If humans were made in God's image, then does God suffer from ingrown toenails, myopia, uncomfortably large wisdom teeth, appendicits, and cancer...

If humans were made in God's image, then does God suffer from ingrown toenails, myopia, uncomfortably large wisdom teeth, appendicits, and cancer?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    free will

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did NOT freely will myself to have myopia and ingrown toenails.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you did, through your hatred of God.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then explain why Christians suffer from that shit too

          You watch screens and wear shoes, right?

          Yeah, but then again myopia is not caused by watching screens.

          homosexual marriage

          All of the stuff I mentioned existed more than a decade ago.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            they don't suffer, we find comfort in Christ.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I find one Christian with myopia or ingrown toenail, will you instantaneously admit you're wrong?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Myopia is something you can be born with schizo

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Myopia happens when your skull grows poorly, typically because of malnutrition.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can treat it with training and not relying on glasses

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think that you can fix your mishappen orbits with exercise.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            seems to me like you just don't want to try

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You watch screens and wear shoes, right?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop wearing shoes or switch to minimalist shoes and your ingrown toenails will go away

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ingrown toenails
        Don’t cut them so short every time then.
        >myopia
        Don‘t spend all your time in front of a pc, stop jerking off and wear and eye-patch (change the eye it covers every hour) to train your eyes and you would fix your myopia
        >uncomfortably large wisdom teeth
        Eat a diet appropriate for a human and you would have developed a large enough jaw in your childhood to accommodate wisdom teeth. You would also have straight teeth without braces.
        >appendicits
        Should have eaten a better diet.
        >cancer
        Almost every single religion tells you to fast. Why do you never do it?

        You actually do though, because you probably have never fasted for 3 days in your entire life and you don’t train your eyes with an eye-patch either.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No that's uh due to the fall of Adam or something.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I make a cake in the image of a car, does the cake become a car?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you put in everything a car's supposed to have, except in cake form, then yeah, it should be able to roll and move around.

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    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So it's just allegorical?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, God is literally not human.
        We look like God, but we are not Gods. We do not have the power of God. God is a different 'species'.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual marriage

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. And that's why the Earth, being god's footstool, is such a shithole.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God doesn't have a physical body that looks like ours. We are made in his image in the sense that unlike other animals we have intellect, just like God but in an infinitely smaller scale. Or at least that is vaguely what some Greek and Roman philosophers thought, which means Christians probably used that interpretation too at some point.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >God doesn't have a physical body that looks like ours. We are made in his image in the sense that unlike other animals we have intellect, just like God
      So it turns out we're not even made in God's "image" because God has no appearance.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because someone ate a magic apple 6000 years ago

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask the Mormons.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, humans suffer that stuff because we betrayed our natural diets in favor of peasant grain and shoved our feet into unnatural shoes. God wears sandals and he only drinks wine and likes grilling, so he doesn't suffer from that

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    these are literally all diseases of civilization

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    only fat fricks have ingrown toenails so it's just God's punishment for you being a fat slob

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ingrown toenails are genetic.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fondest child gaming memories is sitting in a dungeon with the boys in Everquest in 2000 with tweezers and clippers digging out blood, pus, and nail bits from my ingrown toenails.
    >Fondest child vacation memories is failing to dig out blood, pus, and nail bits from my ingrown toenails and needing to go to the hospital where they put three big needles in my toes then slices the nails in half.
    I don't even cut my big toenails anymore, those frickers can grow as far out as they want, as long as they aren't growing sideways anymore.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another "let's misinterpret theology and pretend that this somehow disproves anything"
    Humans are made in God's spiritual image, not physical. God has no physical nature.
    >BUT BUT BUT
    Do you suggest God is a burning bush, or merely took the appearance?

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