalla"?
No, traitors and snakes end up in nastrond, to be devoured by nidhogg
Neopagans are so hilarious. They assume that real Pagans only liked "stength", when in reality they worshiped bravery and guess what someone who martyrs themselves has a lot of. The fact is Christian monks did more for Pagan Europe than Pagans ever did themselves.
>sees the term weakling >immediately uses this as an excuse to devolve the argument into another "MIGHT IS RIGHT ACTUALLY YOU LOST" argument
Absolute homosexual, like a trained mutt.
The point was the idea that these supposed bandits were "so moved" by some treacherous little worm of a man holding up a bible as he gets sliced up is obvious church propaganda.
Boniface got castrated by the Frisians and then sacrificed to Donar.
Neopagans are so hilarious. They assume that real Pagans only liked "stength", when in reality they worshiped bravery and guess what someone who martyrs themselves has a lot of. The fact is Christian monks did more for Pagan Europe than Pagans ever did themselves.
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Anonymous
Too bad Christianity is now little more than larping, and that types like you succesfully destroyed it from within.
Oh well, time to go to the megachurch and throw money at pastor Billy-Bob
5 months ago
Anonymous
>he thinks I'm protestant >he thinks I'm evangelical
Also lmao at the neopagan/internet atheist trying to accuse others of a LARP.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Catholarping boils down to the same thing. It's faith without faith, so pretty soon we can expect the St. Peter to get megachurched
5 months ago
Anonymous
Bruh, you don't even know how to worship your false gods.
5 months ago
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And you can't even figure out what Matthew 19:21 means
5 months ago
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>unironic neopagan calls christianity larping
Stop, my sides can only take so much.
5 months ago
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>it's not larping when I larp as the REAL israeliteS!
5 months ago
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Merry Christmas anon. I’m sorry Jesus makes you cry.
5 months ago
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Ummmmm yikes!
5 months ago
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>replace genuine faith with Twitch/Reddit tier memes >somehow it's others who are larping
It's been 2,000 years and Christianity still hasn't accomplished anything close to a "total Christian victory". If anything, the last hundred years tells us that Christianity is in decline and retreat, or to the extent it has growth it is far away from its traditional heartland.
I'm not saying Christianity is dead or anything, but it's clearly just another "also ran" and is on the ropes in a lot of places. Hell, we can hardly talk about it in the singular given how many schisms that have occurred. Not even with "outsiders" like Muslims, who conquered a great amount of land and people from the older Christianity, but also with the east/west split and protestantism.
Time tells us that Christianity failed to achieve a "total victory" and is essentially at one of its weakest points in centuries. This in itself is a sort of refutation of its teachings.
And now literal cucks are defeating Christendom. Fascinating stuff.
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Pagan Romans killed and pissed on your shitty israeli god
Normans were bribed, not defeated. all the vikings basically won and ruled over britcucks until they themselves were displaced by other vikings.
look at the amount of cope and butthurt
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There is no cope or butthurt. You can't simultaneously cling to the conquering ethos of Christianity and cry that Starbucks is putting "xmas" on coffee cups. You're going the way of the Saxons, even more pathetically without a single drop of bloodshed to defend the Faith.
5 months ago
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Pagan Romans killed and pissed on your shitty israeli god
5 months ago
Anonymous
Normans were bribed, not defeated. all the vikings basically won and ruled over britcucks until they themselves were displaced by other vikings.
>we was destroyer of culture and shite >my dad is stronger than yours
You have to be eighteen to post here. Hasn't mommy already called you for your Christmas' dinner?
Boniface is officially the patron saint of sore winners. Your god preaches love, forgiveness, and mercy, but spite and hatred is all you guys ever seem to have on your mind.
too bad the demon also decided to play humble at that moment
it would be cooler if the tree gave off evil vapors and lightning but the monks were like "the power compels you!" and chopped anyway.
>trust me, all the pagans just stood there while Boniface chopped down the massive oak tree all by himself! and their leader even bent over and thanked him for bringing him to the One True Religion! Based!
>NOOOOO YIU CANT JUST CHIP DOWN THAT TREE WE ARE AFRAID OF! IT WILL FALL ON YOU AND KILL US ALL! >Instantly converts the entire tribe >Decendnats of said converted pagans seethe
Symbolic of how the Abrahamic religions destroyed large parts of the environment in the name of "progress" and their faith.
Pagans are silly but at least they respected the planet they live on.
Total Christian defeat
This is the fate of "Saint" Boniface
>at the age of 79 he set out to convert the Frisians, succeeding in baptizing many before being slain by bandits who believed him to be a rich man, to their disappointment they found only holy books and in their anger cut them with their axes, but when they had left his converts awed by his martyrdom pieced them back together
>generic martyrdom story tacked on the last phase of his life
like come on do you really expect me to believe these so called """bandits""" converted on the spot in awe of this dude getting cut down like any other weakling?
Is Frisia still pagan? All your chad vvarriors were converted.
>cut down like any other weakling
Don't you believe this is how to get to "valhalla"?
>Don't you believe this is how to get to "valhalla"?
No, traitors and snakes end up in nastrond, to be devoured by nidhogg
>sees the term weakling
>immediately uses this as an excuse to devolve the argument into another "MIGHT IS RIGHT ACTUALLY YOU LOST" argument
Absolute homosexual, like a trained mutt.
The point was the idea that these supposed bandits were "so moved" by some treacherous little worm of a man holding up a bible as he gets sliced up is obvious church propaganda.
Boniface got castrated by the Frisians and then sacrificed to Donar.
Neopagans are so hilarious. They assume that real Pagans only liked "stength", when in reality they worshiped bravery and guess what someone who martyrs themselves has a lot of. The fact is Christian monks did more for Pagan Europe than Pagans ever did themselves.
Too bad Christianity is now little more than larping, and that types like you succesfully destroyed it from within.
Oh well, time to go to the megachurch and throw money at pastor Billy-Bob
>he thinks I'm protestant
>he thinks I'm evangelical
Also lmao at the neopagan/internet atheist trying to accuse others of a LARP.
Catholarping boils down to the same thing. It's faith without faith, so pretty soon we can expect the St. Peter to get megachurched
Bruh, you don't even know how to worship your false gods.
And you can't even figure out what Matthew 19:21 means
>unironic neopagan calls christianity larping
Stop, my sides can only take so much.
>it's not larping when I larp as the REAL israeliteS!
Merry Christmas anon. I’m sorry Jesus makes you cry.
Ummmmm yikes!
>replace genuine faith with Twitch/Reddit tier memes
>somehow it's others who are larping
Lol larptianity is fricking pathetic
Is he chopping irminsul?
It's been 2,000 years and Christianity still hasn't accomplished anything close to a "total Christian victory". If anything, the last hundred years tells us that Christianity is in decline and retreat, or to the extent it has growth it is far away from its traditional heartland.
I'm not saying Christianity is dead or anything, but it's clearly just another "also ran" and is on the ropes in a lot of places. Hell, we can hardly talk about it in the singular given how many schisms that have occurred. Not even with "outsiders" like Muslims, who conquered a great amount of land and people from the older Christianity, but also with the east/west split and protestantism.
Time tells us that Christianity failed to achieve a "total victory" and is essentially at one of its weakest points in centuries. This in itself is a sort of refutation of its teachings.
The israeli god" died like a common criminal and didn't even fight back lol
Why would God need to fight humans?
>"muh ancestors"
>ancestors converted willingly, didn't "fight back"
>comes from WASP family for the past 80 generations
Room temp IQ comment btw. Is everything just about outward appearances of power for you?
My ancestors made christcucks shit themselves, what are you talking about?
“Christcucks” defeated your ancestors
And now literal cucks are defeating Christendom. Fascinating stuff.
look at the amount of cope and butthurt
There is no cope or butthurt. You can't simultaneously cling to the conquering ethos of Christianity and cry that Starbucks is putting "xmas" on coffee cups. You're going the way of the Saxons, even more pathetically without a single drop of bloodshed to defend the Faith.
Pagan Romans killed and pissed on your shitty israeli god
Normans were bribed, not defeated. all the vikings basically won and ruled over britcucks until they themselves were displaced by other vikings.
>we was destroyer of culture and shite
>my dad is stronger than yours
You have to be eighteen to post here. Hasn't mommy already called you for your Christmas' dinner?
Just one: why does no one believe your "god" nowadays? lmao
Boniface is officially the patron saint of sore winners. Your god preaches love, forgiveness, and mercy, but spite and hatred is all you guys ever seem to have on your mind.
He should be the patron saint of trannies to be honest
I'm sure Christ needed every ounce of his heavenly powers to defeat Thor. This is one of Yahweh's more impressive moments
He did through a couple of humble monks... God likes to humiliate demons, the bible does say the snake will eat dirt for eternity.
And now Thor will humble Christianity via larpers like you
too bad the demon also decided to play humble at that moment
it would be cooler if the tree gave off evil vapors and lightning but the monks were like "the power compels you!" and chopped anyway.
>trust me, all the pagans just stood there while Boniface chopped down the massive oak tree all by himself! and their leader even bent over and thanked him for bringing him to the One True Religion! Based!
There's even an engraving of how he was axed
they literally did
Snakes don't eat dirt. It's literally a israeli fable made up by primitives.
In a pic
Look at you neopagans and christians fighting each other
It's funny to watch
>NOOOOO YIU CANT JUST CHIP DOWN THAT TREE WE ARE AFRAID OF! IT WILL FALL ON YOU AND KILL US ALL!
>Instantly converts the entire tribe
>Decendnats of said converted pagans seethe
Symbolic of how the Abrahamic religions destroyed large parts of the environment in the name of "progress" and their faith.
Pagans are silly but at least they respected the planet they live on.
Why did God let Odin punish Boniface by destroying his Language, Culture, and People by replacing them Norman vikings?
Why did they chop down a tree which is an idol but then proceed to worship idols?