what are the political implications of distributing qurans as housewarming presents to new neighbors?

what are the political implications of distributing qurans as housewarming presents to new neighbors?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Distribute them something back. As a nice gesture- bacon pack with exploding pig blood surprise instead of confetti

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    FBI watch list.Also post hands

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No israelite ever sent me a box of chocolates and a free TP roll. Step up your game, yids.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine wiping you're ass and having shit particles and paper stuck to you're ass all day soap and water much more effective

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not showering after you shit. You will never know peak performance.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine not having your gf/wife lick your ass clean after you shit. You will never be a Chad.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf you dont pre-wipe? you just soap all the shit up?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, his Chinadian. You know how those boys roll: left hand is for whiping and right is for aloo gobi & saag paneer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf you dont pre-wipe? you just soap all the shit up?

        But what if you hadn't scrubbed your ass with soap and water? How would you feel?

        Inability to thought-experiment under realistic conditions:

        >take a shit
        >scrub your butthole until it shines
        >smugly buckle up and go about your day
        >thirty minutes later:
        >inevitable seepage deposits moisture and fecal matter on your butthole anyway

        This is the first and last time I will contribute my wisdom to this discussion.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put it all back through their letterbox, undamaged. Makes the point without giving them social media outrage material. Ignore them from then on.

      I got given a crate of dates repeatedly by a mosque, almost as protection money, since I riled up all the whites locally and they kept having dead rats thrown through the windows and over the walls. Kek.

      I have both christ cuck and Muslims knocking on my door for money.
      Because I'm Turkish/Kurdish they want money for a new Mosque and Christ cucks also know my door for something I tell them frick off but every 6012 months they knock on my door for something

      >Turkish/Kurdish
      Why don't you frick off then you disgusting poo-skin?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        > I got given a crate of dates repeatedly by a mosque, almost as protection money, since I riled up all the whites locally and they kept having dead rats thrown through the windows and over the walls. Kek.
        lmao what? care to explain Ian?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a particular case so I won't give too much detail, but a mosque was getting built and I led the petition against it and got it signed by all the neighbours then gave it to the council (did frick all as you would expect) but it got built anyway. From then on I was the 'face' of the British people in the area. Everyone started fuming and some woman in our street (a lunatic) started throwing dead rats into their property. We got a rat infestation in the area soon after they completed it, so they were just being returned really. They tried to do some community things but no one was having it, I met the head Paki and got huge boxes of dates to my house a few times, he even sent the electrician out. Obviously I didn't do anything to stop the rat throwing but the whole thing died down so I looked good on both sides. We still space the cars to block all the parking spaces when they come to pray though.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >We still space the cars to block all the parking spaces when they come to pray though.
            beautiful

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's about as much as I have the bottle to do right now. I'm embarrassed when I compare myself to Brenton though.

            Petitions don't do shit you need to go and demolish it yourself and keep doing every time they try to rebuild it until they stop.

            Tell me about it. But the neighbours don't have the stomach for it and would give me up soon as they are questioned.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Petitions don't do shit you need to go and demolish it yourself and keep doing every time they try to rebuild it until they stop.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            did you eat the dates

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >petition
            You slaughter your enemies, bong, you dont ask the headcuck to save you.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This was a few years ago. I've learnt my lesson.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the chad smear

      imagine wiping you're ass and having shit particles and paper stuck to you're ass all day soap and water much more effective

      >the virgin anal simulator

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      TPBP
      FRICK israeliteS

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's nice
    I spend time in Dearborn MI and Muslims are usually good people
    I prefer that than my time in Ann Arbor around israelites, unironically

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the Somalian rapefugees who live off gibs and sell heroin to kids are good people
      Anon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My muslim neighbors would send me platters of food at the end of ramadan. I guess you got unlucky

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I grew up in Ypsi and I absolutely despise the israeli trash in that area. They fricking ruined my hometown and I'll never not hate them for it.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mate it would just end up in the bin, I wouldn’t even be mad - you aren’t going to convert the world lad

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gifts are nice but the note saying that Jesus was actually a Muslim is funny.
    >you are a christian
    >christ was a muslim
    >you should be a muslim if you are a good christian
    they're probably good people but holy frick lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You can’t be a muslim i.e. submit to God and be God
      >Since Jesus Christ is God he cannot be a muslim
      >Since “muslims” do bot submit to Jesus Christ they are not submitting to Gid and are not truly “muslim”

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        send them that, with a bible and a Toblerone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try to subvert Christians at every step
      >they are good people
      lol ok

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt their kids are trans, I doubt the wife has fake breasts, and I bet when someone tries to offer them money to do something wrong they tell him to frick off.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most Muslim men hold hands and kiss each other while not wanting to be seen around women. Women are used for kids, while other men are used for pleasure.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Send them a bunch of Twizzlers and a paper that says Abdul or whomever that guy is they believe in was actually a christian.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tinyurl
    that's when you leave a sticky note that says
    >not clicking that shit homie
    other that, it wouldn't bother me

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Katy
    Of course it's a white female who does something obnoxious like this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that’s really my main problem with it. the not seeing anything wrong with being so obnoxious.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t understand how anybody could convert to Islam.

      If you are born into it that just is what it is, you had no choice in the matter. But people like Katy have to be aware of the pedophilia, the rape, the murders, the theft and robberies, etc that Muhammad committed according to Islamic sources themselves. All of this is on the internet and freely available to ale everybody. And yet she still chose to convert into it. Just wild to me.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think Christianity is without its skeletons?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, remember when Daniel massacred a bunch of Thessalonians just for shits and giggles?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those motherfrickers couldn't draw better in the 1800s? Kek...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          those are persian miniatures, they are a few inches in size if even that. I know this board is, despite filled with users who stare at images all day long, filled with talentless hacks and artlets like you

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're trying to make sense of religion. Using reason and logic with religious thinking is pointless.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy how israelites have this inferiority complex towards white Christians. And Islam is always trying to get into these theological discussions.
    Meanwhile Christians don't understand nor read about the bible, it's just a sort of life style inherent in western society but not actually explored. So they see these 2 factions as weird lunatics.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Expertly summed up. Most western christians only pay lip service to the creed.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    To get people to read the talmud

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    free toilet paper!

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have both christ cuck and Muslims knocking on my door for money.
    Because I'm Turkish/Kurdish they want money for a new Mosque and Christ cucks also know my door for something I tell them frick off but every 6012 months they knock on my door for something

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muslim Katy
    This is cringe only a White woman would do.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I guarantee all that "we" nonsense is just a white woman who got a little too upset at her family one day and decided she was going to cheer for the other team.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually believe it is Katy, Texas and there is a large Pakistani population

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If your a christian that means your muslim
    What about the other way? Do they see themselves as christians? If so, why do they diminish their messiah's message by denying his death? If Jesus did not teach forgiveness of sins through his death, what was it that he taught? If the NT has been corrupted, how would we know his message, and what kind of prophet would he be if we have nothing that he professed?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would be awesome, finally someone that wouldn't cry like a gay over some racist and homophic ramblings.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use bacon. Let's me know what houses to throw more bacon at.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats like giving someone a plutonium rod as present. impossible to get rid off with out causing a disaster

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a real Koran if it's in English

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they should have given them an Arabic-English dictionary, an Arabic Qur’an filled with bracketed interpolations ~~*for clarity*~~), and this book too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This propaganda is shite. Muslims often give out Qurans in native languages, why would they give an Arabic edition to a non-Arabic reader? Just moronic.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet, free toilet paper.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would shoot you, honestly.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what are the political implications of distributing qurans as housewarming presents to new neighbors?
    what a stupid fricking question.

    mine would go in the trash under the cat litter.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    based

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is all well and good until devout Muslim, Mgboo Igaboa, from Ghana wants to marry your daughter.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      we’re speaking English why can’t you just call him God? If you want people to stop calling it an Arab religion, you should start by addressing the diety as God and cool it with the emphasis on Arab everything.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd send them back the quran along with a bible after I took a dump in them with a note saying frick off we're full.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I'd live in that neighborhood to begin with, but I'd send them a polite thank you letter saying I'm not a good candidate for conversion.

    Then I'd enjoy the chocolates if the packaging hadn't been tampered with.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Muslim and I have lived in a Muslim country for a brief while. I think most Muslims I know would agree this is tacky and a little pretentious. The only thing that would make me think to do something like this is if you're in an apartment on the same floor as most of the Muslims and maybe they've had repeated issues in the past with whoever gets put up in your unit, so they're over compensating or something.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what issues? the smell of bacon? overhearing music?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a Muslim

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd stop reading at the point in the note where it starts telling me about myself, then I'd throw it away. I'd keep the chocolate and book though.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit, I'm stealing this for when any Bergs move into my neighborhood

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The quran it self is a bad way to get converts it's such a trashy unreadable boring load of garbage, i would rather read the tax code

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    according to them they would not even get the true meaning of the qu'ran unless they learned Arabic. Islam has just as much credibility as Mormonism.

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