Oriental Orthodoxy is the way

Think about it
>Traditional but without tradlarpers
>Genuinely mystical
>Friend to both RCs and EOs despite historical differences
>Not involved with institutional evil
>Small and comfy like early christianity but having beauty and splendor like the romans

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ethiopian Orthodoxy genuinely has fascinating elements, especially from an anthropology perspective.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      totally not idolatry btw

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right it's not. But some people like Prots don't understand the historic Christian teaching on images that come from the apostles. Prots are heretics silly.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based on John of Damascus himself arguing in favour of idolatry, the actual orthodox position is that idolatry is allowed now, the same way Christians can eat pork and drink wine, since God apparently took an earthly manifestation

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are pretty cool

      totally not idolatry btw

      When the hebrews bowed before the Ark was it idolatry too?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not oriental. We Europeans have a long tradition of rule of law coupled with our myths, and no need for foreign Abrahamic cults.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't sound like it you crypto-Semitic dissident

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christtards are literally the ones that are pro-immigrant

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever Chaim

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >armored crusader knight
        >I'm just a farmer
        LMAO

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How you considered getting a girlfriend instead?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes but im a loser

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Says the moron posting on a thread about something else to begin with.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not involved with institutional evil
    They prayed for the destruction of Constantinople at the hands of the caliphate and collaborated with the Islamic authorities before playing the victim card and complaining that they were oppressed by them

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Muslim caliphs were more Christian than the eye-poking cuckholds historians call Byzantines

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kind eye for eye how "Rome" dragged Alexandrians through the mud after using them to strengthen their faction's position with the council of Ephesus. But guess wolves get eaten by other wolves.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their christology and trinitarian theology is a mess though.
      Severus of Antioch said duality was a disolver of unity when he said Christ had one nature, along with speaking against the tomb of St Leo and others. He also said nature is particular is to the hypostasis, which kinda messes up the trinity in his attempt to use Aristotle. This eventually lead to tritheism in the non-chalcedonian party with guys like John Philoponus.

      Discorius also beat up St Flavian to death for, in his words, "speaking of two natures after the union" even though he was St Leo knew and trusted him, condeming Ibas, Theodoret, John 1 etc even though they either reconciled with St Cyril or the larger and clearly spoke of the person of Christ, along with adhering to the strict myaphites formula despite the fact that St Cyril made concessions and agreed with dyophisitism since his concern was to emphasise the one person of Christ.

      Muslim caliphs were more Christian than the eye-poking cuckholds historians call Byzantines

      >People who were into harems, incest and 9 years old whose prophet gets debunked by Galatians 1:8 are more christian

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >debunked by Galatians 1:8
        If you read Galatians, and still believe Paul of Tarsus, you are hopeless

        They are pretty cool
        [...]
        When the hebrews bowed before the Ark was it idolatry too?

        >When the hebrews bowed before the Ark was it idolatry too?
        The ark had figurines of angels at its sides according to the Bible, but the ark itself wasn't an image of a prophet or a saint. The ark was like the temple, you pray towards it.

        Using John of Damascus' logic, we can concede praying to images of God, but why the saints? why Mary?

        What can Mary do for you, when you're supposed to rely on the One True God through Jesus?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          James 5:16

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's referring to Christians on earth anon.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, that's referring to Christians

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon if they are in God's kingdom the Last Judgement and the resurrection already occured and it doesn't make sense for them to pray to retroactively change the fate of people unless you are saying that the Last Judgement isn't final and you can pray people out of hell.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What are you even talking about? The saints in heaven pray for us.

            Do I prostrate and kneel in front of my friend whom I want him to pray for me?

            You prostate and kneel in respect and reverence to someone, it's not something people do nowadays but it was commom in the olden days.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The saints in heaven pray for us.
            >in heaven
            Do you understand what that means biblically anon

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't really care about your particular interpretation of the bible

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you read the Bible

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do I prostrate and kneel in front of my friend whom I want him to pray for me?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >claim to be the most based Christian
          >deny Paul
          go be a JW somewhere else

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most 80 iq Muslim subhumans were Oriental Orthodox before they apostatized and that's enough to convince me that it's false.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also their collaboration with Muslim governments is an institutional evil.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, their options were:
      >convert
      >get killed/treated as subhuman

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to Ecumenical Patriarchate church and all other larper converts are just regular people with families
    I don't know what you guys are on about all you won't hear any Jay Dyer debates discussed on coffee hour and hohol grannies hugged me more than anyone in my family

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My ninja, there are no oriental churches within 500 miles of my house.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't proselytize.
    We don't accept converts.
    We're all ethnoreligious.
    Whether it's "the way" or not is your own interpretation, but you're not gonna be welcomed there. I promise you that.
    Convert to Mormon church or be a polytheist.

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