Catholicism is Windows. Eastern Orthodoxy is macOS. Protestantism is the +1000 flavors of Linux

Catholicism is Windows
Eastern Orthodoxy is macOS
Protestantism is the +1000 flavors of Linux

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tsmt

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon what the frick are you talking about

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would argue Catholicism is macOS, Orthodoxy is Windows, and Troonix is an unusually-moronic form of Marxism.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      amerimutt post

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Illiterate third-worlder cope post.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have any arguments? No? Then don’t even bother responding to me if you are just going to respond with a passive aggressive reddit tier, bot tier, troony tier, and Black person tier comment. You clearly don't know what you're talking about and you clearly don't know how to fricking have a normal discussion like a rational human being. so could you do yourself a favor and go jerk off to shemales on /b/ while listening to the latest TED Talks done by some bulldyke feminist who hates dick because she doesn't get any and leave the discussion to people who weren't coddled as children by overprotective parents who don't know that their hellspawn larps as a revolutionary fighting against fascist oppression while supporting the importation of millions of violent, inbred Middle Eastern economic migrants just because they feel it's their duty to support the rape and murder of innocents because your local feminist slam poet told you it was your duty to do so? And mind the rope around your neck on the way out, fricking worthless homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not having benches on church is really macOS type of shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget how Orthodox see it as a feature because they have a slightly simpler Mass as a consequence

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Linux ought to be Shintoism.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Linux is 100% Shinto or another Eastern Religion.
      Linux could be Hinduism due to the different Gods.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buddhism recognizes a ton of gods too, they just don't give a frick about them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          some buddhists still worship hindu gods like thais and tibetans

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Linux ought to be Shintoism.

        I know shinto has 6 gorillion gods but come on, that's too distant to really be comparable.

        >DOS and Windows is Islam
        >UNIX is Christianity before the split
        >After the split, Orthodoxy is AT&T unix, Catholicism is BSD
        >Protestantism is MacOS
        >GNU Hurd are Jehovahs Witnesses
        >Linux are Mormons

        lol'd

        Catholicism is FreeBSD
        Eastern Orthodoxy is OpenBSD
        Protestantism is Linux

        makes some sense

        where do net and dragon fit in

        catholicism is windows 11 orthodoxy is linux and protestantism is a meme

        underrated post

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    im anti-god (i beleive he is real and causes all suffering, therefore i despise him and actively dedicate my life to his and his followers' deaths)
    what OS do i use?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coal.
      Why do you think he causes all suffering?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is evident by the fact suffering exists in the universe he created
        either he does cause all suffering to exist, or he did not create this world/us, or he has no god-like ability
        there is a god and he despises us. weather we were created out if spite or if the spite developed over time i don't know, but it's self evident by way of suffering existing. a god that has mercy or capacity for benevolance would not have allowed this world to exist nor us in it.

        a baby is born with lukemia and dies shortly afterwards. what sin did that baby commit to justify that action? would a merciful god not prevent that? the baby was born and killed to torture the mother because the lives of humankind mean nothing to god other than as fuel to cause more suffering.

        • 7 months ago
          djinn

          The Epicurus' paradox is a fail of those who cannot see the paradox of life itself.
          When you as above you necessarily implies a below, when you create light you necessarily create a shadow (the reason for Isaiah 45:7)
          > *God creates paradise with no suffering*
          > "OH NOOOOOO. God has created us as cattle to serve hiding something from us"
          > "Gnosticism" (God is the demiurge, Lucifer is the Hero)
          With no perspective of suffering there's no happiness either, for they do not remember pain to perceive it.
          > *God allows them to seek the contrast understanding the darkness he hid to Himself*
          > "OH NOOOOO. God has abandoned us to suffering"
          > God is good and Lucifer lied to us
          This is the division of old testament (Law, obey with no questioning, under God's direction) and new testament (Grace, you know why the law exists). Only then there can be the Millennium (eternal but passenger so time can flow).

          > crated out of spite
          if He didn't divide himself to make humanity, we would be the ones (in One) suffering the absolute pain He hid from us (being absolute is facing the worst kind of death [where you cannot really die], for you have no way to think you already thought, no way to see you have already seen, no reason to act you already are).
          > a baby is born with lukemia
          first of all no one knows which would be worse, many would prefer to die than have a broken family (abuse of many kinds), or meeting a terrible destiny. Was it punishment or deliverance? The world is diseased by the choices of humanity, is not surprising that this disease affects everyone's life.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, what a wall of mental gymnastics

          • 7 months ago
            djinn

            Reality is dealing with the paradox, you are like a child crying to the Father while barely knows anything about anything. Maybe it's not your time yet to see that, live your childhood and be happy while it doesn't turn to shame

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Leukemia is not a "choice of humanity," dipshit. Furthermore, the existence of Heaven necessitates that there can be joy without suffering, as there is no suffering there.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Leukemia is not a "choice of humanity,"
            Athiestcuckcope

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know anything about Christianity? Suffering is caused by the fall, not by God.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He just followed calvinism to its logical conclusion, anon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So why am I punished for something that my supposed ancestors did thousands of years ago, before I was born?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      minix
      because it's useless like you

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the answering of the ultimate question of life and its meaning are not really equivalent to some lines of code that run on my pc computer.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    checkmate atheists

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously you don't understand the Christianity.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Catholicism is FreeBSD
    Eastern Orthodoxy is OpenBSD
    Protestantism is Linux

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    catholicism is windows 11 orthodoxy is linux and protestantism is a meme

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Windows is for pedos? Woah

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do loontroons ever think before they vomit these projection posts?
      >98% of the world is pedos
      >98% of the world is unemployed
      >98% of the world is troons
      At least try logic, you failure.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >largest religion in the world has the most kids because they rape them
        homosexual detected

        Seethe harder

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >largest religion in the world has the most kids because they rape them
      homosexual detected

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >least gay denomination
    >macOS
    Nu-uh.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this fits so fricking well holy shit
    >homosexuals that want to control your relationship with god (Windows)
    >homosexuals who want to scam you from your money by selling you icons and candles and shit (macOS)
    >let you worship your god however the frick you want and dont interject themselves between you and Him (linux)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comparing Windows and Catholicism has been a huge meme since 90s usenet groups.

      In fact, Windows is the legitimate successor to the original OS for IBM PC, just like Pope Francis is the legitimate successor of Saint Peter.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if you start worshipping Him the wrong way? There's one right way.
      If you really want to, you can make them yourself. You don't have to buy anything obscenely expensive.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        > there's one right way
        wrong, there's only One Light but only because there are colors (1 Messiah 12 apostles; 1 Truth 7 churches; etc.)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know that? Did he personally told you to repeat the same poems and songs every Sunday?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Protestantism is the +1000 flavors of Linux
    All religion have same origin

    • 7 months ago
      MAID5

      >wtf, religion is just a fashiom accessory for people with an associates degree in philosophy ?
      it always was

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DOS and Windows is Islam
    >UNIX is Christianity before the split
    >After the split, Orthodoxy is AT&T unix, Catholicism is BSD
    >Protestantism is MacOS
    >GNU Hurd are Jehovahs Witnesses
    >Linux are Mormons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>UNIX is Christianity before the split
      the split, Orthodoxy is AT&T unix, Catholicism is BSD
      If you take that then Mac would be Mormonism, because they took what was already there and added some bullshit on top. Windows would be Scientology, it's entirely it's own world, unrelated to anything else, and it's absolutely batshit fricking moronic.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elaborate

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, linux is orthodox
    Don't you dare gaygit

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Heretics

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Catholicism
      Is TempleOS

      i bet the pope doesnt know what a compiler is.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bait or schizo
    call it

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Protestant and I use Linux.

    Also EO is Windows and RC is MacOS.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pagan and I use GNU/Linux

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm pagan
      Say no more sir, I understand you are a gay.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pagan is a meaningless term. What gods do you believe in? Go ahead, say Odin so everyone who understands history can laugh.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon-kun, I want you to teach me all about Kabbalah and then install ReactOS on my computer!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > kabbalah
      > woman
      > goyim (perceived by the non-existent nose instead of an all-existent one)
      ngmi

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lets read the Zohar!

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Catholicism
    Is TempleOS

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Debian is the Orthodox of linux distros because it's simple and just werks but people come up with all sorts of cope like "it's old" to avoid it.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orthodoxy is Debian

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the nonbelievers won't understand this. pretty clever comparison anon.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    linux = gnosticism

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does that make BSD?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Islam

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Temple OS is qaballistic

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    windows is like the One True Holy and Apostolic Church of Catholicism?
    I see the unfortunate parallels of corruption within it, hopefully it will be better again someday

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how christianity has just become one of those memes terminally online channers fall into because they can't form their own opinions on anything so they need to follow their group of anonymous strangers online

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