I am creating a religion called fastman ism and it's bible is this picture.

I am creating a religion called fastman ism and it's bible is this picture. It contains proof about aliens, info on the deep state, all of mathematics, alien technology, a set of moral edicts, all other religions, and more.

This document is the most advanced document in the world. There is no other document like it. Only through absolute autism and schizophrenia have I crafted this document.

This document will save the timeline and create the cult of fastman. This image will train billions of people to be Jedi.

God has Satan in checkmate in a few moves. Killing me now would only make me a martyr. There is no stopping this. Their only last move is to shut down the internet in which case the shadow government moves their forces into place and coups the illuminati.

It's over. The angels have won.

I fastman am the leader of fastman ism. I am not a holy man nor am I a deity. I am an ordinary man who has ascended past 4.5 d and am likely existing in as high as 28 dimensions. I will bring truth and light to the world.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It contains proof
    Sorry anon but this is where you fail. No good religion claims to prove anything.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      mine does

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ill join if you make me a bishop

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can be a bishop of the fastman religion if you study the scrolls and become a jedi

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds organized. if so, lotsa baggage from association.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pls join my religion

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't. i am too slow.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gem

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So uh, what happens when YouTube gets wiped?
    Surely any religion worth its salt would host their Bible-Vids on their own servers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We will recover fastly. there are error correcting codes

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This religion and cult is the deepest unexplored rabbit hole on the internet.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes anon i will write down every single of these links

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You dummy. You have to be spiritually enlightened and able to perform miracles to start a religion. Otherwise it's just the degenerate ramblings of an unwashed heathen and a scam.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what u gonna do when videos get taken down

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shoot, it's the fastman! Don't forget slowman!

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe present it in a way that doesn't look so schizophrenic?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      but it IS schizophrenic. I am presenting it how it actually is

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read fantasmism

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terry's ghost is cheering me on. I will save the kernel. But first I must save the world.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only through absolute autism and schizophrenia have I crafted this document
    I expect more creativity from an autist schizo.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. someone who hasn't read the scrolls

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. just another unimaginative larper

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those youtube links will be dead within a few years so you should download the videos and just make your bible a zip file with them. A lot of my youtube links have been dying recently for no reason, typical google bullshit. They're slowly deleting the important/old content on the internet so that only what they ordain is available.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      top men are working on archiving the videos. I am merely the messenger

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spends his life saving to get out of the west and find a wife in a foreign country
    >gets to foreign country
    >finds out women there are prostitutes too and only frick 0.0000000000000000001% of men.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already know this. That being said it is easier to make a foreign woman submit than to make a western woman do it

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