>If you need to wear glasses or contact lenses to pass the vision screening, you must wear them when you drive. Your license will display an X for this restriction.
Because people who practise their religion get experiences out of it. Communion with the divine, mystical visions, things like that which you will never have because you've been cucked by the materialism meme
I experience a religious experience from the absurdity of the experience getting a government to honor my request to wear kitchen utensils on my head. Is that not valid enough to be a Pastafarian?
It's not a Oyish meme and is fairly mainstream. Normies have known about it for years and only an actual Zoomer newbie would think it's some deep underground maymay of le secret Oyish club
2 years ago
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>It's not a Oyish meme
never said it was, but if you lurked /b/ back then you'd know about it
For all the zoomers ITT: pastafarianism is an old contrarian meme where atheists would pretend to follow a meme religion just to see what ridiculous shit they could get away with under freedom of religion/religious discrimination laws. OP is wearing a pasta strainer in his driver's license photo as part of his "religious beliefs."
Hey OP, looks like you are the first to ever get this done.
Two BC lads got denied, even tho one had a firearms license, another ontario chad had his drivers denied, and a quebec girl also didn't get it.
You should get some local news paper involved. Any one know a good way to get this trolling mainstream in Canada?
I actually got my licensed expired and had to do it again a few months later.
French ?
Metis ?
Nafri ?
What are you asking?
>Pot in first image
>Colander in second image
Explain.
I think the funny atheist religion involving spaghetti
based free software enjoyer
bump for atheism?
You should be allowed to get away with even more imo
What with your lower lips?
>If you need to wear glasses or contact lenses to pass the vision screening, you must wear them when you drive. Your license will display an X for this restriction.
LMAO nerd
>Literal pastafarian
>These are the "intellectuals" on this board crying about christians and conservatives
Lol. Lmao even.
If others can wear funny hats and hoods cause sky daddy told them, why can't I?
Because people who practise their religion get experiences out of it. Communion with the divine, mystical visions, things like that which you will never have because you've been cucked by the materialism meme
I experience a religious experience from the absurdity of the experience getting a government to honor my request to wear kitchen utensils on my head. Is that not valid enough to be a Pastafarian?
Do you, though? Or do you just claim you do?
I don't get it
pastafarianism, aka, you're a newbie
It has nothing to do with Oyish and is more talked about in other parts of the Internet but thanks for outing yourself as the actual newbie
yeah okay kid
It's not a Oyish meme and is fairly mainstream. Normies have known about it for years and only an actual Zoomer newbie would think it's some deep underground maymay of le secret Oyish club
>It's not a Oyish meme
never said it was, but if you lurked /b/ back then you'd know about it
it was posted on /b/ in 2010 no less, that I know of, I've seen it talked about anywhere else
I haven't seen it talked about anywhere else*
For all the zoomers ITT: pastafarianism is an old contrarian meme where atheists would pretend to follow a meme religion just to see what ridiculous shit they could get away with under freedom of religion/religious discrimination laws. OP is wearing a pasta strainer in his driver's license photo as part of his "religious beliefs."
They're all absurd you dummy. Religion is schizophrenia on a civilizational scale
Hey OP, looks like you are the first to ever get this done.
Two BC lads got denied, even tho one had a firearms license, another ontario chad had his drivers denied, and a quebec girl also didn't get it.
You should get some local news paper involved. Any one know a good way to get this trolling mainstream in Canada?