Sadly most people who believe in the Bible don't actually read it they just memorize select verses,passages,and prayers so if there was any change it will go largely unnoticed.
Thats the point of organized religion
No need to read the bible the priest will do it for us
And then you have the mesapotamian system of baal worship where you have middle men priests acting as some proxy of God rather then a teacher like figure that teaches you how to do it yourself like Jesus
Instead you have priest headcannon
Just wait until they get all the anti-gay and anti-lust passages out of there for being homophobic, and then all the ~~*Christian religious scholars*~~ come out of the woodwork to talk about all the gay relationships in the Old Testament, like the one between David and that one guy, or King Solomon’s bisexual orgies.
Gay revisionist history is gay-washing Mary Todd Lincoln and their son out of existence in favor of this narrative of Homest Abe and Johnathan Speed.
Lucifer literally means morning star so yeah, Jesus IS Lucifer, he himself said it. If people wanna argue about who's holding the title when or where that's a different story, but Jesus being Lucifer is canon, not that canon means much for these rotten gays putting the book together though.
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So God fired his lackey for being a dickheard and then promoted his son to Lucifers old position?
I think you're grasping at straws, it's a title.
Wasn't Lucifer made by god as a sort of proto-jesus as the best and most beautiful of all the angels anyway? Then god got bored and made humans >Oh wow these guys are so much better, I'm gonna make a new and better right hand man than that loser Lucifer
5 months ago
Anonymous
>So God fired his lackey for being a dickheard
That's made up.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Did Lucifer not lead a rebellion against the kingdom of heaven and cast out?
If you were thrown out of your workplace and banned from returning would you not be fired?
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not the anon you're arguing with, but the way to talk about this is as if it was a children's story. Mysticism is veiled in esotericism, analogy and correspondence, there are no talking snakes or family feuds between humanoid superior beings.
This is just exoteric and there's no point to a discussion based on exoteric narratives if that's all you're going to see.
5 months ago
Anonymous
One descends, one ascends. The bright and morning Star.
>Satan, who is the god of this world, has blinded the minds of those who don’t believe. They are unable to see the glorious light of the Good News. They don’t understand this message about the glory of Christ, who is the exact likeness of God.
It's not a slip honestly, it's been made consistent throughout the "holy scriptures". Also the reason masons worship Satan as the creator and force that endows nature.
>Revelations
Sure, you're totally the expert on the Bible when you can't remember the name of the last book.
>Mandela Effect
Not real. You just have a terrible memory and most people do. As part of a memory test in school (graded for participation), where we read a short story and were tested on it the following day without anyone studying, I tested the highest of the class (of around 30 people) with the average score around 50%.
Revelation 22:16-20
16 “I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star.”
Lucifer literally means morning star so yeah, Jesus IS Lucifer, he himself said it. If people wanna argue about who's holding the title when or where that's a different story, but Jesus being Lucifer is canon, not that canon means much for these rotten gays putting the book together though.
A title Jesus shares... with Lucifer
No, he doesn't. Only occultist/modernist/catholic Bibles have that error. Stop using bogus bibles.
Someone like you would eat rat poison, because only a slight percentage of it is poison; but as you've shown it's enough to poison your minds.
Here's another slip.
2 Corinthians 4:4
>Satan, who is the god of this world, has blinded the minds of those who don’t believe. They are unable to see the glorious light of the Good News. They don’t understand this message about the glory of Christ, who is the exact likeness of God.
2 Corinthians 4:4
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
What's the slip apart from you heathens and apostates insisting on using such bastardized versions of Scripture?
>As part of a memory test in school (graded for participation), where we read a short story and were tested on it the following day without anyone studying, I tested the highest of the class (of around 30 people) with the average score around 50%.
/x/ is not your personal blog you are genuinely narcissistic and delusional if you think anybody is+ interested in your worthless, boring life.
>What's the slip apart from you heathens and apostates insisting on using such bastardized versions of Scripture? >bastardized versions of Scripture
A lot of cope
i only read Revelations once before the Mandela Effect, in 2014 in the good news translation, so i dont remember much of it before the overnight 2016 mandela effect changes all happened. what did it used to say about the antichrist, can u paraphrase whatever u recall? id love to know.
Waiting for the day you guys start posting that there's a Mandela Effect that supposedly took all the non-existent passages specifically mentioning Hell as a torturous underworld out and that now it's only in Alighieri topkek
The lamb horns are very real, and yes, I've been editing scripture again. We're also playing with the idea of getting the Pope to add more books to the New Testament. Work in progress.
Sadly most people who believe in the Bible don't actually read it they just memorize select verses,passages,and prayers so if there was any change it will go largely unnoticed.
Bible doesn't mention 70% of the crap Cradcath shitters are parroting here every day.
Thats the point of organized religion
No need to read the bible the priest will do it for us
And then you have the mesapotamian system of baal worship where you have middle men priests acting as some proxy of God rather then a teacher like figure that teaches you how to do it yourself like Jesus
Instead you have priest headcannon
What does it mean?
Bible is changing?
Just wait until they get all the anti-gay and anti-lust passages out of there for being homophobic, and then all the ~~*Christian religious scholars*~~ come out of the woodwork to talk about all the gay relationships in the Old Testament, like the one between David and that one guy, or King Solomon’s bisexual orgies.
Gay revisionist history is gay-washing Mary Todd Lincoln and their son out of existence in favor of this narrative of Homest Abe and Johnathan Speed.
I hate the anti-Christ!
Who cares, i thought christians didn't like revelations since Jesus comes out of the closet there as Lucifer.
>[citation needed]
Revelation 22:16-20
16 “I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star.”
Morning Star is a more of a title than an alias
A title Jesus shares... with Lucifer
Lucifer literally means morning star so yeah, Jesus IS Lucifer, he himself said it. If people wanna argue about who's holding the title when or where that's a different story, but Jesus being Lucifer is canon, not that canon means much for these rotten gays putting the book together though.
So God fired his lackey for being a dickheard and then promoted his son to Lucifers old position?
I think you're grasping at straws, it's a title.
Wasn't Lucifer made by god as a sort of proto-jesus as the best and most beautiful of all the angels anyway? Then god got bored and made humans
>Oh wow these guys are so much better, I'm gonna make a new and better right hand man than that loser Lucifer
>So God fired his lackey for being a dickheard
That's made up.
Did Lucifer not lead a rebellion against the kingdom of heaven and cast out?
If you were thrown out of your workplace and banned from returning would you not be fired?
I'm not the anon you're arguing with, but the way to talk about this is as if it was a children's story. Mysticism is veiled in esotericism, analogy and correspondence, there are no talking snakes or family feuds between humanoid superior beings.
This is just exoteric and there's no point to a discussion based on exoteric narratives if that's all you're going to see.
One descends, one ascends. The bright and morning Star.
Here's another slip.
2 Corinthians 4:4
>Satan, who is the god of this world, has blinded the minds of those who don’t believe. They are unable to see the glorious light of the Good News. They don’t understand this message about the glory of Christ, who is the exact likeness of God.
It's not a slip honestly, it's been made consistent throughout the "holy scriptures". Also the reason masons worship Satan as the creator and force that endows nature.
>Revelations
Sure, you're totally the expert on the Bible when you can't remember the name of the last book.
>Mandela Effect
Not real. You just have a terrible memory and most people do. As part of a memory test in school (graded for participation), where we read a short story and were tested on it the following day without anyone studying, I tested the highest of the class (of around 30 people) with the average score around 50%.
No, he doesn't. Only occultist/modernist/catholic Bibles have that error. Stop using bogus bibles.
Someone like you would eat rat poison, because only a slight percentage of it is poison; but as you've shown it's enough to poison your minds.
2 Corinthians 4:4
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
What's the slip apart from you heathens and apostates insisting on using such bastardized versions of Scripture?
>obsession with idealogical correctness
>mass replies
>no fun allowed
>blogposting
Either actual gptbot or genuine huge homosexual.
>As part of a memory test in school (graded for participation), where we read a short story and were tested on it the following day without anyone studying, I tested the highest of the class (of around 30 people) with the average score around 50%.
/x/ is not your personal blog you are genuinely narcissistic and delusional if you think anybody is+ interested in your worthless, boring life.
>What's the slip apart from you heathens and apostates insisting on using such bastardized versions of Scripture?
>bastardized versions of Scripture
A lot of cope
Revelation talks about the "beast" you moron. People lumped things together to make a worldview.
this, antichrist is still in they're he's just called the beast with horns like a lamb
I want to be Mandela’d into a comfy world.
>the bible never said this
>i thought it did tho
>spooky
i only read Revelations once before the Mandela Effect, in 2014 in the good news translation, so i dont remember much of it before the overnight 2016 mandela effect changes all happened. what did it used to say about the antichrist, can u paraphrase whatever u recall? id love to know.
Waiting for the day you guys start posting that there's a Mandela Effect that supposedly took all the non-existent passages specifically mentioning Hell as a torturous underworld out and that now it's only in Alighieri topkek
It never did. From what I remember, was often assumed that the Beast Out of the Sea was representative of The Antichrist.
I actually also noticed a new mandala affect vacum vaccum vacuum vacumm vaccuum vacuumm vaccuumm coincidence?
The lamb horns are very real, and yes, I've been editing scripture again. We're also playing with the idea of getting the Pope to add more books to the New Testament. Work in progress.