Just finished the bible now what

Just finished the bible now what

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enact the OldTestament

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, grab a snack?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now you wait to die and see if it was true.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start on Part 3 The Koran.
    Just find an English translation, even though it technically doesn't count and you will still go to hell for not knowing Arabic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go to hell for not knowing arabic and reading koran

      t-thats not true right? God would never bros

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulda started with the Greeks

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Continue with the Talmud.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Westminster Confession of Faith and Catechisms.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This unironically.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This unironically.

      Followed by Calvin's Institutes of the Christian Religion.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Followed by Calvin's Institutes of the Christian Religion.

      This is the right way, but also read Jonathan Edwards because he's smart.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read it again.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the Word of God didn't burst a dam, it's already over for you. You would have been better off had you not read anything.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      now you confess with your mouth:
      >Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior.
      and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead.

      this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the Word of God didn't burst a dam, it's already over for you. You would have been better off had you not read anything.

        I was a christian before reading the Bible. I still believe in god, but I definitely wouldn't call myself a christian anymore. I do think the Bible is a great library of interesting ancient literature mind you, but the christian god seems very small and human. That's not the creator of the universe that is described in the old Testament, that's a local deity that was uniquely interested in the tribe of Israel. A local deity, possibly Baal or Moloch, that says of itself "I am a vengeful and jealous god". The one true god isn't vengeful and jealous, those are human emotions. God also doesn't pick favorites and doesn't make up random rules about what sort of bread dough you need to prepare on what holiday and how you need to mutilate your penis.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The one true god isn't vengeful and jealous, those are human emotions.
          In Christian theology this is called anthropopathy. It is the attribution of human characteristics to God in order to communicate a spiritual truth to the finite human understanding. Christians do not believe God is literally jealous, etc.
          >God also doesn't pick favorites
          According to what? Your opinion? There is no reason that God could not choose a specific people to use to prepare the way for his incarnation. It's fundamentally no different than choosing a specific woman to be his mother.
          >and doesn't make up random rules about what sort of bread dough you need to prepare on what holiday and how you need to mutilate your penis.
          You should study what the purpose of these rules are, in setting a specific people apart from the rest of the world to himself.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    now kys yourself to check if all that was true

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you liked it, then read Augustine's Confessions and City of God.

    If not, read Apollodorus' Bibliotheca

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    time to read divina commedia good luck have fun :3

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only book in the Bible worth reading is the Book of Ecclesiastes, and it’s not in the Bible but the book of Enoch because it’s cool.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Upvoted dear reddit gentlesir 🙂

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    now you GOT TO LIVE IT

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    drop into any church during service and see where you sinned

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now you read Imitation of Christ.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now you become a priest and diddle children

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to secular atheism i guess. Try your luck with other religions so you can shed slave morality or fall for their tricks

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imitation of Christ

    Christianity must be lived. Belief is in action, not thoughts. You must live it. And then you simply enjoy life.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      theology vs doxology

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meaning?

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read the sequel

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chop wood, fetch water, just touch grass

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Read the Koran.

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