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> This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the book, chapter and verse

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ezekiel 23:20
    There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thsi makes atheists rage with delight!
      ‘I’ve got them now, silly theists’

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's even better in context, because the "she" is Israel, this line is from a long, chudjak rant about Israeli foreign policy
      I'm thankful to all those who spread this one, as otherwise I'd never have read Ezekiel, which is delightful. I wouldn't have truly learned that God loves His chuds (me).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    John 2:5
    His mother saith to the waiters: Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      could you imagine the uproar this scene would cause in 2023?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was asking for it

        Based. Proverbs 26:11

        Probably part of the reason I can’t fricking leave this shithole. Halp

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Proverbs 26:11

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 kings 2:24
    When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two of the boys.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 Timothy 4:7
    I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better to live on the roof than in a house with a nagging wife.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    picture made by someone who never read the bible
    Matthew 5:39
    >resist not evil

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But I tell you, do not resist an evil person.
      WTF CHRISTIANS

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        picture made by someone who never read the bible
        Matthew 5:39
        >resist not evil

        What is here commanded is a Christian patience under injuries and affronts, and to be willing even to suffer still more, rather than to indulge the desire of revenge, but what is further added does not strictly oblige according to the letter, for neither did Christ nor St. Paul turn the other cheek. [St. John 18., and Acts 23]

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >neither did Christ nor St. Paul turn the other cheek.
          so they did not practice what they preached?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And the Lord blessed the latter end of Job more than his beginning. And he had fourteen thousand sheep, and six thousand camels, and a thousand yoke of oxen, and a thousand she asses. 13 And he had seven sons, and three daughters. 14 And he called the names of one Dies, and the name of the second Cassia, and the name of the third Cornustibil. 15 And there were not found in all the earth women so beautiful as the daughters of Job: and their father gave them inheritance among their brethren.

    16 And Job lived after these things, a hundred and forty years, and he saw his children, and his children's children, unto the fourth generation, and he died an old man, and full of days.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Proverbs 21:19
    Better to dwell in the wilderness
    Than with a contentious and angry woman

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Romans 3:1
    What advantage, then, is there in being a israelite, or what value is there in circumcision? Much in every way! First of all, the israelites have been entrusted with the very words of God.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahem...
      Romans 3:9-18 What then? are we better than they? No, in no wise: for we have before proved both israelites and Gentiles, that they are all under sin; 10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: 11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God. 12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one. 13 Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips: 14 Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness: 15 Their feet are swift to shed blood: 16 Destruction and misery are in their ways: 17 And the way of peace have they not known: 18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Romans 3:3-4
        What if some were unfaithful? Will their unfaithfulness nullify God’s faithfulness? Not at all! Let God be true, and every human being a liar.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's clear enough. Only people who haven't read the Bible believe in free will.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yahweh worshipers believe whatever pastor says, truth be damned

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The End.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When the Lord first spoke through Hose′a, the Lord said to Hose′a, “Go, take to yourself a wife of harlotry and have children of harlotry, for the land commits great harlotry by forsaking the Lord.”

    ...

    >She conceived again and bore a daughter. And the Lord said to him, “Call her name Not pitied, for I will no more have pity on the house of Israel, to forgive them at all. But I will have pity on the house of Judah, and I will deliver them by the Lord their God; I will not deliver them by bow, nor by sword, nor by war, nor by horses, nor by horsemen.”

    >When she had weaned Not pitied, she conceived and bore a son. And the Lord said, “Call his name Not my people, for you are not my people and I am not your God.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And the Lord said, “Call his name Not my people, for you are not my people and I am not your God.
      This is one of my favorite parts of the entire bible.

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