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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No it doesn't

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it does

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Black personmonsters are angels
    Very serious assertion worthy of much consideration.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I accept that some of them look like that, though others can get pissed off when I bring it up.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How? Isn't that what they're described to be

  4. 6 months ago
    Orion

    >"Angels actually look really cool IRL"
    >"NO THEY DON'T! THEY LOOK LIKE ANDROGINOUS HUMANS!"

    Sounds right.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their universe they created is shit. Therefore, their only purpose is to be androgynous fricktoys. Of course any reasonable person would be offended if you fricking dare to imply otherwise, idiot.

      • 6 months ago
        Orion

        Who said anything about fricking? You took that to a really weird place anon. I was mostly pointing out early Christian art depicting them was pretty weird.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who said anything about fricking?
          I did, shitard.

          • 6 months ago
            Orion

            Listen here wiener holster, I don't care that you fantasize about beautiful femboys gaping your poorly wiped shitter.

            That makes you a homosexual.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, I'm the raper and therefore straight because Rome and macho. You're the real homosexual here.

          • 6 months ago
            Orion

            >I only do prison rules
            >"gay for the stay" is literally used by homosexual prisoners

            I hope your journey down the Hershey highway goes well.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You sound moralhomosexual. Open that hole open wide angelboy (girl)

          • 6 months ago
            Orion

            >open wide
            No...no...you want it tight...jesus, you can't even do gay/straight/??? sex correctly.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    not really, theyre depicted alot in traditional christian artwork

    also that etsy shit is fricking stupid, theyre never described as 'flesh rings' or whatever moron reddit shit that is

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      an arabic depiction of the vision of ezekiel, with the ophanim in the center

      • 6 months ago
        Inversion

        Imagine trying to paint a 2D representation of a 4D entity based on the 3D perception of Ezekiel.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      an arabic depiction of the vision of ezekiel, with the ophanim in the center

      wienerrings

      >open wide
      No...no...you want it tight...jesus, you can't even do gay/straight/??? sex correctly.

      >t. Femboy Angel confirmed.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the first image is obviously based on cartwheels, and the second appears to be based on a sundog. why are you so obsessed with wienerrings and femboys? you sound kinda gay bro, ngl

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not the gay one when my dick's in your angelic ass, Black persontard.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            the last time somebody tried raping an angel they were permablinded with holy laser beams, then incinerated by fire from heaven. just warning you

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have Goku on speed dial. I'm not afraid of israeli fanfiction.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The most in denial gay person I’ve seen online in a while. Fun fact, the people who are the strongest homophobes are usually gay.

        • 6 months ago
          Jolly Old Nick

          I actually heard the second is based on updog

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            what's updog?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >die
    >see abstract Goatse

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daddy smells some sweet femboy angel anus. My dick be HUNGRY

    • 6 months ago
      Orion

      It's Anussy, anon. Not angel anus.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're anussy.

        • 6 months ago
          Orion

          >you're
          >it's your

          Nah, I ain't getting fricked by no moron.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I used correct grammar, you shitarded rape victim.

          • 6 months ago
            Orion

            You called me a literal Anussy?

            If so, that's pretty funny.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like that people have been running with non-canon depictions as the default for angels in the pop culture sphere. I mean these look cool, but they're not accurate. I mean maybe some look like this but we have no real reason to believe so.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midwits think posting anything abstract makes them look smart. It's why commie buildings looked abstract and ugly as frick.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wings depicted in literally all old books, artwork, and carvings are simply to show something was flying including angels. The only point of reference they had to describe something flying was wings.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEY THATS ME

  12. 6 months ago
    Inversion

    > The wings are wrong, see pic.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lust provoking image

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord sitting on a throne, high and lofty, and the hem of him filled the temple. Seraphs were in attendance above him; each had six wings: with two they covered their faces, and with two they covered their feet, and with two they flew.

    hem = genitals
    feet = crotch

    The seraphs are flying serpents with six wings and… little dingalings, apparently

    And the charubs are just sphinxes/gryphons with wings

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if i substitute my own disgusting words into the bible, the bible says a bunch of disgusting shit to validate my homosexuality!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if i substitute my own disgusting words
        Not my words, it's actual scholars of ancient Hebrew and the DSS who say that shulim is a euphemism for genitals.

        But anyway, the dick stuff was just an aside, my real point was that there are celestial beings that are described neither as eye-wheels nor as human forms.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was already translated, multiple times. There is literally no justification for re-translating and reading between the lines just to substitute gay shit that doesnt exist

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not gay and why non-homosex built in clothing to cover their shame makes you think of men having sex with men is beyond me. Sounds like you're gay and projecting your gayness homo. Now I don't just but the only thing gayer than gays having gay sex is obsession over it and denying your own why simultaneously projecting it onto straight people you fayget.

  15. 6 months ago
    Flex like David Icke

    That is the eternal eye! I have seen this before

    Redpill time

    SMOKE weed after mushrooms 2 years later because when I do, the matrix around me breaks. We are in a social matrix of humanity, built upon a matrix of base reality.

    A HOLOGRAOHIC matrix, a light matrix. Light is the purest form of energy. All the ancient teachings start making sense, time slows down as my mind frees, but it's disturbing. I feel too free. I feel alone, like my mind is just a manifestation of creation contained in my skull, floating through space with the rest of this godforsaken rock.

    MENTALISM and the law of thoughts manifesting into reality (attraction) becomes obvious. Zinuru! Follow the circle, as the emerald tablets said. It makes sense.

    HERMES, THRICE GREAT predicted a great war after man harnessed the power of lightning. World War 1 happened within 50 years of mainstream electrical adaption. The ancients were great ones.

    I KNOWN GOD or Gods are real, I know there are multiple dimensions as science states and yet, I don't believe we travel there after death. We return to non-existence.

    BEFORE you or I were born, 14 billion years passed in the blink of an eye. The death of us may as well be the end of the universe as far as we are individually concerned, time will exist though we will no longer be an active observer of it. Time is relevant to the observer as Einstein stated, afterall.

    HOW does this make you feel anonymous readers? How does this make you feel anon? We are the reptiles, once seen it cannot be forgot. Spread the good word. Zinuru!

    FOLLOW the circle!

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wingina leviosa

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fear of the Lord is the being of wisdom.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    "biblically accurate angels" is a reddit meme

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This whole "biblically accurate" angel thing is moronic. Christians base their christian paradigm on exoteric knowledge and so do atheists. Angels do look like humans with wings, and they also look like wheels with eyes. If you're gonna play by abrahamic rules which you should since the topic here is christianity, then you need to understand that entities are perceived in different forms depending on which plane they're in, they look like humans with wings in Assiah, the material plane, they look like light beings in Yetzirah the formative plane, they look like geometric shapes in Beriah the creative plane and they get more "abstract" the further in the planes you advance because you're getting closer to the archetypal source of creation.

    This whole divide between human form vs wheel form comes from the people involved in the argument having no idea about the esotericism of their own religion or the religion they're trying to mock. Also, not important but i'm not an abrahamic nor an atheist, someone would somehow try to use that as an argument against me i can just see it.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angels look like whatever they want to be, if that is their appearance normal then so be it.

    what they look like doesnt and shouldnt matter to a Christian.

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