What did Jesus eat in the Bible (Literarily, no speculation) ?

What did Jesus eat in the Bible (Literarily, no speculation) ?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just like, a frick a ton of cheeseburgers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just like, you bring death to your family. i have sex with everything btw.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ask me how I know you are a vamp

      He famously talked down the israeli leaders while eating grain of living plants on the sabith. Really makes you think.

      this but unironically

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He famously talked down the israeli leaders while eating grain of living plants on the sabith. Really makes you think.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He ate sex hormone injected poultry meant to increase yields of cage raised chickun? But he didn’t have seggs reddut?!?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        soys are bound to rage in a thread like this. fasting and reflection are only meant for the ruling class.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He ate sex hormone injected poultry meant to increase yields of cage raised chickun? But he didn’t have seggs reddut?!?

          mentally ill

          I love Costco

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone should take away your microphone.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someone should suppress everything you say and do

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Organic gains, salt, shrooms, and j*wish poison

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus wasn't real, there are no records he existed and the story of his birth in a manger is equally unlikely as 3 Kings coming unbidden to it with gifts in tow

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Citation needed

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol
        You're saying the only son of God was a israelite then?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Define israelite

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Line of David the most famous king in the bible next to Solomon?
            And of course Jesus the king of israelites

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’re a milquetoast definition of “Jews“ is awful, even to a Redditor standard

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the literally exact definition you fricking mog lmao

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            public school education lmao

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shh shh it's ok Anon you don't have to defend your israeli master here

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vape bro literacy

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao
            >this goy!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Death surrounds you. Pining for a way out, your “fortress” encapsulates you, bearing down until you sink into the mud close to where you were conceived. The gutter.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            O..k..listen I'm like a level 10,000 schizomancer so that doesn't work on me

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are unable to reproduce

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No that's true, I had a child aborted and everything

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like you must confess your sins and receive the bread of life, loser.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You first?
            I just said I had a child aborted
            Try to keep up

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like you must confess your sins (to a non-loser) and receive the bread of life, loser.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does it matter who I confess what to
            Isn't God all around us?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Confess your sins to someone close to source. Sit in a church daily for a month and find out who that person is. Let your heart guide you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol I went to church a bunch and I heard a ton of different sermons from ex-cons to lifelong practitioners and never one time did someone say
            Hey my life is so super awesome that I found God
            They say man I was FRICKED UP and then found God
            It's always like this fricking social weapon you can use to back up a claim or jump into some reality
            But the truth is they are still that shitty person and everyone is that shitty person and anyone that tells you otherwise is a liar
            And worshiping a dead israelite doesn't change anything about yourself

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like you paid attention to homosexuals that try hard instead of looking for peaceful kings. Dang.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            KEK

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like you paid attention to homosexuals that try hard instead of looking for peaceful kings. Dang.

            Samegay

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ew

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw too brainwashed to form an argument

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ick

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >years of 24/7 media involvement have sanded down my creative thought processes to a vestigial nub

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The first begotten son of God is a israelite when He walked the earth.

          Let go of the hate. The hate is not your friend, nor does it love you. God loves you.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are unable to reproduce

            Little early to turn back into a girl? I mean honey sweety pie really I'm sure one of my nice people can turn into a girl for you.

            >the israeli agenda is actively defending itself
            You will never get my foreskin

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your genitals have no utility

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >attack their religion they attack your genitals
            Classic Judaism

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry. I just confused you with my stepfather. oh but dude dude I reincarnated as a really hot broad.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick off Shlomo, go rape more babies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Little early to turn back into a girl? I mean honey sweety pie really I'm sure one of my nice people can turn into a girl for you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are unable to reproduce

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh dood dood I can stop people with free will because I'm turning into a really hot girl

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    living gain, high, prana

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got so mad at a fig tree for not having fruit he cursed it but other than that fish and bread

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fish, garlic, bread and I think dates too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did not eat garlic, loser.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The common diet in that area during the time era included garlic which was very common among the diets of the people there, so most likely he would have used it with his fish

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Citation needed

          [...]
          Samegay

          You have feminine tendencies, don’t you?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're just wrong constantly so it's fun to shit down your throat

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are giving me engagement

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ew

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fish, garlic, dates, olives, lamb, bread, figs, water, wine, are all mentioned at feast he attends.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But did it explicitly say he ate those foods?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. There is also evidence that in some cases “bread” referred to “sweetbread” which is not bread at all.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bread is a king james translation of the consumers carnal nation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the original translation then?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He lived off bread alone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my friend matthew said that-t h that when he was 4 he met another 4 his friend and and

      But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's why I am not possessed
    I have a black belt in karate.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love bread so fricking much, its a shame it destroys your body and mind. Only veggies, nuts, eggs, milk and meat for me I guess

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only 3 of those foods are high in phrana

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It actually was more complicated than that, which you should know. Why didn't you?

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    14 Therefore the Lord himself will give you a sign: The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and will call him Immanuel.
    15 He will be eating curds and honey when he knows enough to reject the wrong and choose the right,

    >Cheese curds and honey
    >wine
    >bread

    According to the visions of Anne Katherine Emmerick, he was a vegetarian, but he ate a tiny piece of the pascal lamb during the last supper

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cheese curds
      WOOO
      > and honey
      AND HONEY?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like bar food

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    John 4:32
    >But He said to them, “I have food to eat that you do not know about.”
    Obvious speculation would be fruit from the tree of life given to him from angels. Would explain how he'd come back to life after crucifixion.
    >Literarily, no speculation
    Well it's not plainly spelled out except for bread, but clearly more than bread

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goyim Foreskins

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