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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever asked that is stupid why would God listen to an atheist's prayers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      and why would a blood sucking creature be stopped with a bulbous planet?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the experts say so.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seems pretty moronic to think experts weren’t following science and truth so your reaction is to become that same type of person who follows feelings instead of facts and logic.
          No integrity.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because vampires are muslims

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Muslims were the vampire hunter aktually

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because israelites get sick from eating garlic.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But we are real.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you LARPing as a vampire, or a god?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You were saying, OP?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a bat
      Love these lil homies tbh

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not just any bat. It's a VAMPIRE bat.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no evidence of vampires. God is proven by the impossibility of the contrary tho.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The term "impossibility" applies to things like a 600-year-old man building a wooden floating zoo to put millions of animals inside and spend a year with them without dying from starvation or suffocation in shit fumes and then lands and all animals survive and repopulate the earth. It applies to snakes and donkeys talking. It applies to people coming back within "this generation" despite that the generation in question has been dead for 1900 years. It doesn't apply to things that hurt your feelings.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It also applies to denying biology but that doesn't stop millions of people from doing it. We mock bible stories and flat earthers but pretend sexual dimorphism magically does not apply to humans, despite hundreds of years of studied and demonstrable evidence to the contrary.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No atheist denies sexual dimorphism in humans. Millions of Christians deny evolution.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No atheist denies sexual dimorphism in humans
            lol
            Come on now.
            Stop messing around, and be serious.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know why you jested at my post instead of posting large swathes of atheists denying sexual dimorphism in humans? Because you know I'm right.

            And I meant to say hundreds of millions of Christians deny evolution, not a puny few millions.

            Oh wow a whole seventeen years.

            That's more time than most Christians on Oyish have been alive for. Your point?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            His premise that you have to be Christian is disproven by someone living and enjoying their life without it, so he just gets pouty when someone stands up and says it’s possible and frankly normal.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You know why you jested at my post instead of posting large swathes of atheists denying sexual dimorphism in humans? Because you know I'm right
            No because only a moron would pretend that atheists aren't predominantly pro-feminist and supportive of trans rights.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This has nothing to do with denying sexual dimorphism in humans. You offer absolutely no challenge.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Feminism, the ideology of proclaiming that men and women are equal and women can do a man's job just as well a man and and are therefore deserving of a man's pay, doesn't deny sexual dimorphism.
            lmao

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This only applies to blank-slate gender-critical feminists which are a very small group. You are conflating equality before the law with biological equality.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why should I care what a group thinks on average? I'm not associated with a religion, don't support feminism or believe trannies are anything more than mentally ill.
            I don't think people like me should pretend to be religious just because our values align with the religious on average. Sure, I'll always consider a Christian an ally on issues like abortion but that wouldn't change my views on spiritualism.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Why should I care what a group thinks on average?
            >Why should I care about the average behavior of a lion, when I considered how I will interact with one?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >That's more time than most Christians on Oyish have been alive for. Your point
            My point is that I was an atheist for 17 years at one point too, but that didn't stop me from eventually realizing the absurdity of the whole position.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that didn't stop me from tricking myself into believing extravagant bullshit with no evidence again
            FTFY

            Assuming you didn't completely make up being an atheist for 17 years, but given how much Christians love to lie, that's being generous.

            Atheists will say anything to excuse their desire for sodomy.

            You forgot to establish that sodomy is wrong.

            >Feminism, the ideology of proclaiming that men and women are equal and women can do a man's job just as well a man and and are therefore deserving of a man's pay, doesn't deny sexual dimorphism.
            lmao

            >Feminism, the ideology of proclaiming that men and women are equal and women can do a man's job just as well a man and and are therefore deserving of a man's pay, doesn't deny sexual dimorphism.
            Correct. Women can do science or management just as well as men, and this doesn't deny sexual dimorphism in any way.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Women can do science or management just as well as men, and this doesn't deny sexual dimorphism in any way.
            lmao

            >This only applies to blank-slate gender-critical feminists which are a very small group.
            You're deluding yourself.

            >You are conflating equality before the law with biological equality.
            The idea that things that are not equal should be equal before the law, in this context, is inherently a denial of sexual dimorphism.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The idea that things that are not equal should be equal before the law, in this context, is inherently a denial of sexual dimorphism.
            It's not, no matter how much it makes you seethe.

            >that didn't stop me from tricking myself into believing extravagant bullshit with no evidence again
            There's no tricks involved.
            I just realized that if there is no God, then I am just an animal like every other animal on earth, and atheism offers me no evolutionary advantage over other animals so I stopped being atheist.

            The university doesn't care whether or not I believe in God, and I don't get bonus points for playing on atheism mode, because no one is keeping score. So why should I deny myself and my children the community and stabilizing influence of a religious tradition, rather than letting the empty vessel within just be filled by random Tik-Tok trends, Hollywood movies, and whatever popular science theory is being pushed at the time, like atheists do?

            >I just realized that if there is no God, then I am just an animal like every other animal on earth, and atheism offers me no evolutionary advantage over other animals so I stopped being atheist.
            In other words, good old-fashioned pride in the sinful sense.

            but I DO believe in God.
            I pray all the time.
            Religious faith is natural and comes as easy as breathing if you stop fighting it, and abandon the pretense that you owe the universe some obligation to be "rational".

            Honestly, its liberating.

            >Religious faith is natural
            So are parasites, diseases, poisons and cannibalism.

            >comes as easy as breathing if you stop fighting it
            Yes, it's called conditioning.

            >abandon the pretense that you owe the universe some obligation to be "rational"
            No one says that. Being rational isn't something I "owe the universe." It's a necessity to function in a complex society.

            >Honestly, its liberating.
            he said as he started doing silly things under threats of eternal torture.

            >Engaging in rituals isn't the same thing as actually believing in god. What you've described in your last two posts is that you just engage in rituals for utilitarian reasons.
            What are you talking about?
            What rituals did I mention?
            Do you mean how I mentioned that I pray all the time?
            I don't mean that in the sense of saying the rosary a hundred times a day, I mean in the sense of speaking to God.

            >I mean in the sense of speaking to God.
            That's a ritual.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not
            It objectively is.
            If the law pretends that woman is equally fit to be a firefighter or a soldier as a man, and demands that women must be hired for these positions with penalties for those who discriminate, then the law and those that support the law are objectively denying sexual dimorphism.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the law pretends that
            The law doesn't pretend empirical facts. Try harder.

            Don't you believe that everything came from a random explosion in the middle of nothingness, redditor?

            No. But you believe that everything came from le sky israelite in the middle of nothingness.

            >Millions of Christians deny evolution.
            Evolution was pioneered by Christians (particularly Catholics)

            I wash my balls with your cope. Today it's championed by atheists and opposed by hundreds of millions of Christians, and that's all that matters.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The law doesn't pretend empirical facts.
            If you believe it is empirical fact that a woman can fill the role of a firefighter or a soldier as well as a man can, then you are denying sexual dimorphism.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >In other words, good old-fashioned pride in the sinful sense.
            Quite the opposite. I have humbled myself greatly and abandoned the sense of human superiority that possessed when I was an atheist.

            >So are parasites, diseases, poisons and cannibalism
            Yes. The point is not that natural is good, the point is that natural is effortless. It requires effort resist parasites, diseases, and poison, the same way it requires effort to be rational.

            >No one says that. Being rational isn't something I "owe the universe." It's a necessity to function in a complex society.
            Ridiculous.
            Complex human societies are highly irrational and require a great deal of irrational behavior in order to function. If you disagree, explain how exactly it's rational for a man to volunteer to go join the military of any modern state.

            >he said as he started doing silly things under threats of eternal torture.
            I alright explained you how I found my faith, and hell clearly had nothing to do with it.

            >That's a ritual.
            Then the word ritual is meaningless, and you're simply using the word opportunistically without actually believing any of you're own arguments.

            How exactly does my "utilitarian ritual" differ from the"utilitarian ritual" of any other religious person in a way that makes my "ritual" a "LARP". Be specific.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I have humbled myself greatly and abandoned the sense of human superiority that possessed when I was an atheist.
            You went from "it made me seethe to be an animal because I wanted to be special" to "I felt superior when I was an atheist." Were you lying then or now?

            >Yes. The point is not that natural is good, the point is that natural is effortless.
            Oh so what is effortless is good. You know what else is effortless? Not resisting a predator, not walking miles to the nearest water source, not paying rent, not studying, not walking both ways before crossing the street... I could go on for days.

            >Complex human societies are highly irrational and require a great deal of irrational behavior in order to function. If you disagree, explain how exactly it's rational for a man to volunteer to go join the military of any modern state.
            It's a job, it's often an opportunity for travel and foreign language experience, and it grants benefits for service. What? You thought that was a gotcha?

            >Then the word ritual is meaningless, and you're simply using the word opportunistically without actually believing any of you're own arguments.
            No, you just have no idea what a ritual is.

            >How exactly does my "utilitarian ritual" differ from the"utilitarian ritual" of any other religious person in a way that makes my "ritual" a "LARP". Be specific.
            I didn't say any of that. But if you insist on knowing what I think, your ritual is a LARP, but so are those of all other religions.

            >The law doesn't pretend empirical facts.
            If you believe it is empirical fact that a woman can fill the role of a firefighter or a soldier as well as a man can, then you are denying sexual dimorphism.

            No. Keep coping.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >that didn't stop me from tricking myself into believing extravagant bullshit with no evidence again
            There's no tricks involved.
            I just realized that if there is no God, then I am just an animal like every other animal on earth, and atheism offers me no evolutionary advantage over other animals so I stopped being atheist.

            The university doesn't care whether or not I believe in God, and I don't get bonus points for playing on atheism mode, because no one is keeping score. So why should I deny myself and my children the community and stabilizing influence of a religious tradition, rather than letting the empty vessel within just be filled by random Tik-Tok trends, Hollywood movies, and whatever popular science theory is being pushed at the time, like atheists do?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't actually believe in god then, you're just larping.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            but I DO believe in God.
            I pray all the time.
            Religious faith is natural and comes as easy as breathing if you stop fighting it, and abandon the pretense that you owe the universe some obligation to be "rational".

            Honestly, its liberating.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Engaging in rituals isn't the same thing as actually believing in god. What you've described in your last two posts is that you just engage in rituals for utilitarian reasons.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Engaging in rituals isn't the same thing as actually believing in god. What you've described in your last two posts is that you just engage in rituals for utilitarian reasons.
            What are you talking about?
            What rituals did I mention?
            Do you mean how I mentioned that I pray all the time?
            I don't mean that in the sense of saying the rosary a hundred times a day, I mean in the sense of speaking to God.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, that's what I mean by ritual. It's no different from people doing placebo magick - you basically manipulate your subconsciousness via ritual to achieve religious experiences, but on a meta level you're aware that it's just something you do because it benefits you.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but on a meta level you're aware that it's just something you do because it benefits you.
            If we're going to split hairs like that then all religious people are "LARPing" since the whole reason they follow their religion is because they believe it benefits them.

            Your holding me to an unreasonable standard in an attempt to paint my faith as somehow being dishonest.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No atheist denies sexual dimorphism in humans
            this fella been under a rock the last 15 years

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You know why you jested at my post instead of posting large swathes of atheists denying sexual dimorphism in humans? Because you know I'm right.
            You know why you jested at my post instead of posting large swathes of atheists denying sexual dimorphism in humans? Because you know I'm right.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Millions of Christians deny evolution.
            Evolution was pioneered by Christians (particularly Catholics)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you believe that everything came from a random explosion in the middle of nothingness, redditor?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not religious but aren't those metaphors for children that you're taking literally?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Me? No. Hundreds of millions of Christians? Yes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >metaphors for children
          One of my favorite things on this board is watching nu-Christians see stories from the Bible that Christians believed for thousands of years as so stupid that no one could ever possibly believe it
          Like a baby bird learning to fly

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does garlic do against vampires ?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the negative consequences of not believing in god are infinitely more harsh than the negative consequences of not believing in vampires

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >becoming the vampire's slave for eternity

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What consequences? Magic lava?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. the type of guy who would actually be Pascal-mugged

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What consequences? My life has improved after leaving Christianity in every way I can think of.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks you can leave

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, it’s been nearly 17 years since I stopped believing in Christianity. Everything is better since then.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh wow a whole seventeen years.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s right. Haven’t been a Christian since the George Bush administration. No smartphones, MySpace, YouTube just started, Oyish was younger than this board is now. Quite a while ago, a lot of the self proclaimed Christians here were babies.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Everything is better since then

            That’s right. Haven’t been a Christian since the George Bush administration. No smartphones, MySpace, YouTube just started, Oyish was younger than this board is now. Quite a while ago, a lot of the self proclaimed Christians here were babies.

            >Haven’t been a Christian since the George Bush administration.
            Boomer moment

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m 31. I said my life is better after leaving Christianity. You can’t say or align with the guy who says 17 years isn’t a long time and then call me a boomer.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm saying that forsaking historical religious beliefs and traditions because you presently have material satisfaction aligns with the attitude of the baby boomers and is vicious for society as a whole.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I get most of my life satisfaction from personal relationships and self improvement. Money is just sort of means to an end and sprinkles on top.
            In fact i am very confused as to why people here act like the only option for happiness is material consumer objects and that’s not enough for them.

            There seems to be near zero acknowledgement of friends, family, girlfriend, a wife and kids. It’s like that stuff isn’t even a part of their life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      6th 7th words imply fear

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try. I am not removing the garlic from my doorframe.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Entropy disproves God

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I don't

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won’t fall for your lies, Ricky. I am acutely aware of the vampire menace. Get your pale bloodsucking claws off my right to bear garlic.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 IQ argument on both sides.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be "comedian"
    >make money off le awkward office shenanigans
    >know nothing about religion
    >argue with moronic protestants who thinks the Earth is 4000 years old based on zero biblical evidence
    >muh sky fairy
    Atheism is pure ignorance and is the religion of arrogant fools

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >atheism is a religion

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Atheism is not a religion just like theism is not a religion. It's a descriptor for a religion.

        Western atheists are overwhelmingly secular humanists united by their materialist world view.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atheists will say anything to excuse their desire for sodomy.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even from a Christian standpoint praying to a generic monad won't do anything

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The superstitious are not religious and should be terminated with extreme prejudice. Faith is not paranoia.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be born
    >Five seconds later everyone wants to be my boss

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    atheist here. and i don't think pascal's wager works. but the quote is dumb because everyone always dies 100% of the time so you will be confronted with heaven or not but even if vampires are real there is no guarentee that you would ever encounter one and the odds would be very low. If everyone was guaranteed to be possibly visited by a vampire or something we thought were vampires at least once in their life yes we would put garlic on the door. I hate smug elites who think they are more intellectual than plebs so much bros.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, Protestantism is one of the most destructive Liberal Tools ever introduced in humanity, more destructive then any physical weapon. As Protestantism led the idolatry of the mind, therefore the foundation for LGBT, Secularism, Humanism, and all these other destructive ism's and ologies.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like something a vampire would say

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate jannies

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the primary purposes of the crucifix in my room is to keep away vampires. That's why I got one.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest you should, I don't walk under ladders for the same reason

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