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Why is there so much talk about Calvinism on Oyish?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Chud Anon

    The new cope of the week for online contrarians who can't just mature, realize religion is horseshit, and it's perfectly logical and sane to be an atheist.

    >im going to be a trad cath
    >bismillah im going to be salafi
    >no wait begome ordodox 😀
    >burn le witch ima a calvinist 🙂

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Calvinists are overrepresented on Internet boards that talk about religion because they tend to fancy themselves intellectuals, and enjoy debate. You'll often see them quote "iron sharpens iron" if you point out that debate is straight moronic.

      >atheist
      >sane and logical
      Pick 2 my friend

      >Christianity no.2931
      Cool moron, the /Christian general/ is down the hall to the right.

      We'll keep discussing our savior forever, my friend.

      Oyish loves whatever it regards as the most hardcore and cruel example of a given phenomenon. Oyish's collective psyche feels that pain= truth because it has failed to come to terms with being bullied in its early life and still secretly feels that its tormentors were in the right. Rather than surpassing these tormentors, it therefore hopes to impress them and be like them by embracing the extreme and the harsh.

      I think there is something to this as well.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the ultra Protestant form of Protestantism, found in the far north of Europe among le ubermensch masterrace people that appeals to certain larpers
    Also those people migrated to boring backwater parts of America where there's nothing to do so certain people still cling to religion to inform their identity

    • 5 months ago
      Chud Anon

      There's a lot to do in America's vast, untamed beauty you fat homosexual. Sorry you can't be entertained unless some ethnically diverse fellow is pissing in an alleyway on a pile of steaming bum vomit next to your favorite 3 AM Eritian slop shop.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know there is but the fat homosexuals living in America don't seem to and would rather sit around home all day stuffing their face and larping as pious Christians online

        • 5 months ago
          Chud Anon

          True

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calvinism is the only real way to remain Protestant without feeling completely lukewarm. Plus Calvinism comes with the bonus that you can feel super special that God made you part of his elect over the other shitposters.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christianity no.2931
    Cool moron, the /Christian general/ is down the hall to the right.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oyish loves whatever it regards as the most hardcore and cruel example of a given phenomenon. Oyish's collective psyche feels that pain= truth because it has failed to come to terms with being bullied in its early life and still secretly feels that its tormentors were in the right. Rather than surpassing these tormentors, it therefore hopes to impress them and be like them by embracing the extreme and the harsh.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're like turks. They infest every corner of the web where freedom of expression is allowed to shill. Any web forum you join to discuss christianity will be half calvanist. Its just their nature.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of when David Wood first started his apologetics website against Islam and half the comments were made up of Calvinists arguing with other Christians.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have tried to lurk more than a few theology forums and its was all fricking calvanists posting walls of text and schizo unitarians calling everyone the devil and getting banned repeatedly.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protestant version of tradcaths

    Western Christianity has two systematic scholastic rationalist traditions: Roman Catholicism and Reformed Calvinism. If you want to be a based trad smarter than and superior to the degenerate normies, those are the two games in town.

    The Reformed tradition is probably seeing a resurgence in these spaces thanks to Rome embracing progressivism under Pope Francis.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two of the resident tripgays are Calvinists.

    • 5 months ago
      Dirk

      just one

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        JW's are Calvinist

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is worker not a Calvinist?

        • 5 months ago
          Dirk

          He's channeled his convert zeal into fundamentalist andersonism

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is there so much talk about Calvinism on Oyish?
    Why is religion a part of Oyish?
    You end up with all the threads being Abrahamics promoting or protecting their particular brand of sky-daddy disk sucking.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is religion a part of Oyish?
      Oyish was created as a containment board for religiongays who were killing Oyish

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oyish was created as a containment board for religiongays who were killing Oyish
        Really? wow haha, that's pretty funny.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calvinism has played a major role in history, since as a highly intellectually-oriented denomination (in contrast to Lutheranism which is more mystery-oriented), it contributed to the Enlightenment and liberalism (look how much of those ideas seem to originate from historically Calvinist regions like Geneva, Scotland or New England)
    There's a reason Yarvin calls progressivism "Ultracalvinism".

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