Christianity is a religion for morons by morons

>Jesus
Idiot that got himself killed for nothing and is still dead 2,000 years later

>James
This moron lived with Jesus his whole life and must have been told by his parents about the virgin birth and angel Gabriel and saw Jesus's magic tricks and still didn't believe

>Peter
Claimed to have walked on water with Jesus and still didn't have enough faith in Jesus as the messiah at his trial. Dumbass. Acts says he had no higher education, probably couldn't even read.

>The Apostles
Didn't bother writing anything Jesus said or did during his ministry. Anonymous authors had to invent what they could off the many rumors that had been circulating and changing for decades.

>Paul
Imbecile that couldn't even understand his own Tanakh, and ended up butchering his quotations and interpretations, even though he claimed to have studied under the great Rabbi Gamaliel. So stupid he probably flunked out of that school.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hail European gods

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Woe unto us! who shall deliver us out of the hand of these mighty Gods?
      >these are the Gods that smote the Egyptians with all the plagues in the wilderness.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        abrahamic god is turning European children into neurotic mentally ill trannies. Why should I praise him?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hail Satan cuz He's no. 1

  2. 4 months ago
    JWanon

    >Idiot that got himself killed for nothing

    It was foretold in the Hebrew Scriptures

    >and is still dead 2,000 years later

    He is alive and is now King in heaven

    >This moron lived with Jesus his whole life and must have been told by his parents about the virgin birth and angel Gabriel

    Maybe he didn't believe it

    >and saw Jesus's magic tricks and still didn't believe

    He wasn't present when Jesus made his first miracles

    >Claimed to have walked on water with Jesus and still didn't have enough faith in Jesus as the messiah at his trial

    We all stumble at times, our faith may wane for many reasons, but the important thing is that we stand right back up

    >Acts says he had no higher education, probably couldn't even read.

    Maybe, maybe not. Why is that important ?

    >Didn't bother writing anything Jesus said or did during his ministry.

    They didn't need to

    >Anonymous authors had to invent what they could off the many rumors that had been circulating and changing for decades.

    The Gospels were written under God's direction

    >Imbecile that couldn't even understand his own Tanakh, and ended up butchering his quotations and interpretations, even though he claimed to have studied under the great Rabbi Gamaliel. So stupid he probably flunked out of that school.

    The Tanakh is all about Jesus

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are the biggest moron of them all.

      • 4 months ago
        JWanon

        Not an argument

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off moron. You think I'm here to argue with your mentally ill ass?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're no different than the crazy street preacher yelling at the sky. What good would it do to try and debate you.

      • 4 months ago
        JWanon

        >Armageddon in 1975

        When did JWs ever say that ?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          JW's lost a million members after their 1975 prediction failed.

          • 4 months ago
            JWanon

            Where does the image you posted say the end would come in 1975 ?

            Underline the sentence for me please

          • 4 months ago
            JWanon

            >JW's lost a million members after their 1975 prediction failed.

            What 1975 prediction ?

            Can you quote me when did JWs ever predict the end would come in 1975 ?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watch the video, it's your JW elder giving a speech about it.

          • 4 months ago
            JWanon

            >Watch the video,

            Why ?

            >it's your JW elder giving a speech about it.

            What's the name of the elder ?
            What did he say ?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watch the video and you'll know you fricking idiot. Do you expect me to transcribe the whole thing for you in green text?

          • 4 months ago
            JWanon

            yes

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got himself killed for nothing

    this is absurd even if you dont believe what he was

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got himself killed for nothing

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't atheists ever complain about other religions? Criticizing Christianity is so safe and common now it's just boring.

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