Islam is hilarious

>Have to wake up early and go to bed late
>Not allowed to yawn
LMAO

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every act of worship done by the Son of Adam is for him, except fasting which is done for My sake

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a ridiculous statement. Qudsi hadiths are such garbage.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was Muhammad just one of those people who would sleep on only 6 hours a day?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was known theough his wives that Muhammad spent much of the night in prayer to God. The godless would not understand

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was that before or after he porked a nine-year-old girl?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wasting hours talking to himself instead of resting his brain
        Religion is a mental ilness

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He does strike me that way, sounds like my uncle kek.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    everytime

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must be +18 to post here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >something bad happens in the Muslim world where Muslims specifically target non Muslims for death and horror
      >Islamic Jihad's spokesman Imam Muhammad Muhammed Ibn Al-Muhammud issues a statement "We carried out the operation in the name of Islam. May the warriors of Islam smite the heathens. Allah is great"
      >Useful idiot dhimmis "Yeah but what has this got to do wit Islam?"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a bunch of settlers from New York and London steal homes and farms at gunpoint
        >they force locals into ghettos and starve them
        >the locals try to break free and maybe retake their (internationally recognised) property
        >(...)
        >this is... le bad... and uhhh... Islam is le bad...

        Shlomo, please

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le starving ghetto that has malls, supermarkets and restaurants that you can see and read the reviews for on Google maps

          Ahmed, please.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kill and behead babies
      >oh it was the social political climate not islamists that did this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >kill and behead babies
        Oh vey, remember six gorillion baby heads, shabbos goy!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Proofs babies were beheaded?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Proof that they weren’t?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm sad anons didn't get the joke

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Islam strikes me as one of the most “no fun allowed” religions ever. How it has such an insanely large following is beyond me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically an attempt to put a leash on low IQ, low impulse control shitskins.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then Islam must've increased the IQ and decreased the impulsivity of it's followers over time to some extent. simply because those who didn't or couldn't abide were expelled or not bred with as often.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death penalty or social death await for apostates.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Historically, you could be legally beheaded for leaving the religion. Still active in many muslim countries, and even in ones where it's not legal, it still happens, or at the very least, you get shunned and cut off from your community. Historically, and again, still currently in some places, you also face violence and/or 2nd class citizenship for being non-muslim in a muslim-majority area. It all started as a cult of bandit-rapists led by a schizo, and for that, it's impressive how far and wide the mind virus has bloomed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no fun allowed
      You're allowed to frick kids but no drugs or alcohol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are the "fun things" that are prohibited?
      Isn't it just alcohol, premarital sex and drugs because they cause societies to fall?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's tons of forbidden stuff with regards to music, dancing, painting and so on.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          But all of these are caveated w.r.t. idolatry and setting a boundary between unmarried people.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How it has such an insanely large following is beyond me
      because you had to pay a tax to not be muslim
      most people in muslim countries regularly break all of the "no fun" rules anyways; hence why fundamentalists spez out so fricking hard constantly
      look at how fervently saudi arabia tries to export their wahhabism for example

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point of religion is to reject all fun in life. And that's a good thing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Life is not about pleasure. It's about the higher reality of spirit and good conduct worthy of praise.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You get pleasure out of wiping your ass an even number of times?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rules that you may not find good I might find good, because they were revealed by the prophet. (Peace be upon him)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The creator of the universe doesn't care if you wipe your bum an even number times, I don't but it. An autistic schizo clearly came up with this.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            *buy it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This completely negates the point of being thankful to God for what he's created. You don't see the contradiction because you're a dysgenic inbred incapable of independent thinking.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How can you be focused on creation knowing that God is infinitely above it? How can you not seek only the Absolute instead of the finite and fleeting?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're focused on creation right now by posting this and not praying.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're right. My whole existence is a sin.

            If god is infinitely above it all then why does he get upset if you don't sit down like a lady to pee?

            It's not about making God upset or not. He doesn't care. It is about saving yourself. The point of following those very strict rules (I believe that most muslims recognise that they are a bit ridiculous sometimes) is always remembering God, which is the whole point of Islam.

            Research the word thankful in the Quran and come back to talk to me. What does it mean? Thankful for not enjoying the world he created? Is this your "thankfulness"?

            >Know that this worldly life is no more than play, amusement, luxury, mutual boasting, and competition in wealth and children. This is like rain that causes plants to grow, to the delight of the planters. But later the plants dry up and you see them wither, then they are reduced to chaff. And in the Hereafter there will be either severe punishment or forgiveness and pleasure of Allah, whereas the life of this world is no more than the delusion of enjoyment. (57:20)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow great you took one verse against many others indicating the opposite. Your religion is monkish christianity and has nothing to do with the original spirit of islam. Notice how the verse nowhere actually condemns enjoying this world, look again.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It still cleary affirms that this world is futile. I don't deny that they are verses which praise this world, but it's at a different point of view i.e. without attachements. Muhammad said that the muslism should behave like a traveler in this world (Bukhari: 6416). I think you reduce Islam to a worldy religion, which would be only political and much less spiritual. Both aspects belong to it.

            And it's mistranslated, it's not "delusion of enjoyment" but "enjoyment of delusion" look the arabic.

            "Enjoyment of delusion" emphasises more on the meaning I was alluding to.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't deny that they are verses which praise this world
            No, there are no verses "praising" this world, why must everything be black and white? This world was created for humans' enjoyment, even though it is shitty, because that's the best we deserve right now. It's simple yet you make it complicated. Monkish christians buckbroke your religion by pointing out your lack of spirirutality/moral philosophy so your sufis imitated them and now "not enjoying this world" is used to excuse all kinds of wrongdoing. But I know I'm talking to a wall.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This world was created for humans' enjoyment
            This is just hedonism. You are destroying the concept of spirituality and ignoring what I've previously cited. Sufism wasn't an imitation of christians, the porphet's grandson is considered the first sufi.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally what is the point of spirituality if doesn't make your life better and hence more enjoyable?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            To get closer to God?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And whats the point of that?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the ONLY point. Nothing compares to the Absolute!

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whats the point of it though, why do you want to be closer to god?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's the ultimate goal. It encompasses everything, all other desires are annihilated in front of it because they are finite.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >becoming closer to god for the sake of becoming closer to god even though you get literally nothing out of it
            truly the peak of islamic wisdom

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            ???
            Is this bait? God encompasses everything! How can you say that you get nothing out of it?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because you can't seem to state a reason for why anyone should care about being closer to god, just that they should for essentially no reason other than circularly declaring that they should.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >God encompasses everything
            Why do you not care about the innumerable proofs and clear indications He left that islam as it is can't possibly be the true religion?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Truth is a lie by shaytan do not bwlieve in logic allah ahtes logic

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like what? Why do you write this useless bait post instead of expanding on what you mean.

            Because you can't seem to state a reason for why anyone should care about being closer to god, just that they should for essentially no reason other than circularly declaring that they should.

            You are the most stubborn individual I've ever met. Nothing comes close to God, thus no goal is comparable to getting close to Him.

            >infinite absolute god
            >seethes if i eat with my left hand

            Already answered in

            You're right. My whole existence is a sin.
            [...]
            It's not about making God upset or not. He doesn't care. It is about saving yourself. The point of following those very strict rules (I believe that most muslims recognise that they are a bit ridiculous sometimes) is always remembering God, which is the whole point of Islam.
            [...]
            >Know that this worldly life is no more than play, amusement, luxury, mutual boasting, and competition in wealth and children. This is like rain that causes plants to grow, to the delight of the planters. But later the plants dry up and you see them wither, then they are reduced to chaff. And in the Hereafter there will be either severe punishment or forgiveness and pleasure of Allah, whereas the life of this world is no more than the delusion of enjoyment. (57:20)

            . You are just reapeating the same "argument".

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude I could write a list but it wouldn't fit a single post. Just consider your blatant lack of critical thinking, you only follow what your scholars say even if it blatantly contradicts the Quran, you don't practice the Eucharist even though it is mentioned in the Quran, you hate the Bible even though the Quran asserts its preservation, you destroy nations and cultures and you believe in total equality among peoples but that's not what the Bible or reality teaches, you believe in ridiculous sahih hadiths and qudsi hadiths that even a child would find questionable, your problems are always the fault of other communities and never your own, you accuse christians of being weak yet you can barely endure your religion being questioned and debated, your entire history is one of agressing countries and turning them into shitholes, while european countries brought many objective benefits or the countries they colonized, do you want me to continue?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you only follow what your scholars say even if it blatantly contradicts the Quran
            I cited a very clear Quran verse on the matter.
            > you don't practice the Eucharist even though it is mentioned in the Quran
            Do you mean the table in Surah 5? The islamic tradition, since Muhammad, never praticed it. It is only mentionned as belonging to the followers of Jesus.
            >you hate the Bible even though the Quran asserts its preservation
            I don't albeit
            >you hate the Bible even though the Quran asserts its preservation
            I apologise for all the nations I've destroyed by posting in this thread.
            >you believe in total equality among peoples but that's not what the Bible or reality teaches
            Where did I ever mention that? I don't.
            >you believe in total equality among peoples but that's not what the Bible or reality teaches
            The hadith I mentionned is not strange. It fits the image of a prophet.
            >you accuse christians of being weak yet you can barely endure your religion being questioned and debated
            I just debated you but I can't endure it.
            >your entire history is one of agressing countries and turning them into shitholes, while european countries brought many objective benefits or the countries they colonized
            This has to be ironic. No, the heckin' modernity is not a benefit, it is the strongest poison humanity has ever tasted.

            You sound very angry at a general picture of muslim. I'm not even one.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then what's your religion you fricking idiot? You gave exactly zero indication of not being a muslim.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You are the most stubborn individual I've ever met.
            No your philosophy is just shit, it's probably why Muslims are so violent and and love suicide bombing because they desperately seek death to escape their miserable life as a Muslim

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No your philosophy is just shit
            You can't even understand that the finite is contained in the infinite and you still think you can call out others on their philosophy.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being infinite doesn't give it worth

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I give up.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            As you should as your philosophy is trash

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If a schoolteacher cannot teach a kid the alphabet, whose fault is it?

            Then what's your religion you fricking idiot? You gave exactly zero indication of not being a muslim.

            You sound very angry. Why does it matter what I personally believe? Can't you simply consider a position without thinking obsessively about who may hold it?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because then you're arguing in bad faith if you're not even of that religion.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why does it matter? The position I talked about still stands. In fact, if what I said was made invalid because of what I am, you would have realised it previously, yet you say I left zero indication of not speaking about what I believe.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If a schoolteacher cannot teach a kid the alphabet, whose fault is it?
            The teacher's

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Like what?
            The Earth being flat, the moon being the size of a human foot and a short donkey ride in the sky, camel urine curing heart problems, the cleanliness of wiping one's ass with the hand.

            Also, if Allah doesn't care then why do we have to do dumb shit like genital mutilation, wearing the same gay pedo beard as Muhammad, and pray towards Mecca?

            You didn't answer his question as to why anyone should actually want to be closer to Allah as opposed to anything else.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why should I care about being close to Muhammad's fake madeup deity?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Taurat:
            1“Now if you faithfully obey the voice of the LORD your God and are careful to follow all His commandments I am giving you today, the LORD your God will set you high above all the nations of the earth. 2And all these blessings will come upon you and overtake you, if you will obey the voice of the LORD your God:
            3You will be blessed in the city
            and blessed in the country.
            4The fruit of your womb will be blessed,
            as well as the produce of your land
            and the offspring of your livestock—
            the calves of your herds
            and the lambs of your flocks.
            5Your basket and kneading bowl will be blessed.
            6You will be blessed when you come in
            and blessed when you go out.
            7The LORD will cause the enemies who rise up against you to be defeated before you. They will march out against you in one direction but flee from you in seven.
            8The LORD will decree a blessing on your barns and on everything to which you put your hand; the LORD your God will bless you in the land He is giving you. 9The LORD will establish you as His holy people, just as He has sworn to you, if you keep the commandments of the LORD your God and walk in His ways. 10Then all the peoples of the earth will see that you are called by the name of the LORD, and they will stand in awe of you.
            11The LORD will make you prosper abundantly—in the fruit of your womb, the offspring of your livestock, and the produce of your land—in the land that the LORD swore to your fathers to give you.
            12The LORD will open the heavens, His abundant storehouse, to send rain on your land in season and to bless all the work of your hands. You will lend to many nations, but borrow from none.
            13The LORD will make you the head and not the tail; you will only move upward and never downward, if you hear and carefully follow the commandments of the LORD your God, which I am giving you today. 14Do not turn aside to the right or to the left from any of the words I command you today, and do not go after other gods to serve them.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whenever religious groups like islam experience misery and hardship for very long periods of time without ever coming out on top, this passage demolishes their hope of being a true religion.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And it's mistranslated, it's not "delusion of enjoyment" but "enjoyment of delusion" look the arabic.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If god is infinitely above it all then why does he get upset if you don't sit down like a lady to pee?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Research the word thankful in the Quran and come back to talk to me. What does it mean? Thankful for not enjoying the world he created? Is this your "thankfulness"?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How can you be focused on creation knowing that God is infinitely above it?
            Sounds like creation is pointless then so why the frick did allah even bother?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >infinite absolute god
            >seethes if i eat with my left hand

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do Muslims pretend to have sophistication when their afterlife is literally the wetdream of a perverted 7th century Arab man (mahmooot), it being an eternal orgy of fricking virgins. Even shit like Valhalla is more sophisticated than that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Restricting "fun" is how you develop a great and expansive nation or empire. The tl;dr is that on a societal level, if people are freely allowed to indulge themselves in sensual pleasures (food, wealth, drugs, sex) then their drives are largely satisfied and they're content with their lives. On the other hand, if you restrict their ability to indulge in base desires, sex being by fat the most important restriction, then they will turn those desires outward.

      Historically, you can see empires expanding while sex and reproduction are strictly controlled and declining once they're not. The same case is true for religion, which is why the most aggressively expansionist religions (christianity, islam) are also the ones that put the strictest controls on the ability of their followers to indulge themselves.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Restricting "fun"
        Your point doesn't become less convincing if you don't use quotation marks. They're pointless, of course sex is fun, of course eating is fun, that's why islam promises them in paradise.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget they have a weird "heaven points" system where having a dog in your house makes you look good boy points. Also, garlic and onions scares away angels, apparently. And lizards are shapeshifters. And the Quran is full of examples of talking animals, like talking ants.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's stepping into the bathroom with your left foot, saying a prayer so devils don't get you when you're on the toilet, sitting down to pee, making sure you're not facing Mecca and wiping your ass in multiples of three.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having a dog in your house makes you look good boy points
      wtf does this sentence even mean? how do you "look good boy points"?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seething christcucks

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you look past the psychopathic shit like killing infidels and the general violent history of Islam, it actually is kind of funny. It’s probably the most autistic religion ever created. I’m genuinely convinced Mohammed suffered from autism (possibly high-functioning but that’s debatable) and/or severe OCD. The way you have to wash your hands up to your elbows, the repetitive (to a ridiculous excess) actions in their rituals, the batshit insane obsession with “ritual purity”, etc. Islam is like a grotesque octopus that wraps its slimy tentacles around ever (and I mean EVERY) aspect of your life. Islam dictates everything from how you dress down to how you wipe your ass its actually insane

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Baby killer sucking on children's penises, bombing everyone 24/7, carrying out genocide in broad daylight, LARPing as a religion that brags about doing genocide, being the only one in the UN without defined borders and ruins anyone's livelihood for calling you for what you are

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek
      You make an excellent point. Muslims truly seem like they have OCD. I have mild OCD symptoms as well but they make me appear normal in comparison

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The way you have to wash your hands up to your elbows, the repetitive (to a ridiculous excess) actions in their rituals, the batshit insane obsession with “ritual purity”, etc. Islam is like a grotesque octopus that wraps its slimy tentacles around ever (and I mean EVERY) aspect of your life. Islam dictates everything from how you dress down to how you wipe your ass its actually insane
      That's not original to Islam. That comes directly from Judaism aka Talmudism. Their religious autism and legalism makes muslims seem like chill dudes by comparison.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Quran makes a lot more sense if you imagine it being written by George Costanza.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not allowed to yawn
    what does this refer to?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yawning is frowned upon in Islam, you're also expected to say a prayer before sleep (which should be on your right side) so devils don't enter your mouth.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        apparently in islam if you yawn without covering your mouth satan pisses in your mouth

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I could accept Islam a little more if they didn't refer to converting to Islam as "Reverting." Genuinely one of the most annoying things.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not an agreed upon definition and it doesn't even have an equivalent in Arabic.

      The translation from Arabic is "to embrace". Those who use "revert" are those who do not know English or Arabic and use it sentimentally. It's convert or embrace.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this feels like a lie. I have NEVER seen conversion to islam called by muslims anything else but 'reverting'. isn't it a tenet of islam that everyone is born muslim?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >isn't it a tenet of islam that everyone is born muslim?
          The Quran and Hadith hold that everyone is born a Muslim and fluent in Classical Arabic, you just entered a state of Jahiliyyah because your parents abused you into being a pagan.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Quran doesn't actually say that, the verse used is ambiguous, and other verses indicate the opposite view.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          allah asks every soul and djinn "do you believe im the #1 god creator of the universe?" and the soul always say yes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think I could accept Islam a little more if they didn't refer to converting to Islam as "Reverting."
      If that's your only problem you have a lot of things to learn.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >What if every Muslim today was like Albanian Muslims?
    Please stop, the English can only buy so much cocaine. It's killing them!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I should have said Arabian Muslims. What about Arabian Muslims? Not migrants, no drug dealer gangs, low rape and murder rate.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Arabian Muslims
        from which Arab country?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          KSA Emirates kuweit Oman Qatar and Bahrain.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Legalist autists, illiterate shepherds, or filthy rich businessmen who are probably even worse than israelites.
            In other words, not far off from most Muslims today.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ones in Arabia

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life is hilarious. Just look at yourself.
    LMFAO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be seething like you too if my God told me to only get six hours or less sleep and then forbade me from from fricking yawning.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Muslims push the false dichotomy that if you dislike israelites or modern society then you have to like Islam? No, I don't support israelites or Muslims, thank you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christians do the same thing, it's just an abrahamic thing to force you into a false dichotomy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they're low IQ and lack critical thinking.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strawmanning, whitewashing and tu quoque are basically the only arguments they have to defend themselves.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Ecclesiastes 11:9 You who are young, be happy while you are young, and let your heart give you joy in the days of your youth. Follow the ways of your heart and whatever your eyes see, but know that for all these things God will bring you into judgment.

    2. Ecclesiastes 3:12-13 So I concluded there is nothing better than to be happy and enjoy ourselves as long as we can. And people should eat and drink and enjoy the fruits of their labor, for these are gifts from God.

    3. Ecclesiastes 2:24-25 So I decided there is nothing better than to enjoy food and drink and to find satisfaction in work. Then I realized that these pleasures are from the hand of God. For who can eat or enjoy anything apart from him?

    4. Ecclesiastes 9:9 Enjoy life with your wife, whom you love, all the days of this meaningless life that God has given you under the sun–all your meaningless days. For this is your lot in life and in your toilsome labor under the sun.

    5. Ecclesiastes 5:18 Even so, I have noticed one thing, at least, that is good. It is good for people to eat, drink, and enjoy their work under the sun during the short life God has given them, and to accept their lot in life.

    6. Ecclesiastes 8:15 So I recommend having fun, because there is nothing better for people in this world than to eat, drink, and enjoy life. That way they will experience some happiness along with all the hard work God gives them under the sun.

    7. Ecclesiastes 5:19 And it is a good thing to receive wealth from God and the good health to enjoy it. To enjoy your work and accept your lot in life–this is indeed a gift from God.

    Monkish ungrateful religions debunked

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed Muslims defending Islam while claiming to not be Muslims is their new „thing“.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they know nobody takes actual muslims seriously on an intellectual level.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. I can be intrested in religions.

      Why do Muslims pretend to have sophistication when their afterlife is literally the wetdream of a perverted 7th century Arab man (mahmooot), it being an eternal orgy of fricking virgins. Even shit like Valhalla is more sophisticated than that.

      Read surah 56 instead of Oyish posts.

      >Like what?
      The Earth being flat, the moon being the size of a human foot and a short donkey ride in the sky, camel urine curing heart problems, the cleanliness of wiping one's ass with the hand.

      Also, if Allah doesn't care then why do we have to do dumb shit like genital mutilation, wearing the same gay pedo beard as Muhammad, and pray towards Mecca?

      You didn't answer his question as to why anyone should actually want to be closer to Allah as opposed to anything else.

      You didn't cite anything. You should get closer to the Absolute because it encompasses everything and thus you get closer to all. You should follow strict religious rules because it forces you to remember God at all times.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You didn't cite anything.
        The Quran isn't good enough for Islamic belief? What a bizarre religion.

        >You should get closer to the Absolute because it encompasses everything and thus you get closer to all.
        But earlier in the thread you were getting mad at another anon who said that he wanted to get closer to things other than Allah because you should only want to get close to Allah. So, which is it? And, why should I want to get close to Allah as opposed to something else?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And, why should I want to get close to Allah as opposed to something else?
          Because the supposed worth you may find in anything is found in Allah. In fact all worth belong to him for the finite is only the infinite "plus" non-being.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Because the supposed worth you may find in anything is found in Allah.
            So then why do I need to mutilate my genitals and drink camel piss? Why can't I just do a serious religion and reach Allah that way?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Read surah 56 instead of Oyish posts.
        Wow you get to eat fruit while banging prostitutes, such a radical improvement. Wtf else would they eat, cow dung?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Genuine hylic. How can you not tell the immuability of the scene, while pure israeliteels are handed to each (ever heard of alchemy?) free from pain and frivolity? It's very sad for a man not to admire the beauty of a religion he does not pratice.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're describing the ancient equivalent of a modern prostitutehouse where they drink alcohol (wine/fruit) while banging prostitutes and tossing fat stacks of cash around (gems). These are just basic vices of gluttony, lust, greed, nothing impressive and not sophisticated as an afterlife at all.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about the garden? The river? The source? The fact that Allah's satisfaction is the most important (9:72)? Can you not see how it symbolizes life while fire is mere becoming? How can you have blinded yourself so deeply out of rage? Why? If only you chose to see the beauty of the sacred!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not mad your religion is just too goofy and your insistence that I take it seriously is just amusing

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Theologians had to invent Hell, because Heaven ist just to bland and boring to catch anyone's attention.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nooo mom 5 more minutes mom please let me sleep till noon
    Grow up homie

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sleeping correctly helps your brain to keep the knowledge you learned in the day

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