Their universe they created is shit. Therefore, their only purpose is to be androgynous fricktoys. Of course any reasonable person would be offended if you fricking dare to imply otherwise, idiot.
Who said anything about fricking? You took that to a really weird place anon. I was mostly pointing out early Christian art depicting them was pretty weird.
the first image is obviously based on cartwheels, and the second appears to be based on a sundog. why are you so obsessed with wienerrings and femboys? you sound kinda gay bro, ngl
I don't like that people have been running with non-canon depictions as the default for angels in the pop culture sphere. I mean these look cool, but they're not accurate. I mean maybe some look like this but we have no real reason to believe so.
The wings depicted in literally all old books, artwork, and carvings are simply to show something was flying including angels. The only point of reference they had to describe something flying was wings.
In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord sitting on a throne, high and lofty, and the hem of him filled the temple. Seraphs were in attendance above him; each had six wings: with two they covered their faces, and with two they covered their feet, and with two they flew.
hem = genitals
feet = crotch
The seraphs are flying serpents with six wings and… little dingalings, apparently
And the charubs are just sphinxes/gryphons with wings
>if i substitute my own disgusting words
Not my words, it's actual scholars of ancient Hebrew and the DSS who say that shulim is a euphemism for genitals.
But anyway, the dick stuff was just an aside, my real point was that there are celestial beings that are described neither as eye-wheels nor as human forms.
It was already translated, multiple times. There is literally no justification for re-translating and reading between the lines just to substitute gay shit that doesnt exist
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It's not gay and why non-homosex built in clothing to cover their shame makes you think of men having sex with men is beyond me. Sounds like you're gay and projecting your gayness homo. Now I don't just but the only thing gayer than gays having gay sex is obsession over it and denying your own why simultaneously projecting it onto straight people you fayget.
SMOKE weed after mushrooms 2 years later because when I do, the matrix around me breaks. We are in a social matrix of humanity, built upon a matrix of base reality.
A HOLOGRAOHIC matrix, a light matrix. Light is the purest form of energy. All the ancient teachings start making sense, time slows down as my mind frees, but it's disturbing. I feel too free. I feel alone, like my mind is just a manifestation of creation contained in my skull, floating through space with the rest of this godforsaken rock.
MENTALISM and the law of thoughts manifesting into reality (attraction) becomes obvious. Zinuru! Follow the circle, as the emerald tablets said. It makes sense.
HERMES, THRICE GREAT predicted a great war after man harnessed the power of lightning. World War 1 happened within 50 years of mainstream electrical adaption. The ancients were great ones.
I KNOWN GOD or Gods are real, I know there are multiple dimensions as science states and yet, I don't believe we travel there after death. We return to non-existence.
BEFORE you or I were born, 14 billion years passed in the blink of an eye. The death of us may as well be the end of the universe as far as we are individually concerned, time will exist though we will no longer be an active observer of it. Time is relevant to the observer as Einstein stated, afterall.
HOW does this make you feel anonymous readers? How does this make you feel anon? We are the reptiles, once seen it cannot be forgot. Spread the good word. Zinuru!
This whole "biblically accurate" angel thing is moronic. Christians base their christian paradigm on exoteric knowledge and so do atheists. Angels do look like humans with wings, and they also look like wheels with eyes. If you're gonna play by abrahamic rules which you should since the topic here is christianity, then you need to understand that entities are perceived in different forms depending on which plane they're in, they look like humans with wings in Assiah, the material plane, they look like light beings in Yetzirah the formative plane, they look like geometric shapes in Beriah the creative plane and they get more "abstract" the further in the planes you advance because you're getting closer to the archetypal source of creation.
This whole divide between human form vs wheel form comes from the people involved in the argument having no idea about the esotericism of their own religion or the religion they're trying to mock. Also, not important but i'm not an abrahamic nor an atheist, someone would somehow try to use that as an argument against me i can just see it.
No it doesn't
Yes it does
How
>Black personmonsters are angels
Very serious assertion worthy of much consideration.
I accept that some of them look like that, though others can get pissed off when I bring it up.
How? Isn't that what they're described to be
>"Angels actually look really cool IRL"
>"NO THEY DON'T! THEY LOOK LIKE ANDROGINOUS HUMANS!"
Sounds right.
Their universe they created is shit. Therefore, their only purpose is to be androgynous fricktoys. Of course any reasonable person would be offended if you fricking dare to imply otherwise, idiot.
Who said anything about fricking? You took that to a really weird place anon. I was mostly pointing out early Christian art depicting them was pretty weird.
>Who said anything about fricking?
I did, shitard.
Listen here wiener holster, I don't care that you fantasize about beautiful femboys gaping your poorly wiped shitter.
That makes you a homosexual.
Nah, I'm the raper and therefore straight because Rome and macho. You're the real homosexual here.
>I only do prison rules
>"gay for the stay" is literally used by homosexual prisoners
I hope your journey down the Hershey highway goes well.
You sound moralhomosexual. Open that hole open wide angelboy (girl)
>open wide
No...no...you want it tight...jesus, you can't even do gay/straight/??? sex correctly.
not really, theyre depicted alot in traditional christian artwork
also that etsy shit is fricking stupid, theyre never described as 'flesh rings' or whatever moron reddit shit that is
an arabic depiction of the vision of ezekiel, with the ophanim in the center
Imagine trying to paint a 2D representation of a 4D entity based on the 3D perception of Ezekiel.
wienerrings
>t. Femboy Angel confirmed.
the first image is obviously based on cartwheels, and the second appears to be based on a sundog. why are you so obsessed with wienerrings and femboys? you sound kinda gay bro, ngl
I'm not the gay one when my dick's in your angelic ass, Black persontard.
the last time somebody tried raping an angel they were permablinded with holy laser beams, then incinerated by fire from heaven. just warning you
I have Goku on speed dial. I'm not afraid of israeli fanfiction.
The most in denial gay person I’ve seen online in a while. Fun fact, the people who are the strongest homophobes are usually gay.
I actually heard the second is based on updog
what's updog?
>die
>see abstract Goatse
Daddy smells some sweet femboy angel anus. My dick be HUNGRY
It's Anussy, anon. Not angel anus.
You're anussy.
>you're
>it's your
Nah, I ain't getting fricked by no moron.
I used correct grammar, you shitarded rape victim.
You called me a literal Anussy?
If so, that's pretty funny.
I don't like that people have been running with non-canon depictions as the default for angels in the pop culture sphere. I mean these look cool, but they're not accurate. I mean maybe some look like this but we have no real reason to believe so.
Midwits think posting anything abstract makes them look smart. It's why commie buildings looked abstract and ugly as frick.
Agreed.
The wings depicted in literally all old books, artwork, and carvings are simply to show something was flying including angels. The only point of reference they had to describe something flying was wings.
HEY THATS ME
> The wings are wrong, see pic.
Lust provoking image
In the year that King Uzziah died, I saw the Lord sitting on a throne, high and lofty, and the hem of him filled the temple. Seraphs were in attendance above him; each had six wings: with two they covered their faces, and with two they covered their feet, and with two they flew.
hem = genitals
feet = crotch
The seraphs are flying serpents with six wings and… little dingalings, apparently
And the charubs are just sphinxes/gryphons with wings
>if i substitute my own disgusting words into the bible, the bible says a bunch of disgusting shit to validate my homosexuality!
>if i substitute my own disgusting words
Not my words, it's actual scholars of ancient Hebrew and the DSS who say that shulim is a euphemism for genitals.
But anyway, the dick stuff was just an aside, my real point was that there are celestial beings that are described neither as eye-wheels nor as human forms.
It was already translated, multiple times. There is literally no justification for re-translating and reading between the lines just to substitute gay shit that doesnt exist
It's not gay and why non-homosex built in clothing to cover their shame makes you think of men having sex with men is beyond me. Sounds like you're gay and projecting your gayness homo. Now I don't just but the only thing gayer than gays having gay sex is obsession over it and denying your own why simultaneously projecting it onto straight people you fayget.
That is the eternal eye! I have seen this before
Redpill time
SMOKE weed after mushrooms 2 years later because when I do, the matrix around me breaks. We are in a social matrix of humanity, built upon a matrix of base reality.
A HOLOGRAOHIC matrix, a light matrix. Light is the purest form of energy. All the ancient teachings start making sense, time slows down as my mind frees, but it's disturbing. I feel too free. I feel alone, like my mind is just a manifestation of creation contained in my skull, floating through space with the rest of this godforsaken rock.
MENTALISM and the law of thoughts manifesting into reality (attraction) becomes obvious. Zinuru! Follow the circle, as the emerald tablets said. It makes sense.
HERMES, THRICE GREAT predicted a great war after man harnessed the power of lightning. World War 1 happened within 50 years of mainstream electrical adaption. The ancients were great ones.
I KNOWN GOD or Gods are real, I know there are multiple dimensions as science states and yet, I don't believe we travel there after death. We return to non-existence.
BEFORE you or I were born, 14 billion years passed in the blink of an eye. The death of us may as well be the end of the universe as far as we are individually concerned, time will exist though we will no longer be an active observer of it. Time is relevant to the observer as Einstein stated, afterall.
HOW does this make you feel anonymous readers? How does this make you feel anon? We are the reptiles, once seen it cannot be forgot. Spread the good word. Zinuru!
FOLLOW the circle!
>wingina leviosa
Fear of the Lord is the being of wisdom.
"biblically accurate angels" is a reddit meme
This whole "biblically accurate" angel thing is moronic. Christians base their christian paradigm on exoteric knowledge and so do atheists. Angels do look like humans with wings, and they also look like wheels with eyes. If you're gonna play by abrahamic rules which you should since the topic here is christianity, then you need to understand that entities are perceived in different forms depending on which plane they're in, they look like humans with wings in Assiah, the material plane, they look like light beings in Yetzirah the formative plane, they look like geometric shapes in Beriah the creative plane and they get more "abstract" the further in the planes you advance because you're getting closer to the archetypal source of creation.
This whole divide between human form vs wheel form comes from the people involved in the argument having no idea about the esotericism of their own religion or the religion they're trying to mock. Also, not important but i'm not an abrahamic nor an atheist, someone would somehow try to use that as an argument against me i can just see it.
Angels look like whatever they want to be, if that is their appearance normal then so be it.
what they look like doesnt and shouldnt matter to a Christian.