Question for Christians

If you seemingly died and woke up in hell as a succubus getting your bussy plowed should you kys to escape or not kys because that goes against Christian values?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typical atheistic mentality. Conceiving and living in your delusional escapism fantasies rather than facing reality.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The posted escapism fantasy comes from Christian lore not atheist.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blow your brains out.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if I pray hard enough sky daddy will come save me from the israelites and their Black person pets trust the plan

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You would have a nice day. Only to reincarnate. Hell. As in Biblical level Hell. Is forever. You know that old saying? "If you're going through Hell keep going?" That's a fricking FARSE. It's built to make you run on the Devil's treadmill forever until you drop. Just for you to revive, and do it again, and again, and again. Like torture, but forever. FOREVER.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, suppose it is eternal. If God is omnipotent (and not sleeping lmao) that means he wants you there. Does God create some humans just because he wants them to be demon frickdolls for eternity? Even assuming best case scenario like God gives you complete control over your own afterlife, some homosexual would design a fantasy world with werewolves and witches and get turned into a dog. Did God want that? It's basically inevitable for some people. Like Emerson posited, it seems like eternal decay towards simplicity until you become a penis being pleasured forever or trapped in some kind of torture. Of course I could be wrong and God might have some reset mechanism in place but that's not part of Christian doctrine. In fact Christian doctrine says the afterlife is mostly your responsibility based on your beliefs and sins. God has very little to do with it. And look at our world for evidence I'm right. God lets many people become trannies.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Does God create some humans just because he wants them to be demon frickdolls for eternity?
        He does it because he loves them OKAY??

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe he doesn't love them until they're succubus furries. Everywhere religion touches whether abrahamic or pagan becomes infested with monster transformation stories. It's become my fetish since even before puberty probably because of the white Little Mermaid movie. In the next life I'll probably be a werewolf or Borg because of my fantasies. Everyone else I know wants to become a cat because they're cute and don't have to work. Catgirl furry borg succubi. God's unending will for mankind. That's why trannies kill themselves. They have reached perfection and are ready to ascend.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. He creates them so they may choose. It's a sandbox, with a test of your faith and good will.
        >Even assuming best case scenario like God gives you complete control over your own afterlife, some homosexual would design a fantasy world with werewolves and witches and get turned into a dog. Did God want that?
        Yes. That's if you pass the test. However tell me anon. Would said homosexual in question make his world a world of suffering, just to inflict what he already suffered on earth? Either way he ends up pleasing God. He either copies him, or becomes a better person and makes a paradise. As for this world. Why do you think so much stupid happens? People would rather believe comfortable lies than face horrible truths, but lies always fall apart in the end, and truth remains standing.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do you think so much stupid happens? People would rather believe comfortable lies than face horrible truths, but lies always fall apart in the end, and truth remains standing.
          No, Anon. This world is the way it is because I created Satan. He was despised in my original intention for this world but when I died and came here he was elated I brought knowledge of America with me to this world. He recreated my past to escape his present. My plans for this place, Valhalla tier battles and epic wars against monster apocalypses, all undone by Satan, and he's not even the Satan, just the Satan I imagined. Original Satan isn't here. Your world is Norse Paganism where Loki (Satan) wins. It was intended to be Ultron's world or Odin's Valhalla, more akin to a magical children's story than a circus ruled by a jester. But we all underestimated the jester and that's why he won. He is the joke and the joke prevailed. Enjoy trannies instead of epic stuff that could've happened.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a comforting lie.
            Shame it's going to fall apart.
            Truth is. This was always a war.
            Wasn't it. It's not over until the last breath.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            A war for what? A simple Nightmare already won your world. This place is more of a Pixar movie than ww3.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            A war for survival. Everyone is still counting down. Every body is still at war with disease and crime and petty bed bugs, ageing and beyond. It's always been a war. Every breath still brings us closer to the end. Every game makes us tireder. The war for me was simple. Me against time. I could "see" the people around me like candles losing wax. What was taken from me was as valuable as wonder. Disenchanted worlds full of disenchanted people, I guess one of the reasons I am still awake... is because I was already switched off, so when the disenchantment came for me. I was free. The war? A war against death. The victory? Eternality.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, taking people away sounds exactly like Mask Satan. In Mark Twain's book Mask Satan simply exposes the main character's existence as a logical impossibility to destroy him and the book ends right there.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic enough there are probably a frickton of afterlife realms ruled by redskinned succubi demon people just because Christianity memed that's the most degenerate form of life.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot mama hot sexy

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ascend my thread like the troons.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reascend

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Atheist OP's thinly veiled fetish disguised as a nonsensical question.
    Speak less, listen more, then speak properly once you've listened enough.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. It is very explicitly and blatantly a fetish thread.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate succubi.

  7. 6 months ago
    Mudsk1n

    Suicide wouldn't even be a possibility regarding this moronic question.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like heaven tbh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it. A lot of priests are men who had sex and found out it wasn't nearly as fun as advertised so they went into celibacy. It's just a combination of male instincts and fears and will be orgy fun until you have to grow crops and take care of house like normal. Life everlasting and whatnot.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Btw, my Lucifer wasn't even as powerful as Satan or Loki either. He simply gained power from fear making him akin to an English Nightmare. Fear alone disenchanted your world. Unless... well do we dare talk about M?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fear is a great bludgeon. A tool of tyrants and bullies. However it is based on the lie. The victim feels the sting of the sword before the sword even happens. That is projection. It's just a mire. An illusion.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well trickery is Loki's whole deal. I think Satan is rather unproductive as an archetype because a bureaucratic king of hell doesn't really fit his real nature as a sleazy car salesman. He's just a mask, a creature of deceit like fear itself.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mask Satan is a lesson against complexity. Complexity requires a plan and fear and confusion and trickery end plans.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have a very bizarre PoV of what hell would be like.
    A lot of themes from many cultures have blended together in how much of humanity interprets hell.
    People basically see it as something like a mix between elements of the Greek and Egyptian underworld, along with the lake of fire spoken of in Revelation in the NT.
    But hell is best described in the book of Enoch.
    It's like a limbo realm where all non believers end up, where they are basically without hope, without happiness, and there is much difficulty, strife, and basically nothing positive where they stay until the Day of Judgement everyone is going to face.
    Then those unbelievers will go into the lake of fire, which is where they will burn forever and ever.
    So, the hypothetical you present doesn't really apply.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a christian but
    >gay ass hypotheticals
    Politics?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      With the high suicide rates in clownworld it's very political.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    One last thing. I invented a race called the Space Gorillas. They developed the perfect culture. I never laid out specifics of their culture but Bigfoot is pretty elusive and clever for a simple ape. If we find the Bigfeet we may find the solution to clownworld.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sasquatch lore is quite the rabbit hole to go down. Bigfoot is sort of like an anomaly among his species, and seems to be like one of them that rejected their ways, maybe became exiled at some point.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd kill myself again until I came back as a man and frick all of the succubi.

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