What's all the hate for Protestants about? I don't get it.

What's all the hate for Protestants about? I don't get it.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're the used car salesmen of Christianity

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      does for all of the them or just the batshit ones in america?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >does for all of the them
        Every single one except Lutherans maybe.
        >the batshit ones in america?
        those are just golems for Israel. In America, Protestants can get away with most sins by asking for forgiveness despite continuing to commit that same sin. If you are a Protestant in America, you can't refuse to worship and serve the israeli state.

        therefore, that's what American protestantism is.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Protestants can get away with most sins by asking for forgiveness despite continuing to commit that same sin
          Is that specific to Protestants though? I think all types of Christians do that.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. Catholicism insists that confession be done from genuine contrition and a punishment still occurs (penance). But in Protestantism, if you kill someone and then ask forgiveness, then it's all okay. Oh, and you don't need to do anything good; "faith alone" will save you. It's a real backwards version of Christianity.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Catholicism insists that confession be done from genuine contrition and a punishment still occurs (penance)
            In theory but the reality was always some blood-stained lord with a dozen mistresses willing his estate to the Cistercians on his deathbed so he could cut down on time in purgatory. Or the Borgias turning the Vatican into their own personal cathouse I guess

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            > God threatens to punish all who sin against these commandments. Therefore, we should fear His wrath and not act contrary to these commandments. But He promises grace and every blessing to all who keep these commandments. Therefore, we should also love and trust in Him and gladly do what He commands. Small Catechism- Martin Luther.
            > Open and hard-hearted sinners are not admitted to the Sacrament and other communion of the Church until they amend their lives and avoid sin [1 Corinthians 5]. Smalcald Articles- Martin Luther
            What is this then?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            seems like this could have been avoided if christians actually valued the temporal realm

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Catholicism insists that confession be done from genuine contrition and a punishment still occurs (penance)
            Most Protestants believe that

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is complete nonsense, most Catholics are degenerates who treat confession as a "get out of hell free" card.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think that's a really catholic tradition

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with selling used cars?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Used car salesman" is a pejorative based on the stereotype of a salesman who sells second hand goods of questionable quality with ludicrous contracts. In the case of Protestantism, they are basically Christianity if you stripped it bare of anything of value.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

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        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they are basically Christianity if you stripped it bare of anything of value.
          the pope?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good works.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is just proving me point here (

            Sectarian autism.
            It’s easier to build a worldview where everyone but your denomination are the bad guys of history than it is to admit that people from other denomination love God just as much as you, have done their research and just reached a different conclusion.
            It’s mostly rooted in the sin of pride, that IF ONLY people had the information that YOU had they would all stop and convert immediately.
            t. Catholic

            ) if you think that Protestantism doesn’t value good works you have either been lied to or have reached that conclusion on your own false assumptions.
            There are probably a select few Protestants out there who believe all you need to do is confess “Christ is lord” but most believe that works must follow faith because “a saving faith works”. They just don’t believe that it’s the works themselves that justify.
            justification =/= sanctification

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Protestants in real life care about good works just as much as Catholics, there's only theological differences on the specifics of it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bible has no value
          >Nicean creed has no value
          >faith in Christ has no value

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anything of value
          >nooo I gotta eat muh wafers and drink muh blood
          huh?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're not even Protestant if you're flippant about the Eucharist. You're just another atheist. And you won't get close to it, so it doesn't matter what you think.
            Unlike atheists, Protestants do have reverence and can at least learn from scripture:
            Christ is the Word. When he says something "is", then it is.
            >"This is my body."
            He didn't say it's a symbol of his body. And St. Paul confirms it even has the power of life and death in it. A mere symbol doesn't.
            >Therefore whoever eats this bread or drinks this cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty of the body and blood of the Lord. But let a man examine himself, and so let him eat of the bread and drink of the cup. For he who eats and drinks in an unworthy manner eats and drinks judgment to himself, not discerning the Lord’s body. For this reason many are weak and sick among you, and many sleep.-1 Cor 11:27-30

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >When he says something "is", then it is.
            >Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep
            Dude Jesus is literally a door

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is. A perfect door more than any ever conceived. The source of all concepts of a door.
            It's your own fault if you're stuck on specific forms, and think God himself is at that.
            But what are you getting out of being here? All that supposed freedom and life without restriction and you still waste away failing even at that. You spent it here talking about something you don't care about. The only worse than an atheist is a loser and an atheist at the same time.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He is.
            Ok you're just playing word games now

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not. Jesus of Nazareth was his incarnation of his ministry on earth, but he is the Creator.
            >For by Him all things were created that are in heaven and that are on earth, visible and invisible
            Every good idea came from him originally. And ideas beyond human experiences as well. Like a slain lamb with seven eyes. Or before his incarnation, as the Angel of the Lord or a pillar of fire or a gentle wind. The apostles themselves caught a glimpse of something like the man they thought they knew but far more glorious in his Transfiguration.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not an theist I'm agnostic I think the whole situation was over dramatic and everybody was gay

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board has a lot of mentally ill hispanics crossposting from Oyish - you get some gems out of it though, like the anon that was legitimately surprised protestant churches exist outside europe/north america lol

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of it is just brown TradCaths from Latin America seething about everything, whether it's Anglos, Nords, Freemasons, whatever. There are legitimate criticisms of Protestantism though, like their promotion of iconoclasm, tendency to create boring cultures and architecture, and obsession with material wealth and outward success, which led to autism like the "Protestant work ethic."

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tendency to create boring cultures and architecture, and obsession with material wealth and outward success
      Do you not see the contradiction in those two statements?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking specifically about WASP/Puritan culture and its tendency to appeal to merchants and traders. People can be rich and boring at the same time, look at McMansions, modern business suits, megachurches etc.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, yes, "Protestantism is when whypeepo-", we've heard it a million times before

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >catholicism is when brown peepo and I hate 'em!1!
            yes I've heard this just as much.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't, I just get tired of the same old arguments dragged out by people that have seemingly never set foot in the US and base their understanding of "WASP"/"Puritan culture" off an eclectic mishmash of Moral Orel/1950s adverts and Jesus Camp/stripmall churches/Pentecostals hooping and hollering

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            seethe
            The fact you could point to all that proves them right

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it doesn't

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you line up the "sins" of the Catholic church versus the "sins" of Protestantism, Catholic church looks really really bad. Like you said, most Catholics argue against Protestantism by way of rather mocking its "cringe" elements as opposed to any substantial theological or social criticisms

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This was built by WASPs. I understand what you're saying but I think you undervalue the simplistic beauty of small churches and plain dress.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A lot of it is just brown TradCaths from Latin America seething about everything, whether it's Anglos, Nords, Freemasons, whatever.
      True
      >like their promotion of iconoclasm
      It's biblical and correct
      >tendency to create boring cultures and architecture
      Subjective
      >obsession with material wealth and outward success
      That's what happens when you are moral
      >which led to autism like the "Protestant work ethic."
      Which is biblical

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tradlarpers and morons who only think Protestants are like American non-denominational Christians or apostate mainline churches.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Success breeds jealousy

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone ever refute him?

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sectarian autism.
    It’s easier to build a worldview where everyone but your denomination are the bad guys of history than it is to admit that people from other denomination love God just as much as you, have done their research and just reached a different conclusion.
    It’s mostly rooted in the sin of pride, that IF ONLY people had the information that YOU had they would all stop and convert immediately.
    t. Catholic

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Intense israelite seething at based Martin Luther for calling them out on their lies.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    And if you'd read Albion's Seed (instead of getting your understanding of Puritanism from other lapsed e-caths that watched The Young Pope one too many times) the Puritan settlers were overwhelmingly artisans and freeholding farmers, not le greedy avaricious merchant man

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All Abrahamists deserve hate.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep seething atheist

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    People blame the rise and fall of empire on "protestantism" instead of the natural "rise and fall of empire"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's mostly latinxes that want headpats from (actual) spaniards for defending the Spanish Empire

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A protestant is just a man that will have atheist kids.
    And that's a good thing.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >as long as your kids tick the catholic box at census time...we win

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the foundation of protestantism
        >if I just identify as a Christian, I don't actually have to perform any good works!
        literally just troonyism ideology

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>if I just identify as a Christian, I don't actually have to perform any good works!
          No Protestant believes that. That's an incredibly pharisaic interpretation of theology, which is what Jesus preached against.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my good works are...owning the protties on Oyish

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why is it happening in Poland?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A catholic is just a man that will have raped kids.
      And that's a bad thing.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        why do protestants rape catholic children

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          *why do Protestant countries rape catholic countries
          Fixed that for you.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are Catholics raising easily raped kids?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up and drink the wine

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mainline Protestant maybe but the evangelical branches are better at keeping their kids zealous. I also wouldn't say Catholics or Orthodox are any more faithful when many are just as guilty of never attending church or just showing up last second to get communion then leave.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do they keep the children zealous?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but evanghelicals are some of the more obsessive and more ignorant ones out there. You have dispensaniolists/millenialists which become zionists, you have "I don't follow the church but Jesus" when their bible was compiled by a church, you have stuff like the charismatic movement etc. Legit, there a dude who spammed the same message against orthodoxy on posts from EO channels multiple times saying to flee this "anti-church" , and when I tried to point out the logic, the guy talked about having a bible written before Constantine(nevermind how dumb that is historically). These guys are gullible to narrative and just say stuff on the same level like "Constantine changed the bible at Nicea!" even believing the same stuff to some degree.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A liberal Protestant you mean, statistically and historically speaking. If you take it seriously your kids will too - what's that Wesley said about what one generation tolerates the next embraces?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Parish_Church_in_Plymouth

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >protestantism is a justified reaction to the rampant abuse of clerical authority and secular political and economic corruption within the church
    >protestantism paradoxically goes on to show precisely why centralized clerical authority is so important

    the human experience is so damn frustrating brehs. i honestly have no idea how to navigate this mess anymore

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the most moronic branch of an already insipid religion, simple as

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If protestantism was just some reactionary movement of the middle ages with no leg to stand on scripturally like RC stans make it out to be, then there was no reason for RC to spend half a millennium dumping endless resources into counter reformation efforts to subvert it. But they did. The RC is the one that has no leg to stand on scripturally and their hysterical overreaction to protestantism proves it completely. RC is the "trust the experts" church of choice and was always meant to be by forbidding laymen direct access to scripture.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    In general I don't hate protestants, but I can't take them seriously as a religion/s.
    All the "God gave the land to the israeli people" videos Ive seen this week, without even searching for them, convinced me protestantism was a mistake.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Catholic Black folk being unable to distinguish different groups of protestants from Methodists, Baptists and Evangelicals. Aka Americans being Americans

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