Why doesnt God have a wife? Why is it only men in the trinity?

Why doesnt God have a wife? Why is it only men in the trinity?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He does, the collective organism of creation as a whole.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick? Creation is his wife? is he fricking us?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure as hell israelited a lot of people for 10% if their hard earned money

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus was a woman?

        he was at birth but transitioned to a man. Mary gave him cheap HRT herbs

        cant he switch genders at will? He's omnipotent

        What a low-effort, silly, gay ass thread

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the son is by all intents and purposes female
    the father is by all intents and purposes male

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus was a woman?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was at birth but transitioned to a man. Mary gave him cheap HRT herbs

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Islams solves the trinity problem

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the trinity in the koran
      >mary, god, jesus
      do terrorists really?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the trinity in the koran
      >mary, god, jesus
      do terrorists really?

      Legit, did Muhammad not bother to look through what chridtians believe? This only makes sense since he was taught by arian monk.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Legit, did Muhammad not bother to look through what chridtians believe? This only makes sense since he was taught by arian monk.

        Historically speaking, Muhammad was a wealthy Merchant turned warlord who never learned how to read or write and instead had his servants read and write for him.
        So this error makes sense.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would have been very easy for Gabriel to correct this mistake, if it was indeed a mistake. The fact that he didn't, and God continued to back Muhammad's military successes, shows that it's far more likely to be correct than the christian interpretation.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's not trans and fricking himself would be gay as frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cant he switch genders at will? He's omnipotent

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He does, her name is Asherah.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Son is the image of the Father, so he is also male.
    The Holy Spirit is the, well, Spirit of the Father, so he is also male.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of women then. They're not even made in God's image like men

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What's the point of women then. They're not even made in God's image like men
        They are. Man is also used in reffering to mankind. She was supposed to be someone to comfort and help Adam.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did God create a totally foreign entity (women) that caused the fall?
    We could all have lived in Eden reproducing through anal sex if he didnt create womemes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam was the one who asked for women to be created. The first time YWH tried to make women he ended with a prostitute and the second time with eve (less of a prostitute)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        source: the talmud

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did God create an imperfect being?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even YWH could fix women

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Church is the bride of the Son

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God is not gendered and doesn't have sex. People call god heavenly father more because of father's role in the ancient society, like being a protector. Not because father is a man with a penis.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The female gods in Christianity have their own triad of:
    >Mary (Fertility Goddess)
    >Mary Magdalene (Moon)
    >Asherah (Wife of Yahweh)

    Constantine didn't like this though, so they didn't make the cut, and were erased.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a sect at one point in early Christianity that considered Mary a part of the trinity so basically God but they were all considered heretics for believing that and eventually died out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Collyridians? All that Epiphanius really says about them is that they offer cakes to Mary. The idea that they made her part of the trinity is muslim cope. He says their error is worshipping a created thing- Mary- instead of the creator.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        true

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God is EVERYTHING and also NOTHING. So he is way beyond the duality of male and female. And he is also every male and female in the universe.

    All are One.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Preacher devolution and its consequences have been a disaster for Oyish race.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asherah: am I a joke to you?

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