The one pic that BTFO all evolutiontards. atheistbros, our response?

The one pic that BTFO all evolutiontards.
atheistbros, our response?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are there so many 3rd world shitskins on this board?

      >excuses excuses
      Not an argument.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are there so many 3rd world shitskins on this board?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you also confused about why the human race still exists despite the existence of car crashes?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats why we evolved air bags and seatbelts

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, our automobiles "evolved" air bags and seatbelts, to the extent that free market practices can be compared to evolutionary processes, and the lions consistently caught the slowest deer, leaving the fastest deer to propagate and spread their genes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, you tell me.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is op pic supposed to mean?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. OP is an ESL shitskin shitting up the board and pounding his chest in victory because he can't articulate his argument. Many such cases.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >excuses excuses
        Not an argument.

        Still not an argument.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          AS IF YOU MADE AN ARGUMENT moron

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zebras are more of a native prey than deers, isn't it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. But OP is a moron so of course he doesn't know or care about that. He thinks evolution means you sit around thinking about it and you just get whatever X-Man superpower you want. Being hunted? Just evolve wings bro lol. That level of moron. I'd say it's bait, but I've seen enough mongrel creationists to know there are actually people who think that this is how it works. That you just "evolve" whatever you need to survive better. We're reaching peak science illiteracy these days.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Being hunted? Just evolve wings bro lol.
        Hol up hol up hol up.
        Are YOU saying that's absurd?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That level of moron.
          THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT YOU BELIEVE YOU DUMB Black person!!!

          Yeah, it is absurd. And, no, that's what creationists think evolution is. That's not actually what evolution says. I'm not even saying you need to believe evolution, but you don't even seem to know what it actually says at all. If you think it's like that then you don't even have a 5th grade level education on the subject. Which isn't a shame. Not everyone had a good education. But you could at least learn what it says before you go on about how dumb it is.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still no argument or an answer.

            Yes, that's because there is a hierarchical structure, order in nature.
            Again, given the kind of evolution which propels fish to philosophers, what's stopping a zebra from mauling a lion given time and evolution, which it already supposedly had? Shouldn't evolution help the prey do that given evolution?
            We are questioning YOUR worldview here, the evolutionist, mine is perfectly fine.

            Also I don't think I have to make an argument on why fish becoming philosophers is dumb.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Also I don't think I have to make an argument on why fish becoming philosophers is dumb.
            The argument was you don't even know what evolution is. You have to actually address what evolution is. What am I supposed to do? Agree that what you think evolution says is dumb? Yeah, it is. But what you claim evolution is, isn't what evolution actually is. So, yeah, what you said is fricking dumb. Evolution would be really stupid if it worked how you think it does. But it doesn't. So you're not talking about evolution, you're talking about a misconception and/or strawman of it. There's nothing much to address.

            And that'll depend on what you think a fish is. The shit in water with gills? They didn't become philosophers. They're fish. If by fish you mean "lobe finned fish descendents including tetrapods" then they did become philosophers because we are highly modified sarcopterygians. So it depends on if you mean fish in the common sense or the phylogenetic and technical sense.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That level of moron.
          THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT YOU BELIEVE YOU DUMB Black person!!!

          >least unhinged cmoron
          captcha contains TND, it's officially over for (You)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That level of moron.
        THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT YOU BELIEVE YOU DUMB Black person!!!

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This exposure of the order of nature compounded with the mathematical impossibility of abiogenesis pretty much proves creationism as a whole.
    Seriously though, do you gays have response to OP besides screeching ESL?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP has to actually make an argument first, how are you even supposed to formulate some response when OPs argument is some shitty meme that doesn't elaborate on anything

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think even a 5yo could tell that the pic in question is trying to say that a deer would be able to defend or even predate against a lion given the implications of evolution.
        This is just a lame excuse due to the lack of an actual counter argument.
        Stop tip toeing around the issue and deal with it already.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean yeah it would have some defense due to said antlers, but then it just makes op look like an even bigger moron since lions also prey on animals with antlers or shit similiar to it such as horns, water buffalo are a thing in Africa, it just makes his "argument" look even more moronic

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That.. doesn't answer the question.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't even say a question. I didn't see a single question mark in any of the statements you said.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how evolution works. How would a deer evolve to defend against and predate upon lions, when the deers that do try to fight the lions, if any such deer exist, die to the lions for obvious reasons, leaving the most cowardly deers to breed.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How would a deer evolve to defend against and predate upon lions
            Evolution.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why should evolution care? It doesn't care about the deer as an individual, only the species as a whole. There are more deer than lions right now, so what is evolution doing wrong?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The individual makes the species.
            Basically the argument is that a prey would remain a prey and a predator would remain a predator no matter how much time is given, which isn't evolutionary.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think that's true. Something like a deer is too specialized in it's category as prey, e.g. it's teeth only suitable for being a herbivore. It would die out sooner than it could adapt and become a predator. That's not true of some small omnivore mammal though, which could go either way depending on its circumstances.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, that's because there is a hierarchical structure, order in nature.
            Again, given the kind of evolution which propels fish to philosophers, what's stopping a zebra from mauling a lion given time and evolution, which it already supposedly had? Shouldn't evolution help the prey do that given evolution?
            We are questioning YOUR worldview here, the evolutionist, mine is perfectly fine.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >deer would be able to defend
          They do; it's called being in group and running away

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You could put the argument in many different way.
            Take the Zebra and Cheetah.
            Shouldn't the Zebra be faster due to evolutionary purposes?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            *ways

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not necessarely; evolution is not a conscious process

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not necessarely
            The reason for the very existence of evolution is its necessity (for survival), so if it isn't necessary, then it means it doesn't exist.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so if it isn't necessary,
            The survival of a species isn't necessary
            You should go to

            [...]

            or >>>Oyish though

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Shouldn't the Zebra be faster due to evolutionary purposes?
            cheetahs are good sprinters but they can't turn or run for long distances, their prey are better than them at both of those things

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >prey animals have no defense mechanisms or instincts
          yep i was right. OP is a shitskin

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Stop tip toeing around the issue and deal with it already.
          When there are resources in nature that aren't being made use of by any creature, something will eventually adapt to fill that spot. This is called an ecological niche. In the most general sense, there are four large groups of ecological niches - the producers, herbivores (primary consumers), predators (secondary consumers) and decomposers. Deer are doing a great job in the primary consumer niche as evidenced by their large numbers worldwide and you are just seething that this niche isn't unoccupied.
          Central point debunked.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lions don't hunt deer you dense mongoloid

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But then again, the level of moronation it takes to be unable to extract even that should automatically disqualify you from the argument.
        I guess it's evolutionary in a way.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If evolution which is the biological mechanism of a species exists because of its necessity for survival, then there should be no preys or order to nature.
    If preys exists, if there is an order to nature, then evolution isn't necessary meaning it doesn't exist, because it only existed because of its necessity.
    Here's the short rundown.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If evolution which is the biological mechanism of a species exists because of its necessity for survival, then there should be no preys or order to nature.
      What the frick are you trying to say?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he is trying to say evolution fake because some animals don't prey on each other, in other words he is admitting he has no idea what he is talking about

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Judging from his grammar we're dealing with one of those evangelical Koreans

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If evolution which is the biological mechanism of a species exists because of its necessity for survival
      It does not, it exists because reproducing groups where individuals get randomly tweaked every generation will automatically iterate towards shit that allows better propagation and resource use under the constraints that they're subjected to.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >christcuck mistakes evolution for another form of intelligent design.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Feign moronation.
    You gays didn't have to, it was already obvious.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    man, I remember when these threads were fun, what happened? it can't possibly be the streetshitter invasion, can it?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the grammatically correct version.
    >If evolution which is the biological mechanism of a species for survival exists because it's necessary, then there should be no preys or order in nature.
    >If preys exists, if there is an order in nature, then evolution isn't necessary meaning it doesn't exist, because it only existed because of its necessity.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if something isn't necessary it doesn't exist
      What?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your moronation is persistent.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    From fish to philosophers? What's stopping a zebra from mauling a lion given evolution and time which it already supposedly had?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [chorus]
    i'm a big dog big bear n*gga i'm a lion
    i'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
    oh my oh my i have found you n*gga
    don't you run from me lil' n*gga
    you are not fast enough
    you are not brave enough
    you are out of luck
    now it's time for you to die very rough

    [verse]
    you have been warned
    there is nowhere to run
    you will pay the price
    i will take your life
    there's no running back
    now your loved ones are so sad
    you had a choice, but you failed

    [chorus]
    i'm a big dog, big bear, n*gga, i'm a lion
    i'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
    oh my, oh my, i have found you, n*gga
    don't you run from me, lil' n*gga
    you are not fast enough
    you are not brave enough
    you are out of luck
    now it's time for you to die very rough

    [outro]
    (ayy man, where the f*ck is mario judah?)

    Alternate titles:
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    big dog big bear lyrics
    dont you run from me little n song
    ima big dog big bear song

    Popular lines:
    i'm a big dog big bear n*gga i'm a lion
    i'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
    oh my oh my i have found you n*gga
    don't you run from me lil' n*gga

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dirleganger approved

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk thinking evolution is some sort of rpg skill tree that constantly upgrades the animal will never not be funny.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predator–prey_reversal

    Your intuition w/r/t what “must” evolve or “should have” evolved is worthless because you’re moronic.

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