How would you personally rank each and every religion?

Including Zoroastrianism, Shamanism, Tengrism, European Paganism, Animism, etc.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    from best to worst:
    >1. my religion
    >2. religion similar to my religion
    >3. religion which I like the aesthetics of
    >...
    >55. religion associated with a country/culture/race which I dislike
    >56. another religion associated with a country/culture/race which I dislike
    this ranking is indisputably correct and cannot be argued with.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Lady Gyelanon

    >Protestants
    >Jews
    >Muslims
    >Confucians
    >Hindus
    >Daoists
    >Buddhists
    >Pagans
    >Orthodogs
    >
    >
    >Satanists
    >
    >
    >"Catholic" anti-Christ worshippers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake: israelites are ranked better than Confucians and Daoists
      Gay: Roleplaying as a woman

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    unitarian christianity=quran only islam>conservative judaism=traditional and reformed christianity>>

    [...]

    =sikhism=zorastrianism=taoism>orthodox judaism>any pagan religion>traditional islam=satanism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best religion is quran only islam
      >worst religion is "traditional islam"
      what the frick does this even mean

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quran only islam will get you killed in every muslim country

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Quranism is antithetical to islam
            It's as different to modern islam as gnostic christianity is to catholicism

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        All things considered, there aren't many objectionable things in the Quran detached from its traditional interpretations. All calls for violence have a context, and you can correct any weird thing by reinterpreting or retranslating it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was written by a man who sucked little boy penis

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          except for polygamy, women being property, 40 lashes for fricking your lover and a woman not being elligible for a testimony of course.
          Do not forget "if you steal then your limbs will be cut off because, well, some chaotic primordial entity from ancient times told us so!"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Christians through almost all of history would have agreed with all these things

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we might sound insane BUT LOOK THESE INSANE GUYS ALSO SAY INSANE THINGS!!!
            like I care, you argue like neopagans and buhhshit larpers.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            None of those things are insane you reddit tier feminist
            Women arent human

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            also
            >Christianity
            >polygamy
            Germanic pagan tribal law isnt Christianity you uneducated swine.
            Christianity literally BANs polygamy, even though I disagree with those guys.

            None of those things are insane you reddit tier feminist
            Women arent human

            >if you think humans are humans then you are a reddit-tier feminist!
            I want to hate israelites but you guys are also like this.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you steal then your limbs will be cut off
            That's how it's usually translated but the problem is that it makes no sense to translate the arabic with "cutt off". The same verb is used elsewhere in the Quran to mean cutting the skin, not severing a limb.
            https://www.quran-islam.org/articles/part_4/punishment_of_theft_(P1465).html
            The average muslim is an inbred moron and couldn't care less what the arabic text actually means, they just believe mindlessly their scholars.
            >40 lashes for fricking your lover
            Adultery is contrary to love, and it's 100 lashes. Muslims implement stoning based on a hadith that says there was a Quran verse that said the punishement was stoning but a goat ate the page. It's the kind of bullshit they unironically believe.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of them are same rank for me, long-tales and tales of ancients.
    Nothing more nothing less.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taosim
    Judaism and all other non conversion religions
    Buddhism

    All other religions are trash since conversion is annoying frick off if your religion has prostelyzation as an aspect it should be punishable by death, preaching any religion in public should be death penalty without trial

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This view of not just religion but also how abstract ideas are conceptualised lacks so much nuance that this thread's only practical function is for Muslims to trawl through the responses and start shit with an anons who didn't put their side in first place

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good tier - Religions that are philosophically and theologically consistent and also meaningful.
    Gnosticism, Platonism and Neo-platonism, Buddhism, Deism
    >Ok tier - religions that mostly teach good morals but are also used to control others and justify evil. Also illogical and inconsistent.
    Catholicism, Islam, Orthodoxy Protestantism, Hinduism
    >Bad tier - religions that are illogical and/or evil.
    Satanism, Judaism, Calvinism, most pagan faiths.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/eqtHGsv.jpg

      Including Zoroastrianism, Shamanism, Tengrism, European Paganism, Animism, etc.

      >Good Tier
      Buddhism, Sikhism, Baha'i, Jainism, Sufism (and other heretical Islamic sects that have been heavily influenced by it), along with Mandaeism, Manichaeism, Yezidi, Druze, and various other Gnostic faiths.

      >OK Tier
      >Zoroastrianism, all varieties of Hindu Vedanta, all variants of Christianity (except Catholicism and CI cults), Karaite Judaism, Sadducee Judaism, Qumran israeli sects, and Samaritanism, along with so-called pagan traditions that have not frequently engaged in human sacrifice.

      >Shit Tier
      Sunni Islam, Shia Islam, Rabbinic Judaism, Mormonism, Rastafarianism, Catholicism, Dvaita Hinduism, so-called pagan traditions that frequently engaged in human sacrifice, and all new-age or pseudo-religious movements (Satanism, Scientology, Theosophy, Raelism, BHI, CI cults etc...).

      >A Philosophy, Not a Religion Tier
      Deism, Platonism, neo-Platonism, Monism, Pantheism etc...

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