Why are Christians fatasses? Paul the apostle was fucking lard af. Literally WTF lol.

Why are Christians fatasses? Paul the apostle was fricking lard af. Literally WTF lol. Atheists browse science and get fricking jacked
Hmm the only being that is jacked must be archangel Michael but he's riding for sure off the coattails of being created by Jesus.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly im a skinny christian and i wanted to laugh really hard when a fatass at church told me i would stop smoking when im filled with the holy spirit.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt anyone was fat then except royalty. Especially not St. Paul who walked across the entire empire of the time.
    Old school Orthodox still have around 100+ days of fasting. Many Catholics still at least adhere to weekly fasts, although it's not a rule.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay Bible scholar. Your words are so lurid. I think you are unintelligent because you studied the Bible. We have the same crystal like the low heeb you are. I can write you out of existence.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    tacky

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would win in a fist fight-Aquinas vs President Taft?

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Atheists browse science and get fricking jacked
    kek this sentence is hilarious, ill give you that. God bless you shill bro

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop lying homosexual

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think im gonna become a lutheran.
      are there a lot of cuties ?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I grew up lutheran. My family has been lutheran since the reformation. I did not see any cuties. Also, be careful of some of the liberal lutheran churches as they have heretical teachings. I'm orthodox now.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Acktuallees please. Make up your mind. Are you a lawyer or a warrior? Get castrated idiot

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GK Chesterton and Aquinas were both Christians of Size, sometimes you gotta feed great SOVLs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their massiveness of flesh was just a reflection of the abundance of their souls.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul was literally ripped moron. Guy travelled across the known world, survived malaria, shipwrecks, mutilple arrests, beatings and persecution for decades.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough beatings and persecutions israelite roach

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Relax there troony. Im not an abrahamist, just know my history, you fricking braindead Black person piece of shit.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are all of X this way because I can name two or three of X out of millions that are that way?
    Based, this logic is how I know all blacks are subhuman demon Black folk

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christianity is a religion of vain petty narcissism over small differences.

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