Why do Protestants divorce their wives and jerk off?

Isn't that a sin?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the Pope consort with wife-divorcing meat-beating prots as if they're equals?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you must love the sinner and not the sin. Now answer the question.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >protestant pastors go to the vatican so the pope can lecture them on why they're hellbound
        That doesn't sound like whats happening at all, though

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you must love the sinner and not the sin. Now answer the question.

      shoo, away with you, to your containment

      [...]

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any genuine Protestant Church who upholds the Bible will agree that both divorce and masturbation is wrong.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shuts his church doors during a hurricane and retreats to his mansion
    >back in church the next week asking his congregation for mo money fo dem programs *smacks lips protestantly*

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I jerked off my wife and divorced a protestant

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Divorce is only acceptable if the wife sins according to Jesus himself

    2. Masturbation is not a sin if you was yourself afterwards. Pic related

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do shitheists make child orgies and worship troony wieners slurping their cum in animal costumes?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because every atheist is just a crypto-protestant.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Roman priests have gay orgies with sex workers

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's that tradpilled clerical state I was telling you about

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha Poland has fallen

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex workers
      if sex work is real work why don't you trannies put it on your resume

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protestantism is so insane. It's not even Christianity at this point. It's a like a Franchising restaurant business at this point. Zero dogmas and everyone does whatever they want. It's a free for all. That's isn't Christianity.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a like a Franchising restaurant business at this point
      [three patriarchs of antioch intensifies]

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a free for all
      okay and?
      the Bible isn't up for private interpretation.
      No private entity owns the one true interpretation.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are nondenom megachurch pastors counted as "Protestant"?
    they're basically breakaway factions who don't go ALL the way off the deep end.
    They're Joseph Smith but more politically/socially savvy.
    >inb4 Mormons are Protestant

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mormons are basically White Muslims.

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