Almost every religious leader born in a straight line

From left to right Moses(judaism), Jesus(christianity) , abraham(islam , judaism, christianity) , Zoroaster(Zoroasterism) , guru nanak (sikhism) , buddha(buddhism)

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks curved to me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like the planet

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just like the planet
        i thought the earth was flat though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bahahahhahaa N1

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit here we goooooo

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily dose of useless dogshit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also Muhammad, the second most important religious founder in terms of influence, breaks the pattern being born south of the line in Mecca

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its jesus telling us where to nuke to escape the matrix,

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Joseph Smith
    GAYYYYYYYY!

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    At His birth men came from the East, and at His death men came from the West.
    And the East and the West met in Him - Hallelujah!
    For the Lord God Omnipotent Reigneth.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    world is only ~~*obsess*~~ with this pile of desert hole region because of israelite fairy tales.
    remember to use your brain next time, op

    • 4 months ago
      Sage

      No tale would last over 2.000 years, it is obvious that there is truth to it, you are just incapable to see for you have eyes but you have shut them off.
      You can see it yourself from your community or even the internet, things come up last 2-3 years and then they slow down/die/forgotten.
      Nothing compares to Christianity.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nothing compares to Christianity
        Not even Christians as they are so divided

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The folklore of Santa Claus dates back to the 4th Century. Doesn't mean some fat alcoholic pedo is going to break into my house on the 25th. Unless your dad's in town of course.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >over 2,000 years

        Imagine falling for Jesuit “chronology”
        https://www.unz.com/article/how-fake-is-roman-antiquity/

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the first israelite cattle control?
        Yeah, golem proud is a know phenomena

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No tale would last over 2.000 years
        israeli tales of victimhood thoughbeit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heathen noises in broken english

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Moses(judaism)
    Moses was from the tribe of Levi, and at that time none of the Israelite kingdoms were established. There was no kingdom of Judah, nor a multi-ethnic Roman province called Judaea. You are conflating the Israelites (including true Judahites) with those late remnant Edomite Judaeans and their Babylonian Judaism (their made up traditions, later known as talmud).

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moses was Egyptian not Hebrew. It's an Egyptian name. He picked up monotheism from Akhenaten, the Egyptian pharaoh that worshipped Aten and claimed he was the one true God. Akhenaten closed all temples to the other Gods and this is the first record of a monotheistic movement. After Akhenaten died, Egypt quickly went leaveytheism. Moses probably fled Egypt with other followers of Aten and this evolved into the Abrahamic religion.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rameses the Great expelled the israelites for spreading leprosy, importing the hyksos and trashing the temples. He cut a deal with Moses to keep them up near the border with Hatti and Egypt still supplied them by ox cart but they weren't allowed to come back.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      khazar theory is complete bullshit made up by israelites 200 years ago though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you read that image? the truth is all there

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          nope memeflag israelite khazar theory is complete bullshit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >khazar theory is complete bullshit made up by israelites 200 years ago though

        here's what happened
        Edomites dwelled in Arabia following the wars with Rome. Some went north into that area and established their presence. They are racial self-segregators so they did not mix with the local population. In the 10th century the indigenous locals had enough of their behavior and they were driven out.

        israelites claim Khazaria by that occupation of land between 600 AD and 1000 AD.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hol up, you tryna tell me a buncha ancient israelites done made tha jeans??

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    And some pyramids have the same distance from each other
    Can't remember tho, Egypt maybe some inkas shit and one more

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sick of this entire fricking region and I'm even more sick of their moronic desert cults. Depopulate the place, terraform it, and repopulate it with actual humans (whites) already and be done with it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm very impressed by your edginess but one day you'll be forced to realize just how Black person-like your mentality is.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        shalom

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    source: i made it up

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >source: i made it up

      1. google what town or city each one was born in
      2. place marker on google maps

      frick off shill

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        also this is political because it either implies an outside force or some sort of correlation

        cant just be coincidence

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        not doing your work for you muttbong

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    a combination of poetry, writing in stone and despotism.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Combine with this one and figure out how much the poles shifted

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are no "pyramids of xi'ian"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 points will always form a line no big deal (unless they form a triangle). (It's a joke sorry)

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoroaster was born far more north

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    People used to live where life was warm and easy? Color me shocked

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only part during the ice age where the land was inhabitable enough to form functioning societies. all round the equator was ice free rest was fricking shitty cold area no one cared about.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Almost every religious leader born in a straight line
    Zeus was born and buried on Crete

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously the israelite who made this is going to ignore European religions

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Levant is the cradle of civilization, that's our origin point, not fricking Ethiopia

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But prophet Mohamed was in Mecca

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >conveniently leaves out all the religious leaders that don't fit the pattern
    the most obvious one that breaks this (if we're sticking to only middle-east/south asian religions) is mohammed kek

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that totally explains how fake the story is, thanks OP. Every character is fake at that. So men imagined such a straight line because in nature there are no straight lines. Thanks OP fake story obviously

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muhammas was born in Petra, which was called mecca back then. also on the line

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uh huh. Hud, Saleh, and Shuayb - peace be upon them - too, right?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it was mecca

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know. I was being sarcastic to Professor Poo. Shuayb(AS) was from the Midianites tho. So, close.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now do Mohammed and Confucius
      Also Hinduism

      >Muhammas was born in Petra, which was called mecca back then. also on the line
      you just made that bullshit up, have a nice day

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were just watching the sun rise and calling it a god and now here we are

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tons were born elsewhere but you are cherrypicking. Most popes were born in europe. The founders of mormonism born in America. Mennon from Germany. Luther from Germany. Rasputin from Russia. Bahaullah from Iran. Charles Russell Pennsylvania. Charles finney American. Whitefield english. J frank norris American. Watchman nee chinese. Calvin french dutch. Joan of arc french. Moody Massachusetts. Etc

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Calvin french dutch
      Is this some mandela effect thing? I could have sworn he was Swiss.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of these are a bunch of literally whos that made offshoots of Christianity, which again began on the line.
      We should be following the line westward, as in

      This one

      and expecting the next prophet in Florida.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    is almost like when you live in an arid desert and dont have access to enough water, you begin to hallucinate wild shit.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to this the American prophet will be born in Memphis.
    +1 for Dixie Black folk

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >According to this the American prophet will be born in Memphis.
      Memphis, Egypt?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Memphis Tennessee is on the 35th parallel like these guys

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not including Lord Krishna
    Sir, I think you are forgetting someone

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mohammed was born in petra, put that

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Straight line
    >On a globe
    You homosexual robots are brainless.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >straight line
    >line isn’t straight

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Impact of what, anon?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        a massive meteorite

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          blackrock

          Care to elaborate? I want to know more about this. The black rock is from Saturn or what?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't even resemble an impact crater, and geologically speaking, factually isn't one. testable and ridiculous.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.researchgate.net/publication/344458519_To_play_with_Google_Earth_Taklamakan_Desert_China_a_mega-impact_structure

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >google earth based morphological analysis

            the true hard hitting science right here

            "the lava river flowed so high, it made the himalayas, which are miles higher than surrounding structures and have vastly varying peaks and valleys instead of the smooth structure created by lava outflow"

            genius really

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        blackrock

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          exactly

          [...]
          Care to elaborate? I want to know more about this. The black rock is from Saturn or what?

          look at Afghanistan, Iran, Turkey
          see how the topography is much different than say, India, Turkmenistan, Saudi Arabia?
          looks like a gigantic lava river pouring out of the crater
          same thing on the east side, just north of the Laos/Vietnam border
          spilling out and creating a giant lava delta that is now eastern China

          this could also explain the connection to religion:
          - Tarim mummies
          - Mecca/Hajj black rock
          - Tut's meteorite dagger
          - Nan Medol electromagnetism
          - Book of Revelation

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            If that's true then the Himalayas is actually the edge of the crater, correct?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit. Then what happened to the other side of the crater? Did it get dissolved or simply covered over? There's a huge Mongolian grass sea to the north of it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's entirely possible that this is where Theia hit
            just a guess

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Almost every religious leader born in a straight line"
    >its not actually a straight line
    moron

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What latitude is that? I'm guessing 33?
    If true, then you've got to be fricking kidding me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And no, I dhaven't checked it out yet, because I want to be right

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      And no, I dhaven't checked it out yet, because I want to be right

      Ur safe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woul've been nice to have my first schizo discovery, but thanks I guess

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, to be honest this should make everyone in the world pay attention. This seems like a sign. But of course it will just get thrown under the bus and not acknowledged anywhere... MEANWHILE the Elite/Powers that be are monitoring this stuff heavily and believing in it without a shadow of a doubt. Thats why they are several steps infront of us...

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Straight like your sexuality.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    *every famous religious leader

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All significant events of Christ's life occurred along a straight axis in Jerusalem.

    Really gets the old walnut crackin.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know why? because this homies entire life took place within like a 30 mile radius lmao

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