Total Christian victory

Total Christian victory

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total Christian defeat

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the fate of "Saint" Boniface

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >at the age of 79 he set out to convert the Frisians, succeeding in baptizing many before being slain by bandits who believed him to be a rich man, to their disappointment they found only holy books and in their anger cut them with their axes, but when they had left his converts awed by his martyrdom pieced them back together

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >generic martyrdom story tacked on the last phase of his life
        like come on do you really expect me to believe these so called """bandits""" converted on the spot in awe of this dude getting cut down like any other weakling?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is Frisia still pagan? All your chad vvarriors were converted.

          >cut down like any other weakling
          Don't you believe this is how to get to "valhalla"?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Don't you believe this is how to get to "valhalla"?
            No, traitors and snakes end up in nastrond, to be devoured by nidhogg

            Neopagans are so hilarious. They assume that real Pagans only liked "stength", when in reality they worshiped bravery and guess what someone who martyrs themselves has a lot of. The fact is Christian monks did more for Pagan Europe than Pagans ever did themselves.

            >sees the term weakling
            >immediately uses this as an excuse to devolve the argument into another "MIGHT IS RIGHT ACTUALLY YOU LOST" argument
            Absolute homosexual, like a trained mutt.
            The point was the idea that these supposed bandits were "so moved" by some treacherous little worm of a man holding up a bible as he gets sliced up is obvious church propaganda.
            Boniface got castrated by the Frisians and then sacrificed to Donar.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neopagans are so hilarious. They assume that real Pagans only liked "stength", when in reality they worshiped bravery and guess what someone who martyrs themselves has a lot of. The fact is Christian monks did more for Pagan Europe than Pagans ever did themselves.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Too bad Christianity is now little more than larping, and that types like you succesfully destroyed it from within.

            Oh well, time to go to the megachurch and throw money at pastor Billy-Bob

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks I'm protestant
            >he thinks I'm evangelical
            Also lmao at the neopagan/internet atheist trying to accuse others of a LARP.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Catholarping boils down to the same thing. It's faith without faith, so pretty soon we can expect the St. Peter to get megachurched

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bruh, you don't even know how to worship your false gods.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            And you can't even figure out what Matthew 19:21 means

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unironic neopagan calls christianity larping
            Stop, my sides can only take so much.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not larping when I larp as the REAL israeliteS!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Merry Christmas anon. I’m sorry Jesus makes you cry.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ummmmm yikes!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >replace genuine faith with Twitch/Reddit tier memes
            >somehow it's others who are larping

            Lol larptianity is fricking pathetic

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he chopping irminsul?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been 2,000 years and Christianity still hasn't accomplished anything close to a "total Christian victory". If anything, the last hundred years tells us that Christianity is in decline and retreat, or to the extent it has growth it is far away from its traditional heartland.

    I'm not saying Christianity is dead or anything, but it's clearly just another "also ran" and is on the ropes in a lot of places. Hell, we can hardly talk about it in the singular given how many schisms that have occurred. Not even with "outsiders" like Muslims, who conquered a great amount of land and people from the older Christianity, but also with the east/west split and protestantism.

    Time tells us that Christianity failed to achieve a "total victory" and is essentially at one of its weakest points in centuries. This in itself is a sort of refutation of its teachings.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The israeli god" died like a common criminal and didn't even fight back lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would God need to fight humans?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"muh ancestors"
      >ancestors converted willingly, didn't "fight back"
      >comes from WASP family for the past 80 generations

      Room temp IQ comment btw. Is everything just about outward appearances of power for you?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        My ancestors made christcucks shit themselves, what are you talking about?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          “Christcucks” defeated your ancestors

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            And now literal cucks are defeating Christendom. Fascinating stuff.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pagan Romans killed and pissed on your shitty israeli god

            Normans were bribed, not defeated. all the vikings basically won and ruled over britcucks until they themselves were displaced by other vikings.

            look at the amount of cope and butthurt

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is no cope or butthurt. You can't simultaneously cling to the conquering ethos of Christianity and cry that Starbucks is putting "xmas" on coffee cups. You're going the way of the Saxons, even more pathetically without a single drop of bloodshed to defend the Faith.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pagan Romans killed and pissed on your shitty israeli god

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Normans were bribed, not defeated. all the vikings basically won and ruled over britcucks until they themselves were displaced by other vikings.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we was destroyer of culture and shite
          >my dad is stronger than yours
          You have to be eighteen to post here. Hasn't mommy already called you for your Christmas' dinner?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just one: why does no one believe your "god" nowadays? lmao

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boniface is officially the patron saint of sore winners. Your god preaches love, forgiveness, and mercy, but spite and hatred is all you guys ever seem to have on your mind.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should be the patron saint of trannies to be honest

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure Christ needed every ounce of his heavenly powers to defeat Thor. This is one of Yahweh's more impressive moments

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did through a couple of humble monks... God likes to humiliate demons, the bible does say the snake will eat dirt for eternity.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        And now Thor will humble Christianity via larpers like you

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        too bad the demon also decided to play humble at that moment
        it would be cooler if the tree gave off evil vapors and lightning but the monks were like "the power compels you!" and chopped anyway.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >trust me, all the pagans just stood there while Boniface chopped down the massive oak tree all by himself! and their leader even bent over and thanked him for bringing him to the One True Religion! Based!

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's even an engraving of how he was axed

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            they literally did

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Snakes don't eat dirt. It's literally a israeli fable made up by primitives.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    In a pic

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at you neopagans and christians fighting each other

    It's funny to watch

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO YIU CANT JUST CHIP DOWN THAT TREE WE ARE AFRAID OF! IT WILL FALL ON YOU AND KILL US ALL!
    >Instantly converts the entire tribe
    >Decendnats of said converted pagans seethe

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Symbolic of how the Abrahamic religions destroyed large parts of the environment in the name of "progress" and their faith.
    Pagans are silly but at least they respected the planet they live on.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did God let Odin punish Boniface by destroying his Language, Culture, and People by replacing them Norman vikings?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they chop down a tree which is an idol but then proceed to worship idols?

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