>Protestants acting like the Bible is a magical book that fell out of heaven

>Protestants acting like the Bible is a magical book that fell out of heaven
>Not realizing that historical Christian sects have different biblical cannons e.g. Ethiopians, Greek Orthodox, Coptics, Latins etc

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Qur'an is the Last Testament

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Book of Mormon m8

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that is only a translation of golden plates

        see when golden plates written

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No Muslim would want to say the Qur'an was "written" 1500 years ago.
          The Qur'an is uncreated and co-eternal with God, not something that came into being.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The Qur'an is uncreated and co-eternal with God, not something that came into being.
            This literally is the christian version of how the persons of the trinity function regard in relation to one another.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally what Christians believe, but replace "Quran" with "Jesus."

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really.
            >Jesus of Nazareth = The physical being of Christ
            >Christ = Logos
            >Logos = Word of God
            >Word of God = Eternal
            The Qu'ran is literally just a revision of the Torah and some of the New Testament coupled with some more laws regarding morality (or if we're being honest, mandated immorality). It's a very physical thing, something that has been refined and revised through decades and decades of changing governance, with all other variants and manuscripts being repressed. It's simply impossible for it to be uncreated and co-eternal with God as per

            No Muslim would want to say the Qur'an was "written" 1500 years ago.
            The Qur'an is uncreated and co-eternal with God, not something that came into being.

            , we have proof of that. The unchanging word of God (Logos) is not something that requires such revisions and suppressions.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Crazy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ATEN incarnated as YHWH Allah the LORD God and His younger cousin Son of man Adam
        who reincarnated as Arjuna the Creator and His younger cousin Son of man Krishna
        who reincarnated as Maidhyoimanha the Priest and His younger cousin Son of man Zoroaster
        who reincarnated as Musa the Teacher and His younger cousin Son of man Yusha
        who reincarnated as Lao-tzu the Master and His younger cousin Son of man Confucius
        who reincarnated as Gautama the Buddha and His younger cousin Son of man Siddhartha
        who reincarnated as Daniyal the Prophet and His younger cousin Son of man Zu al-Kifl
        who reincarnated as Yahya the Baptist and His younger cousin Son of man Isa
        who reincarnated as Mormon the Abridger and His younger cousin Son of man Moroni
        who reincarnated as Muhammad the Apostle and His younger cousin Son of man Ali

        that is only a translation of golden plates

        see when golden plates written

        Interesting enough, The Last Testament is the Qur'an.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah m8 it'll be my continuation of this

        haven't written it yet sorry

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shitty thread makes the board worse
    Frick off to /misc/

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is the religion of the printing press where everyone who can read can come to their own independent conclusions about a text that was distributed to them without questioning what it is that getting distributed to them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's a cult of reading.
      Basically a bunch of illiterate peasants became over excited with the prospect of reading and interpreting literature

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Highly selective reading.

        Basically Protestantism is a “faith” of cherry-picking from an arbitrarily selected version of Scriptures.

        In this it’s Islam for Honkies…every mouthbreather gets to be their own Pope and their own Torquemada on their own “authority”.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah? Really?

      So then why did the Prods excise 7 books from the Bible?

      Short Answer: Because they didn’t support Luther’s narrative against Purgatory, and he got called on it in debate, so like a little b***h he consciously decided to ignore them.

      “Sola Scriptura” indeed!

      Fricking heretics…winter is coming. Cold is God’s way of telling us to burn more Protestants.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even Jerome cut out those books you pseud

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Read and learn, you vile heretic Black person.

          https://www.catholic.com/magazine/print-edition/how-to-defend-the-deuterocanonicals

          As pissy a b***h as he was, even Martin Luther admitted that the Word of God rested within Rome, otherwise Luther and his heretics would have known nothing at all of it.

          Include it all and read it all and abide by it all or KYS and go lick your master Satan’s ass for eternity.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >catholic.com
            Real unbiased source there bro do you want to read Pastor Jim's blog about how the Pope is the Antichrist?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Muslim would want to say the Jesus was "written" 1500 years ago. The Jesus is uncreated and co-eternal with God, not something that came into being.

  5. 5 months ago
    Dirk

    >cannons
    The more hostile a post is to protestantism the higher likelihood basic errors come out

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    all those have extra books OP, not fewer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Extra
      How do you know the baseline?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Presumably the baseline would be taken from the largest denomination, so I guess the Catholics. Protestants are missing a book or two.

        • 5 months ago
          Dirk
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            So missing 7 books and change, compared to the Catholic canon.

          • 5 months ago
            Dirk

            ??

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You do realize the official Vulgate of the Roman Church from 1592-1979 included 1 (3) Esdras and 2 (4) Esdras and the Prayer of Manasseh in its appendix, right? You can even see this in older editions of the Douay-Rheims.

          • 5 months ago
            Dirk

            No I didn't know that. Were they called apocrypha?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, they were placed there by Pope Clement VIII. When Pope John Paul II promulgated the Nova Vulgata this appendix was removed.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Hebrew canon

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    “For this Law I give you today is not too hard for you, or too far from you. 12 It is not in heaven. You do not need to say, ‘Who will go up to heaven for us and bring it down to make us hear it, so we may obey it?’ 13 It is not farther than the sea. You do not need to say, ‘Who will cross the sea for us and bring it to us to make us hear it, so we may obey it?’ 14 But the Word is very near you, in your mouth and in your heart, so that you may obey it.

    15 “See, I have put in front of you today life and what is good, and death and what is bad. 16 I tell you today to love YHWH your God. Walk in His ways. Keep all His Laws and all that He has decided. Then you will live and become many. And YHWH your God will bring good to you in the land you are going in to take. 17 But if your heart turns away and you will not obey, but leave to worship other gods and serve them, 18 I tell you today that you will die for sure. You will not live long in that land across the Jordan which you are about to take for your own. 19 I call heaven and earth to speak against you today. I have put in front of you life and death, the good and the curse. So choose life so you and your children after you may live. 20 Love YHWH your God and obey His voice. Hold on to Him. For He is your life, and by Him your days will be long. You will be allowed to live in the land YHWH promised to give to your fathers, Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.”

  8. 5 months ago
    Ο Σολιταίρ

    the deuterocanon is junk, except Maccabees I guess because it's the most truthful of all of them, written as a historical account.
    The errors and lack of inspiration are readily apparent.
    If you absolutely ached for a "Christian" deuterocanon then there are some choice works in from the Apostolic era such as 1 Clement, Ignatius' Epistles, the Martyrdom of Polycarp, and The Disciple.
    Still doesn't count as inspired scripture; though I find Clement to the Corinthians to be nearly flawless. If it weren't for his phoenix-analogy it may have been scripture. Nonetheless it's an important witness to sola fide and church organization./

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also not realizing the earliest texts date from the 4th century and are different from each other and have been altered over the centuries.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a fake Dirk? No way he‘s this moronic.

    • 5 months ago
      Dirk

      What am I missing
      Where is this number 7 coming from

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You overestimate Dirk. He's pretty dumb.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just became Catholic yesterday and this is deep.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've given up on the scots as a race entirely. Appalachia ruined me.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bible is one of the most over-hyped books at all time. Hardly any of it was written when tradition says it was or by who tradition says wrote it. Yet its impossible to argue this with true believers because they consider these traditions the default and unless you can provide them with photographs disproving them the tradition must be right.

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