Umm, godbros? Our response?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point, I'm starting to not care about whether the bible agrees with itself or not. I'm just going to be a good person as well as I can.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bans incest
    >fricks their daughter's tight dicky so hard she births entire nations

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't say sister neither in the masoretic nor in the septuagint text. She was not his biological sister.

    • 5 months ago
      72tribes

      Both "son" and "brother/sister" can mean a variety of different things in the Bible. For example, the grandson of a man is usually called his "son", too. So Sarai could very well be his cousin.

      Abraham tells Abimelech that she is her actual sister.

      • 5 months ago
        72tribes

        his actual sister*

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Abraham tells Abimelech that she is her actual sister.
        Which is not true after all. Isaac pulls the same stunt.

        • 5 months ago
          72tribes

          No, he tells Abimelech she is his actual sister _after his lie has been revealed_:

          >Then Abimelek called Abraham in and said, “What have you done to us? How have I wronged you that you have brought such great guilt upon me and my kingdom? You have done things to me that should never be done.” And Abimelek asked Abraham, “What was your reason for doing this?”. Abraham replied, “I said to myself, ‘There is surely no fear of God in this place, and they will kill me because of my wife.’ Besides, she really is my sister, the daughter of my father though not of my mother; and she became my wife.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which, again, is not true. She might be the grand-daughter of his father but in the Levitical sense (which at that point wasn't established, OP

            https://i.imgur.com/NP6dnWT.png

            Umm, godbros? Our response?

            ) she isn't a sister.

          • 5 months ago
            72tribes

            >She might be the grand-daughter of his father
            Which makes it true, since "daughter" has more than one meaning, the entire point of my post:

            Both "son" and "brother/sister" can mean a variety of different things in the Bible. For example, the grandson of a man is usually called his "son", too. So Sarai could very well be his cousin.

            Abraham tells Abimelech that she is her actual sister.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Disagreed. But again, it doesn't matter since Abraham is not subject to Levitical law.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Levitical law
            You think incest was permitted before the Levitical law?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Abraham was around before the Law
            simple as

            See this: [...]
            Also: [...]

            It's made up

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Moby Dick is also made up but it's also a coherent story, and it's moronic to lie about the characters in to own the Melvillegays

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LEAST fickle personal God

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was his niece, not his sister.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh well that's alright because anons rape their neices all the time apparently...

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why lie when it's so easy to disprove?

    >Now there was a famine in the land. So Abram went down to Egypt to live there for a while because the famine was severe. As he was about to enter Egypt, he said to his wife Sarai, “Look, I know that you are a beautiful woman, and when the Egyptians see you, they will say, ‘This is his wife.’ Then they will kill me but will let you live. Please say you are my sister, so that I will be treated well for your sake, and on account of you my life will be spared.” (Genesis 12:10-13)

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abraham was around before the Law
    simple as

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      See this:

      >Levitical law
      You think incest was permitted before the Levitical law?

      Also:

      She was his niece, not his sister.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God literally explicitly says that the rules from Exodus onwards are for the descendants of Israel (Jacob), the grandson of Abraham. Not for Abraham, or any of his cousins.

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