Would you convert to Orthdox for an Orthodox gf?

Would you convert to Orthdox for an Orthodox gf?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a majority orthodox country and the women are turbo prostitutes no matter their view on religion.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Romania, dont cha?
      Delicious pink ass for 50 euros, hope i didnt get aids

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Average ortholarper.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Also you probably did get AIDS, Romanian women have a medieval understanding of STDs.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, why would I? Slavic women will abandon their religion the moment they have an opportunity for material gain.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, i actually want kids, orthodox girls abort more than even blacks do somehow lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile Russia started to ban abortions

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty much all organized religion's bribes tho.
    Yeah.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends if shes good looking. I would still think thats shes moronic for believing in that stuff.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would I go against my own culture, traditions and beliefs for pussy? No.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you abandon [culturally engrained organic religion you have roots with] for [a LARPer religion you have no roots for] because [sin]?
    No, and I am an Atheist

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. If it didn't require conversion then fine. But to forsake your values just for pussy is pathetic. And it'd do no good faking it. If you can't be true to yourself you already lost.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah for sure, my cousin already got married and had a kid with a serb girl. It'd be cool also to learn a new language, too bad the best one would be greek and I prefer pale waifs. Can't have everything bros

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely not, there is nothing more pathetic and spineless that I can think of than forsaking your beliefs for a woman. But neither would I try to convert her to Catholicism.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orthodox chicks are just as much the typical woman as any other religion. If you think they're any purer you're in for disappointment. If you're that into the idea though find some dorky American female convert. She'll probably be more serious about it than most of the born in ones.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't prostitution legal in Orthodox countries? Why is this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are not "Orthodox countries", they are secular countries with an orthodox majority population.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did that happen if they're Orthodox majority countries? Shouldn't they have people who are Orthodox leading such countries? Since it's an Orthodox majority population, shouldn't the chances of finding more Orthodox individuals within government be more likely? If they're the majority, wouldn't it be reflect of Orthodoxy? Or, can Orthodox individuals not have government jobs or work for secular organizations?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How did that happen if they're Orthodox majority countries?
          Maybe it's got something to do with almost a century of rampant state sponsored atheism under the Soviet Union?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How did that happen if they're Orthodox majority countries?
          Maybe it's got something to do with almost a century of rampant state sponsored atheism under the Soviet Union?

          Also a lot of those countries are poor.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How did that happen if they're Orthodox majority countries?
          Maybe it's got something to do with almost a century of rampant state sponsored atheism under the Soviet Union?

          [...]
          Also a lot of those countries are poor.

          Also also there's a very big difference between an actual Orthodox Christian who believes and practices the religion and someone who just identifies as an Orthodox Christian due to cultural inertia.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >How did that happen if they're Orthodox majority countries?
          Because they aren't, no Orthodox country has a church attendance rate above 2%. There are no Orthodox countries, there's just secular ex-USSR states whose Liberal elite never got forced to pick up a new religion other than Liberalism.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, but I would convert a girl to Catholicism.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'd convert for the truth though.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orthodox gf will likely have XX chromosomes, which might not be the case for longer with Catholic gf's, under the present Roman bishop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes thank God that Metropolitan Tihktakto hangs trannies from a bridge, just like Jesus would've done.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a very moronic idea that pops up all the time.

    It only works in more culty sects that actively pair up young couples as a means of member retention. one of my ex-concubines had a sister join these guys
    >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Churches_of_Christ
    and they programmatically hooked her up with another young man, their youth ministers organized dates, and ultimately married them. In Catholicism, Orthodoxy, Anglican, etc you don't see these things because their organizations are much larger and resources are often distributed on the diocesan level. Pastor Bob is usually running a one man show, and his church lives or dies based on how well he personally drives member retention. Father Mike on the other hand can reach upwards for resources, which means even with extremely low attendance they can keep the lights on for a very long time. Also, in the protestant hinterlands of evangelical America the parishioners love to church hop. If they don't like Pastor Bob's preaching, they'll go to Pastor Jim down the road, who are in no ways financially connected. This means that they are MUCH more desperate for members. I once went with a friend to his reformed baptist gym-church and on the way out the preacher power walked after me to try and get me to stick around and hang out. I've been to quite a number of Catholic churches and that's never happened once.

    Because there is no structure in Orthodoxy/Catholicism/Anglican etc to push a woman into your arms, you converting to the faith out of lust will produce one of two effects. Either:
    >the woman is very pious, and will see through your animalistic ruse to use her religion for sex
    >the woman is impious, and you being of her religion will win you no points, other than being under the same roof on sundays.

    If you find truth and beauty in Orthodoxy convert for that. But if you want a wife on a plate you won't find it, and frankly its reprehensible that you do. Put God first, and your wife will appear.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why ultimately you have to just bee urself.

      Self-attain, become pious and powerful, and have real meaningful convictions beyond just what gets you laid.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You just got done watching the Seinfeld episode where this happens, didn't you?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why she think it's true that some guy walked on water 2000 years ago?

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