What's wrong with defecating? Didn't God make us this way? Didn't God design our bodies to function like this? To say that defecation is demeaning or degrading would be to say that God made us purposefully degraded and demeaned.
DID GOD POOP? IF HE DID SAY “YES, GOD POOPED” OTHERWISE YOU ARE DODGING THE QUESTION
1 year ago
Anonymous
Nah, don't think so.
1 year ago
Anonymous
SO YOU THINK JESUS PBUH HELD IN POOP UNTIL HE BLOATED AND EXPLODED?
muslims can't use Oyish, you're just a brown kid.
ISLAMQA IS SALAFI SITE IT ISNT APART OF MY FIQH NICE TRU THOUGH KAFIR
1 year ago
Anonymous
Nah.
1 year ago
Anonymous
SO YOU ARE CHRISTIAN YOU SAY JESUS IS GOD YOU SAY GOD IS JESUS EVERYTHING JESUS DOES GOD DOES YOU SAY JESUS HAS HUMAN NATURE AND IN HUMAN NATURE YOU NEED TO POOP OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE SO WHAT HAPPENED DID JESUS PBUH USE MAGIC AND MAKE POOP DISAPPEAR IN HIS INTESTINES? WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT
1 year ago
Anonymous
>WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT
Where in the Bible does it say that Jesus pooped at all?
DID GOD POOP? IF HE DID SAY “YES, GOD POOPED” OTHERWISE YOU ARE DODGING THE QUESTION
Chalcedonian Christianity (i.e. mainstream Christianity) is unambiguous; yes, yes he did. Christ is considered to be composed of two natures, divine and human, and in his humanity, he defecated. His natures are united without comingling or confusion, but insofar as Jesus is one person, one can say that Christianity believes that God defecated. Christians might try to obfuscate and avoid this implication, but there it is. Note that Christians would not say that God the Father or God the Holy Spirit defecated, but you can take that up with them; I feel no obligation to defend a belief which I don’t believe in.
And no, hijabtards, just because Christianity makes no sense, it does not mean that your belief that God decided to send an angel to a merchant-cum-bandit king is true.
Thanks for your honesty. Alhamdulillah Islam is clear from these errors.
>WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT
Where in the Bible does it say that Jesus pooped at all?
IF JESUS HAD A HUMAN NATURE HE NEEDS TO POOP SO WHERE DOES POOP GO?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Islam is all an error, and Muhammad was an autistic, jizz-stained cuckold.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Wrong.
what is it with arabs and shit fetishes?
Not an argument, anon. Did God poop? Did God have diarrhea?
1 year ago
Anonymous
O ye who believe! Enter not the Prophet's houses,- until leave is given you,- for a meal, (and then) not (so early as) to wait for its preparation: but when ye are invited, enter; and when ye have taken your meal, disperse, without seeking familiar talk. Such (behaviour) annoys the Prophet: he is ashamed to dismiss you, but Allah is not ashamed (to tell you) the truth. And when ye ask (his ladies) for anything ye want, ask them from before a screen: that makes for greater purity for your hearts and for theirs. Nor is it right for you that ye should annoy Allah's Messenger, or that ye should marry his widows after him at any time. Truly such a thing is in Allah's sight an enormity.
Quran 33:53
Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar:
I asked `Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, "I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) and he would go for the prayer while water spots were still visible. " (Sahih al bukhari)
did jesus jerk off?
Also important to ask, did God jerk off for Christians since he had a human nature?
As a Muslim, I would say Jesus (pbuh) didn’t, though.
muslims can't use Oyish, you're just a brown kid.
1. Jesus was asexual
2. Repent now
Jesus was LBGT?
I wanted to comment along the same lines, but he would technically be more Q+ than LGBT
Yes, that’s what people mean by holy shit
What do you think is his percentage of sub Saharan DNA? And from what countries would it be from?
If Jesus is God. And God died on the cross. Then who resurrected God?
>yo im mad at you all for sinning but im going to kill myself and go to heaven to forgive you
t..thanks?
yep, shat all over the israelites
What's wrong with defecating? Didn't God make us this way? Didn't God design our bodies to function like this? To say that defecation is demeaning or degrading would be to say that God made us purposefully degraded and demeaned.
YES OR NO DID GOD POOP
Why would you care to ask that question to begin with? It would be like asking:
>Did Jesus yawn?
>Did Jesus sneeze?
>Did Jesus snore?
DID GOD POOP? IF HE DID SAY “YES, GOD POOPED” OTHERWISE YOU ARE DODGING THE QUESTION
Nah, don't think so.
SO YOU THINK JESUS PBUH HELD IN POOP UNTIL HE BLOATED AND EXPLODED?
ISLAMQA IS SALAFI SITE IT ISNT APART OF MY FIQH NICE TRU THOUGH KAFIR
Nah.
SO YOU ARE CHRISTIAN YOU SAY JESUS IS GOD YOU SAY GOD IS JESUS EVERYTHING JESUS DOES GOD DOES YOU SAY JESUS HAS HUMAN NATURE AND IN HUMAN NATURE YOU NEED TO POOP OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE SO WHAT HAPPENED DID JESUS PBUH USE MAGIC AND MAKE POOP DISAPPEAR IN HIS INTESTINES? WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT
>WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT
Where in the Bible does it say that Jesus pooped at all?
Chalcedonian Christianity (i.e. mainstream Christianity) is unambiguous; yes, yes he did. Christ is considered to be composed of two natures, divine and human, and in his humanity, he defecated. His natures are united without comingling or confusion, but insofar as Jesus is one person, one can say that Christianity believes that God defecated. Christians might try to obfuscate and avoid this implication, but there it is. Note that Christians would not say that God the Father or God the Holy Spirit defecated, but you can take that up with them; I feel no obligation to defend a belief which I don’t believe in.
And no, hijabtards, just because Christianity makes no sense, it does not mean that your belief that God decided to send an angel to a merchant-cum-bandit king is true.
Thanks for your honesty. Alhamdulillah Islam is clear from these errors.
IF JESUS HAD A HUMAN NATURE HE NEEDS TO POOP SO WHERE DOES POOP GO?
Islam is all an error, and Muhammad was an autistic, jizz-stained cuckold.
Wrong.
Not an argument, anon. Did God poop? Did God have diarrhea?
O ye who believe! Enter not the Prophet's houses,- until leave is given you,- for a meal, (and then) not (so early as) to wait for its preparation: but when ye are invited, enter; and when ye have taken your meal, disperse, without seeking familiar talk. Such (behaviour) annoys the Prophet: he is ashamed to dismiss you, but Allah is not ashamed (to tell you) the truth. And when ye ask (his ladies) for anything ye want, ask them from before a screen: that makes for greater purity for your hearts and for theirs. Nor is it right for you that ye should annoy Allah's Messenger, or that ye should marry his widows after him at any time. Truly such a thing is in Allah's sight an enormity.
Quran 33:53
Narrated Sulaiman bin Yasar:
I asked `Aisha about the clothes soiled with semen. She replied, "I used to wash it off the clothes of Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) and he would go for the prayer while water spots were still visible. " (Sahih al bukhari)
Did jesus christ anus opened wide to eject big turds made of fecal matter?
All over the israelites
What about wet dreams?
what is it with arabs and shit fetishes?
This thread just proves to me that Islam started out as Sapien paganism and Gnosticism Syncretism.
yes, i saw him do it.
Muslims be like
> God is all powerful
> akshually he can't do that
> ignore Musa and the burning bush
> go frick your 8 year old wife