Sleeping has the same meaning as death, it's literally in the bible. The only difference is, when you die, you sleep until you are reincarnated. This means you should strive for as little sleep as possible and as short as possible. Sleeping over 6 hours at once (MONOPHASIC cycle) is NOT benefitting your paranormal abilities. Sleeping 30 minutes each time (UBERMAN cycle) is the superior way. Enjoy being AWAKE in 2024, /x/.
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Should I call the suicide hotline before going to sleep?
What should I tell them after reading this thread?
unironically you should call them if your sleep cycle is MONOPHASIC. You literally aren't vibing with the right frequencies and it's off-putting and very bad for your AWOKEN health.
>vibing
>right frequencies
Microwave technician over here
i tried it already i stood up for like 4 days this year. i find four-5 hours is fair though 8 is overkill.
>it's literally in the bible
Is it painful to be this stupid?
In Psalms, death is described as the “sleep of death” (Ps. 13:3; 90:5) and the death of the Assyrian army is called their “final sleep” (Ps. 76:5). In God’s predicted judgment of Babylon, they will “sleep forever and not awake” (Jer. 51:39, 57). Here we see that the Israelites associated death with sleep. This metaphor is also evident in Greek mythology.
The longer I sleep the crazier the dreams seem to get though, anything after 8 hours produces the wildest dreams I seem capable of hanging.
Have fun aging poorly and dying of heart disease.
Sleep is the absolute shit. I sleep through all of my free time now. I slept all through Christmas eve and day, didn't talk to anyone. I hate being conscious so much it is not even funny. Sleep is the only time I'm not suffering.
Based sleeper hibernating until the next happening.
>it's literally in the bible.
Stopped here.