What is the most "no fun allowed" religion/ideology in history?

What is the most "no fun allowed" religion/ideology in history?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    16th century Puritan Christianity

    • 7 months ago
      Dirk

      >t. Nathaniel Hawthorne

      >Beer, too, was specially brewed to honor the feast. Rev. Mr. Thatcher, of Boston, wrote in his diary on the twentieth of May, 1681, "This daye the Ordination Beare was brewed." Portable bars were sometimes established at the church-door, and strong drinks were distributed free of charge to the entire assemblage. As late as 1825, at the installation of Dr. Leonard Bacon over the First Congregational Church in New Haven, free drinks were furnished at an adjacent bar to all who chose to order them, and were "settled for" by the generous and hospitable society.
      https://reformedreader.org/puritans/sabbath.puritan.newengland/sabbath.puritan.newengland.chapter19.htm

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beer does not make up for banning Christmas.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Religion is about having fun

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never said that, but religions can absolutely hate fun.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ideology of Reddit moderators

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liberalism

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Classical Liberalism is pretty much "fun allowed" though.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nonmeme answer is asceticism, as avoiding pleasure is quite literally the point. Of course everyone will ignore this and continue to baitpost.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asceticism
      This doesn’t mean anything. It’s always wimps who can’t handle suffering and are looking for an escape. It’s way more fun than actually taking responsibility. You think a Buddhist monk is having less fun than an 18th century coal miner working for his family’s food? Absurd.

      it's actually pretty fun as long as your idea of fun isn't something infantile like yelling slurs in voice chat

      >woke
      >pretty fun
      Literally the most neurotic and insane people I know. Maybe it’s fun if you’re a woman who enjoys toxic social games.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You think a Buddhist monk is having less fun than an 18th century coal miner working for his family’s food?
        why should he if he used condoms?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my moronic religion about wanting to not want things
          Don’t care. Go die in a corner, crybaby.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        t.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sunni Islam

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can have multiple wives, concubines, and pleasure slaves
      >sex for pleasure's sake is seen as good
      >smoking weed and hashish is OK
      >heaven is literally a Valhalla-like orgy of wine, good food, and beautiful women

      Nah

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t smoking weed a Shia thing?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That one weird cult the guy who shot President Garfield was in seemed pretty anti-fun to me when I read about them on Wikipedia

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liberalism/Classical Liberalism

    Cookies for breakfast, lunch and dinner isn't fun anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      To you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Liberalism is more like the ideological equivalent of those british kids who got to live without parents and rules for a week. By the end of it, half of them were trying to reestablish cleanliness and order while the other half continued to be degenerate little shits.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lord of the Flies?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The amish probably

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deobandism (the Taliban's theology/ideology)

    >No musical instruments
    >No kites
    >No breakdancing
    >No makeup (not that it matters since women must cover their faces)
    >No shaving your beard

    Apparently they were even stricter than that under their previous era of rule.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>No musical instruments
      But they have war music like battle hymns blasting from their Toyotas 24/7 tho

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        those are Islamic State (post modern muslims) not Taliban

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    21st century wokeism.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Banging trannies is fun though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually pretty fun as long as your idea of fun isn't something infantile like yelling slurs in voice chat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why am i not allowed to yell slurs in voice chat?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some form of Protestantism or Islam.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mandaeism seems pretty dour.
    >have to be born into it, cannot convert to it
    >inbred because of unacceptance of converts
    >family will shun you if you attempt to leave or marry a non-Mandaean
    >no alcohol
    >no meat
    >regular intensive fasting on top of these
    >no weapons
    >mostly live in secretive backwater swamp enclaves
    >constantly harassed by Muslims
    >holy texts are mostly passive-aggressive shittalking of the other 3 main Abrahamic religions
    >the religion itself is sus because it has what purports to be John the Baptist in the 1st century talking about Muhammad and Islam

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > mostly live in secretive backwater swamp enclaves
      most of them live in USA, Canada and Australia now

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>holy texts are mostly passive-aggressive shittalking of the other 3 main Abrahamic religions
      >>the religion itself is sus because it has what purports to be John the Baptist in the 1st century talking about Muhammad and Islam
      Where can I read this?

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Utilitarism:
    >The needs of the many mean that you - in this particular case - must die.
    ...and they actually argue this is a *good* thing?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk

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