1. Your denomination 2. Did you go to church today >1. Congregationalist >2. Yes

1. Your denomination
2. Did you go to church today

>1. Congregationalist
>2. Yes

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. I think baptist
    2. No, this week is full of tests.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sedevacantist cath
    yes

    • 2 years ago
      Dirk

      How'd you find a sede parish? And what's it like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I usually attend Tridentine Mass and follow the liturgical norms for sedevacantism by myself. If you can understand or translate it: https://youtu.be/8XlvQHsjIR8

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. catholic
    2. no. i live in shitty US urban sprawl and have no car to drive to my nearest Church 30 min away.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cath
    Yes
    I live 2 minutes (walking) away from Church

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Adamite
    >I was naked in the shower this morning

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anti-Papist Non-Denomational Christian
    Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick did you just say

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >any answer than Episcopalian

    lol enjoy hell losers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Episcopalian
      >Implying they're not the greatest heretics along with Lutherans

      • 2 years ago
        Dirk

        The greatest heretics are the Swedenborgians

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mormons exist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're not even Christian

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're not even Christian

          If someone made a religion based on the Silmarillion, it would be exactly as valid as Mormonism
          Probably more, I'm pretty sure Tolkien put more thought into his theology than Smith did

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your "bishop" is probably a lesbian

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anglican
    >Yes

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Messianic Protestant
    >No, the vast majority of churches here are Catholic (disgusting), and the "protestant" ones are full-on globohomosexual (pathetic and satanic).

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Still in the process of conversion
    >No

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pentecostal
    haven't been to church since I was 14 I think (am 22)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Catechumen
    Yes

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These Christian memes manage to be more cringe than the entirety of euphoria moments.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t really believe in God, but if I did, I would be Catholic. I am was brought up Catholic, until around aged 11, I stopped believing. I’m however, obsessed with St Augustine, and I believe he was one of the greatest minds in all of history. So I think about God daily. I’ve not been to a mass (with exception of funerals, christenings, baptisms, weddings of friends and family) since school made me. I’ve been tempted many times during severe depressive episodes to go to church, but it overwhelmed me, I wouldn’t know what to do. Yet, at this juncture, which is not a depressive episode, I want to feel the same connection with God that Augustine had. I don’t know what to do, or even where this feeling has come from. It is alien, or out of body, even the words now, in front of me, are appearing. Pick up and read.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to feel the same connection with God that Augustine had
      Imagine thinking you're gonna get that from a 2k22 church, a fricking catholic one at that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is part of my point, my reluctance to go to church, stems from what I perceive (as an outsider), a church which does not closely mirror Augustine’s deep understanding of the bible and god

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Congregationalist
    Now you're just making words up

    • 2 years ago
      Dirk

      Read a book

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dirk aren’t you the anon that is sola Scriptura, but is also LARPing as a “christian” anarkiddie, and who praises Oliver Cromwell

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Catholic.
    Yes.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Partialist
    2. No I have to worship by myself.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Holy Roman and Apostolic Catholic
    2. Yes, but I attended a Uniting Methodist Church with my Fiancee

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Quaker
    2. My life is a form of church

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if God shrunk all heretical Prots to an inch tall...

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you were a baptist. You also seem to be way less hostile to Catholics than I remember.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he keeps getting nuked by them in debates.

    • 2 years ago
      Dirk

      My doctrine of baptism has changed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why did that happen?

        • 2 years ago
          Dirk

          I read things and listened to people. I'm having a baby so it became important to me.
          I read "the case for covenant infant baptism", I read John Owen on it, and I listened to Dr Jordan cooper, James white, Greg strawbridge, Doug Wilson, and the center for baptist renewal.

          My opposition to infant baptism was based on a presupposition that faith was prior to regeneration, but then I came to view regeneration as prior to faith. This opened up the possibility of covenant infant baptism, but I was put off by the presbyterian argument that members of the covenant are not the same group as the regenerate. After reading how the Dutch reformed and reformed Anglicans view the sacrament I've come to the nuanced position that I can view "the promise to you and your children" in acts as a promise from God to save my child, therefore I can treat the child as regenerate since he's born to covenant parents, baptism logically following regeneration (like I always believed as a Baptist).
          I also found the covenantal relationship to circumcision persuasive.

          So where I used to believe paedobaptism was illicit, I now think it is licit for children of covenant parents. I don't think the baptism necessarily confers the grace of regeneration, I think it possibly does some or most of the time. For example I think John the Baptist was regenerate prior to birth.

          So since God has promised to regenerate my child, I have him receive the sacrament and I raise him as a Christian even if he doesn't externally appear to have been regenerated until age 7 or 15 or 50.

          I hate Catholics so much it's unreal

          unhealthy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Congrats to you and your wife and may God bless you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I've come to the nuanced position that I can view "the promise to you and your children" in acts as a promise from God to save my child
            not sure how you get there. The promise is that those who are convicted of sin under the hearing of the gospel, that they will be saved. The promise is also bound to the will of the One calling, as evidenced throughout the gospels and pauline corpus (I'm sure you agree as a presby) and is stipulated as a certain number. To read this as a blanket promise that your child will be saved is a huge stretch, just as if a missionary took the promise "to those who are far off" as if everyone in his mission will be saved

            >37Now when they heard this, they were pierced to the heart, and said to Peter and the rest of the apostles, “Brothers, what are we to do?”
            >38Peter said to them, “Repent, and each of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins; and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.
            >39For the promise is for you and your children and for all who are far away, as many as the Lord our God will call to Himself.”

            And what about the dividing truth of the gospel, which Christ says will drive apart even members of your own household in Matt 10:35/Luke 12:51?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because he's a schizo

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Not sure, but baptised Lutheran
    2. Yes (my roommate wanted me to go to his nondenominational church)

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Secular israelite
    No, I installed Skyrim mods and listened to pic related on vinyl

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Catholic
    2. Yes

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1.Eastern Orthodox
    >2. No, went to see a friend's theatre premiere

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Lutheran
    2. No was partying last night.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. God worshipping society
    2. The coreligionists are all dead, so no church at all

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    catholic
    yes, my regular neighbourhood novus ordo mass

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1. white
    >2. no

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Methodist
    2. Yes

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1. Russian Orthodox
    >2. Yes

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Catholics so much it's unreal

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Catholic.
    Yes. I went a Spanish mass as I missed the English ones. It was interesting in how uninteresting it was in terms of differences.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anglican in process of converting to Orthodoxy
    >yes, the local greek orthodox church is very welcoming,

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only support churches with exclusive papist subhumans
    No, every church in my area when I asked allowed bapists to attend church

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Catholic
    No, I went last night

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Catholic
    >No because I lectored yesterday

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your imaginary friend isn't going to save you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If he isn't real then I have nothing else in this meaningless world of pain except pointless suffering and would have to end my life to relieve myself from the nightmare of living.

      That's why he is real, he is the Hope I need to go on living.
      You are an agent of despair, of the Devil, that tries to bring people down the pit of fire along with your kin.
      I will not listen to the ones like you, no matter how much miasma your vile mouth spits out. BEGONE

      JESUS IS KING

      AMEN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most people don't have to believe in Santa Claus to appreciate their Christmas presents

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If he isn't real then I have nothing else in this meaningless world of pain except pointless suffering and would have to end my life to relieve myself from the nightmare of living.
        That's really depressing anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >יהושע said to him, “T'oma, because you have seen Me, you have believed. Blessed are those who have not seen and have believed.”
        YOḤANAN 20:29 TS2009
        Consider yourself personally blessed by יהושע, friend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's no god and Jesus didn't exist. Most of the bible was forged.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >BUUURRRRP THERE'S NO GOD MORTY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >If he isn't real then I have nothing else in this meaningless world of pain except pointless suffering and would have to end my life to relieve myself from the nightmare of living.
        try to fix your life bro/sis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If divinity isn't real then humanity's existence is not just meaningless, but debased. It means we have been betrayed to our core and that everything good in the world has been built on a lie.
      I would need evidence to believe that, without any it is only a matter of faith and why would I choose to have faith in the most horrible possibility when there are any reasons to believe in anything else?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. Hellenist Heathen
    2. I'd sooner burn one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like to see you try, gayreek

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starting to become convinced of Reformed theology
    No and even if I wanted to there isn't really a good Reformed church near me.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Christian atheist
    >yes, my body is a temple.

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