Why did you forsake us for a Middle Eastern god, white man?

Why did you forsake us for a Middle Eastern god, white man?

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  1. 8 months ago
    fpbp

    have a nice day.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething aperahamic
      >calling your own post fpbp
      Frick off tourist

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a fricking eyebrow piecing connected to his hair? Yeah that won't end badly

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marvel loki

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Had a hearty kek at this homosexualry.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all the "based" Nordic gods look like raging homosexuals? There is ONE God

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't actually believe in those gods, OP, you just worship your skin pigment.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    while you cast down the mighty you have never uplifted the weak.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >named "balder"
    >isnt even a little bald

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nordic gods
    >"all europeans"
    go to hell i will never kneel before a weak god like odin or perun

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be odin
      >lead the wild hunt to vanquish scores of foes
      >be jeso
      >lose one and only fight to a piece of wood
      the choice is clear, white man.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, why did Jesus's armies slay pagans and win?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the conversion of Scandinavia was voluntary. Other pagans got defeated because their gods aren't real.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So Scandinavia's gods were so real that the locals just... stopped believing in them? Surely the other gods are more real because they fought for them, but if you care so little that you'll just convert I'd s

            This. Had a hearty kek at this homosexualry.

            ay you don't believe in them.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So Scandinavia's gods were so real that the locals just... stopped believing in them?
            it's to be expected. Most people are stupid and anxious about the future, so if you have two mutually exclusive religions, one which says piety doesn't matter and everything will probably work out fine just trust me bro, and one which says piety is the sole determining factor for whether you will be tortured for all of eternity, then people will be naturally more disposed towards the latter out of a sense of self-preservation.
            But like I said, this is stupid, because nowhere in this calculus do the actual merits of the two religions factor in, because asatru blows christianity out of the water any day of the week with respect to merits. But no one has time for merits when they're in CYA mode.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So Israel's god was so real that Christian just... stopped believing in him?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >white man

    I'm not white, and neither are you.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demons demand humans die for them

    GOD died for humans

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure the thing from the Bible is Muspel.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Odin cares little for your sacrifices
      >It is better not to pray at all
      >than to pray for too much;
      >nothing will be given that you won't repay.
      >It is better to sacrifice nothing
      >than to offer too much.
      >Odin carved this
      >before the birth of mankind,
      >when he rose up
      >and returned again.
      Odin slays the heroic who offer themselves to him so that they are young and battle-ready forever in Valhol.
      In fact, Odin martyred himself to bring the runes to humans, and his son, Thor, will martyr himself at ragnarok to protect us from evil.
      Your "god" didn't die for humans, he died for vanity. God set into motion the chain of events that would lead to man becoming fallen. He made Adam and Eve, he made the garden, he made the serpent, and he made the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil. He let man be born corrupted from a fallen lineage. He took these corrupted men, many times, and entered into a contract with them where they would swear to be perfect, but they could not be, and they were punished by god. Only Jesus, god in the flesh, could fulfill this contract, because god alone is perfect. Jesus sacrificed himself to be the person us humans could never be in order to free us from our fallen state imposed on us by god. Jesus has shown you that you are trash. Trash may only go to heaven if god mercifully decides to tolerate trash such as yourself, and you pray everyday that god accepts your trashy self into his home. You worship a demon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And yet your “God” couldn’t stand up to a humble martyr

        Lol

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >couldn’t stand up to
          what does this even mean, phoneposter-kun?
          Did Jesus and Odin duke it out?
          >n-no, I just meant that pagans converted
          Are you under the impression that Odin cares whether people worship him? Did you even read the passage of havamal I quoted?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What are martyrs?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody want to worship your putrid gayan gods, pajeet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      seriously a large number of LARPagan threads are poos ranting that Europeans gave up their ancestral gods for Jesus or something

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You literally worship a Canaanite demon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Demon comes from the Greek word Daimon, a personal god or spirit.
        Norse mythology doesn't even have demons you idiot frick. You're not even taking the ancient Greek meaning but the Christian version.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Norse mythology doesn't even have demons you idiot frick.
          yes we do, they're called trolls, thurs, and sometimes dvergar

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ancient germanics are fascinating from a historic perspective but c’mon OP. They worshiped a magic shopping cart on an island.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound envious. You already know that this is what peak lore looks like.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ancient Hebrews thought we lived in a fishbowl and worshiped a God that repeatedly condemned his "chosen people" to slavery and forced them to bake bread with burning shit. Everything interesting about Christianity was slapped on much later.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Religions change. That being said my haplogroup suggest that muh ancestors were vikangz.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    INDOEUROPEAN

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heroic muscled warrior god versus hippie pacifist god who got killed
    Welp.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its been a millennia, losers, let it go

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    White man from Lebanon here, the Norse Pantheon can't hold a candle to the Greek and Egyptian ones.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dead
    >wienertease
    >Vindicative
    >Useless
    >Hideous
    >Fratricidal
    >Jackass #2
    >Jackass #1
    >moron
    Tyw's pretty based though.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All AI depictions of Loki make him look like Tom Hiddleston

    Oh no Norsebros. Oh no no no no no.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to know what Freya's pussy tastes like, is that too much to ask?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like Freyr's wiener

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so why did a mighty warrior god lose to a pacifist hippie god from the Levant?

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >posting AIslop
    Thor lost

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saga of Burnt Njal:
      >"Hast thou heard," she said, "how Thor challenged Christ to single combat, and how he did not dare to fight with Thor?"
      Christ lost actually.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like did not care to fight with Thor

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Erm no in the wider context it's because he's too pussy

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thor doesn't have whetstone lodged on his forehead
    In trash it belongs

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He gave us greater authority to tax the serfs

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, you live in San Francisco, California. You're not a Norseman.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Traveling and settling in new areas is like literally the backbone of the Norse identity

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Norse were afraid of straying from the coast and preferred rivers and familiarity. I fricking hate American larpagans so much

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow you mean sea raiders preferred being near to the sea?
          That’s wild. Vikings BTFO

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          San Francisco is literally on the coast though.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >discovered iceland
          >discovered greenland
          >discovered america
          >raided britain
          >raided france
          >raided spain
          >raided algeria
          Stop LARPing, you aren't a crusader, you're a fat dork living in your mom's basement.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mercury, Venus, Juno, Vulcan, Proserpina, Caeculus, Prometheus, Zeus, Hercules, Mars
    At least label them correctly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frigg
      >Juno
      Frigg is Venus, anon, it's how it is in medieval literature and is why Latin "dies Veneris" was calqued to Frigg's day in the Germanic languages. In the words of Ælfric of Eynsham,
      >Ðone sixtan dæg hi gesetton þære scamleasan gydenan, Venus gehaten and Fricg on Denisc.
      >The sixth day they ascribed to the shameless goddess called Venus, and Frigg in Danish.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    White boys destroying their own legacy to better appease a MENA diety will always be the funniest slice of irony for me. Same story with Turks and Iranians. Whites are such clowns.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monotheism > polytheism

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them that Thor was a transwoman.
    >Verification not required.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >crossdressing to infiltrate an enemy's house is the same as being a troony

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >changing your sex to get fricked by a magic horse so you can get pregnant and give birth to another magic horse isn't troonyism
        all the norse gods were trannies

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Norse satan is a troony
          Uh, isn’t this based?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the bad guy that you're supposed to be against is a troony
          Correct, homosexuality is a sin in Asatru.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Loki is basically the Norse version of Satan, he kills Baldr, gets banished by the other Gods, and his children help bring around the end of the world.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Norse satan is a troony
            Uh, isn’t this based?

            Surtr is Satan

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they can be co-satans. They both work together at ragnarok to destroy the universe.

            >christianity
            >middle eastern

            Christianity as we know it in was first 'developed' in the Roman empire. It was further modified in the middle ages and the Renaissance. Calling it middle eastern is like calling the concept of democracy Greek.

            >worship asian man named Yeshua
            >"actually, my religion is totally european in inception"
            you've got to be joking

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really, Surtr is really a one-off figure who just shows up for the big finale at Ragnarok. He's more like a personification of a force of destruction than an actual character. Meanwhile Loki purposely does shit that messes with the order of the world and actively leads the Jotnar into the final confrontation with the gods. He's like the quintessential níðingr in Norse society, a figure associated with multiple social stigmas and evils

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Frigg off, Loki

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >christianity
    >middle eastern

    Christianity as we know it in was first 'developed' in the Roman empire. It was further modified in the middle ages and the Renaissance. Calling it middle eastern is like calling the concept of democracy Greek.

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