Catholicism is Windows
Eastern Orthodoxy is macOS
Protestantism is the +1000 flavors of Linux
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Catholicism is Windows. Eastern Orthodoxy is macOS. Protestantism is the +1000 flavors of Linux
Tsmt
anon what the frick are you talking about
I would argue Catholicism is macOS, Orthodoxy is Windows, and Troonix is an unusually-moronic form of Marxism.
amerimutt post
Illiterate third-worlder cope post.
Do you have any arguments? No? Then don’t even bother responding to me if you are just going to respond with a passive aggressive reddit tier, bot tier, troony tier, and Black person tier comment. You clearly don't know what you're talking about and you clearly don't know how to fricking have a normal discussion like a rational human being. so could you do yourself a favor and go jerk off to shemales on /b/ while listening to the latest TED Talks done by some bulldyke feminist who hates dick because she doesn't get any and leave the discussion to people who weren't coddled as children by overprotective parents who don't know that their hellspawn larps as a revolutionary fighting against fascist oppression while supporting the importation of millions of violent, inbred Middle Eastern economic migrants just because they feel it's their duty to support the rape and murder of innocents because your local feminist slam poet told you it was your duty to do so? And mind the rope around your neck on the way out, fricking worthless homosexual.
Not having benches on church is really macOS type of shit
don't forget how Orthodox see it as a feature because they have a slightly simpler Mass as a consequence
Linux ought to be Shintoism.
Linux is 100% Shinto or another Eastern Religion.
Linux could be Hinduism due to the different Gods.
Buddhism recognizes a ton of gods too, they just don't give a frick about them.
some buddhists still worship hindu gods like thais and tibetans
I know shinto has 6 gorillion gods but come on, that's too distant to really be comparable.
lol'd
makes some sense
where do net and dragon fit in
underrated post
im anti-god (i beleive he is real and causes all suffering, therefore i despise him and actively dedicate my life to his and his followers' deaths)
what OS do i use?
Coal.
Why do you think he causes all suffering?
it is evident by the fact suffering exists in the universe he created
either he does cause all suffering to exist, or he did not create this world/us, or he has no god-like ability
there is a god and he despises us. weather we were created out if spite or if the spite developed over time i don't know, but it's self evident by way of suffering existing. a god that has mercy or capacity for benevolance would not have allowed this world to exist nor us in it.
a baby is born with lukemia and dies shortly afterwards. what sin did that baby commit to justify that action? would a merciful god not prevent that? the baby was born and killed to torture the mother because the lives of humankind mean nothing to god other than as fuel to cause more suffering.
The Epicurus' paradox is a fail of those who cannot see the paradox of life itself.
When you as above you necessarily implies a below, when you create light you necessarily create a shadow (the reason for Isaiah 45:7)
> *God creates paradise with no suffering*
> "OH NOOOOOO. God has created us as cattle to serve hiding something from us"
> "Gnosticism" (God is the demiurge, Lucifer is the Hero)
With no perspective of suffering there's no happiness either, for they do not remember pain to perceive it.
> *God allows them to seek the contrast understanding the darkness he hid to Himself*
> "OH NOOOOO. God has abandoned us to suffering"
> God is good and Lucifer lied to us
This is the division of old testament (Law, obey with no questioning, under God's direction) and new testament (Grace, you know why the law exists). Only then there can be the Millennium (eternal but passenger so time can flow).
> crated out of spite
if He didn't divide himself to make humanity, we would be the ones (in One) suffering the absolute pain He hid from us (being absolute is facing the worst kind of death [where you cannot really die], for you have no way to think you already thought, no way to see you have already seen, no reason to act you already are).
> a baby is born with lukemia
first of all no one knows which would be worse, many would prefer to die than have a broken family (abuse of many kinds), or meeting a terrible destiny. Was it punishment or deliverance? The world is diseased by the choices of humanity, is not surprising that this disease affects everyone's life.
Damn, what a wall of mental gymnastics
Reality is dealing with the paradox, you are like a child crying to the Father while barely knows anything about anything. Maybe it's not your time yet to see that, live your childhood and be happy while it doesn't turn to shame
Leukemia is not a "choice of humanity," dipshit. Furthermore, the existence of Heaven necessitates that there can be joy without suffering, as there is no suffering there.
>Leukemia is not a "choice of humanity,"
Athiestcuckcope
Do you know anything about Christianity? Suffering is caused by the fall, not by God.
He just followed calvinism to its logical conclusion, anon.
So why am I punished for something that my supposed ancestors did thousands of years ago, before I was born?
minix
because it's useless like you
I think the answering of the ultimate question of life and its meaning are not really equivalent to some lines of code that run on my pc computer.
checkmate atheists
Obviously you don't understand the Christianity.
Catholicism is FreeBSD
Eastern Orthodoxy is OpenBSD
Protestantism is Linux
catholicism is windows 11 orthodoxy is linux and protestantism is a meme
So Windows is for pedos? Woah
Do loontroons ever think before they vomit these projection posts?
>98% of the world is pedos
>98% of the world is unemployed
>98% of the world is troons
At least try logic, you failure.
Seethe harder
>largest religion in the world has the most kids because they rape them
homosexual detected
>least gay denomination
>macOS
Nu-uh.
this fits so fricking well holy shit
>homosexuals that want to control your relationship with god (Windows)
>homosexuals who want to scam you from your money by selling you icons and candles and shit (macOS)
>let you worship your god however the frick you want and dont interject themselves between you and Him (linux)
Comparing Windows and Catholicism has been a huge meme since 90s usenet groups.
In fact, Windows is the legitimate successor to the original OS for IBM PC, just like Pope Francis is the legitimate successor of Saint Peter.
What if you start worshipping Him the wrong way? There's one right way.
If you really want to, you can make them yourself. You don't have to buy anything obscenely expensive.
> there's one right way
wrong, there's only One Light but only because there are colors (1 Messiah 12 apostles; 1 Truth 7 churches; etc.)
How do you know that? Did he personally told you to repeat the same poems and songs every Sunday?
>Protestantism is the +1000 flavors of Linux
All religion have same origin
>wtf, religion is just a fashiom accessory for people with an associates degree in philosophy ?
it always was
>DOS and Windows is Islam
>UNIX is Christianity before the split
>After the split, Orthodoxy is AT&T unix, Catholicism is BSD
>Protestantism is MacOS
>GNU Hurd are Jehovahs Witnesses
>Linux are Mormons
>>UNIX is Christianity before the split
the split, Orthodoxy is AT&T unix, Catholicism is BSD
If you take that then Mac would be Mormonism, because they took what was already there and added some bullshit on top. Windows would be Scientology, it's entirely it's own world, unrelated to anything else, and it's absolutely batshit fricking moronic.
Elaborate
No, linux is orthodox
Don't you dare gaygit
ITT: Heretics
i bet the pope doesnt know what a compiler is.
bait or schizo
call it
I'm Protestant and I use Linux.
Also EO is Windows and RC is MacOS.
I'm pagan and I use GNU/Linux
>I'm pagan
Say no more sir, I understand you are a gay.
Pagan is a meaningless term. What gods do you believe in? Go ahead, say Odin so everyone who understands history can laugh.
Anon-kun, I want you to teach me all about Kabbalah and then install ReactOS on my computer!
> kabbalah
> woman
> goyim (perceived by the non-existent nose instead of an all-existent one)
ngmi
Lets read the Zohar!
>Catholicism
Is TempleOS
Debian is the Orthodox of linux distros because it's simple and just werks but people come up with all sorts of cope like "it's old" to avoid it.
Orthodoxy is Debian
the nonbelievers won't understand this. pretty clever comparison anon.
linux = gnosticism
What does that make BSD?
Islam
Temple OS is qaballistic
windows is like the One True Holy and Apostolic Church of Catholicism?
I see the unfortunate parallels of corruption within it, hopefully it will be better again someday
I like how christianity has just become one of those memes terminally online channers fall into because they can't form their own opinions on anything so they need to follow their group of anonymous strangers online