The gospel of atheism has arrived, and you no longer have a reason to remain ignorant.

You only get one shot at life. Instead of contributing to humanity, pursuing your heart's desire, and realizing your inner self, you squandered your time obsessing on an archaic sect that only cares about spreading itself like a mental parasite. Religious life is a nihilistic wasteland. Instead of taking virtuous responsibility for yourself, you pray to made-up beings. You adore a person who is no longer alive. And when the clock strikes twelve, it's all over, leaving you, like the snake oil salesman, with nothing to show for your piety and money. There is no afterlife, no ultimate bliss. Nothing.

You lose your valuable life with no one to blame but yourself. You'll be frantic to restart everything from the beginning, not without your delusory Gods and Bible rubbish, but you won't be able to. You've squandered a life-changing opportunity, and it's too late for a second chance. The only time to live is right now, the only time to think is right now, and the only time to be happy is right now. This is your one chance. Before it's too late, reconsider everything.

This is your only life. You only have time. Take a chance. Don't squander it on dead people and imaginary creatures. Take anything away from it. Realize your goal. Find your inner purpose, and then devote your life to bringing that purpose to life in the world. It's the only life you've got. Don't squander it on pointless religious nonsense propagated by individuals who don't comprehend it at all. Do what your heart tells you to do. And then live it out. You are a coward if you do not follow through.

The gospel of atheism has arrived, and you no longer have a reason to remain ignorant.

Black Rifle Cuck Company, Conservative Humor Shirt $21.68

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

Black Rifle Cuck Company, Conservative Humor Shirt $21.68

  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    didn't read

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based, atheists btfo.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait nvm i though op was shit talking atheists and just being ironic, turns out he really is moronic

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't hate Christianity until I actually started reading the Bible and realized just how fricking stupid you would have to be to actually believe this poorly-written shit
    I plan on reading the Quran after

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >just how fricking stupid you would have to be to actually believe this poorly-written shit
      You couldn't tell from the way Christians act? Must not be from the South.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >using the South as your sample of what Christians are like
        That's like using North Korea as your sample of what atheists are like

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Old Testament is good tho

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The gospel of atheism has arrived
    I'm not one of those guys who claims atheism is a religion, but I get where they're coming from now.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I enjoy reading the bible. I take bliss in following Jesus and his words.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    In terms of game theory, the only truly devastating loss scenario is that of the atheist who finds himself dead & conscious in hell. The Christian who passes into nothingness would never even be conscious of his loss. This is why Pascal’s wager is a thing

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >believe in the Christian God
      >get sent to a non-Christian hell by a non-Christian God
      Becoming a Christcuck out of fear of God's wrath is the most pussy shit you could possibly do

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even if you added that scenario to the game tree, Christianity would still be significantly more rational than atheism given the potential outcomes and payoffs

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          The real solution is just to be agnostic, that way you have plausible deniability and can accept whatever comes

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno, it reminds me of heroin addict thinking, where “one shot of happiness” justifies everything, but it's even less rational because you can't be sure that a promised “super heroin” exists.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            We get it you're a degenerate who projects their pathetic weaknesses onto others.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pascals wager is trash
      t. Christian

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    This but unironically but replace everything about wasting your life on religion with wasting your life posting on LULZ.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >how do I choose to use my one shot at life?
    >to preach the gospel of atheism on LULZ, of course

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly are the religious missing out on in life by being religious?
    Sucking wiener?
    Prostate orgasms?
    Man on man action?

    That seems to be what OP is complaining about, there really isn't anything else religion prevents from doing in life unless you're a serial killer or something.

    Is that what it is OP?
    You're just mad the religious people won't allow you to indulge your addiction to hard wieners?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you SO obsessed with gay sex your three examples are about that, and then the rhetoric afterword too? Is there something you want to tell us, Anon?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sucking wiener?
      >Prostate orgasms?
      >Man on man action?
      catholic kids aren't missing out

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they can experiment all those with the priest. Lmfao

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Show me scientific data that kids are more likely to be abused in the catholic church than in other places like by their parents/people their parents know, by teachers,…

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          xD

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're cringe. Also rent free

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    And what are you doing with your only shot at life, kek? Making a wall of text rambling about religion on a history board? Lol, that's a pretty moronic inner purpose to have.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    And how is spreading this "gospel of atheism" of yours any different from engaging in the so called religion that makes you seethe so hard? Ironic.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shared meaning is a wasted life

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    They see you rollin', they hatin'.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Instead of contributing to humanity, pursuing your heart's desire, and realizing your inner self,
    How does being religious make you not do those things?

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >There is no afterlife, no ultimate bliss. Nothing.
    Would you happen to have any proofs for this assertion?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a "Christian is unable to think without presuppositions" episode

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        No then? Gotcha.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are but you're unironically too stupid to even comprehend the problem with your train of thought. Which is honestly amazing, but not for you.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >yeah there totally is
            >but I'm just gonna insult you instead
            Hmmm, are you okay?

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yup

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >increasingly nervous man says, fearing that his good goy points and the whole erasing of his own ancestral roots might not lead him to a better place with some kind of israeli man in the sky

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like how you instantly go for the "israeli man in sky haha" although I haven't mentioned anything slightly related to that. Just say you don't have any, man. Make it simple.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like u jave evidence of israeli man in sky, let's see it.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not the one who made the first claim tho, OP did, I just asked for proof and no one provided me with it. Now you're asking me a whole different question instead.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            So you don't have proof for israeli man in the sky. Well.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Go pray to him, maybe he gives you some proof this time.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            How convenient you're now running away. Love it, all you can do is dodge and dance, wonder why?

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *