How many Gods are there in your religion?

>me
8 millions in Shinto

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tengu is my only god

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tengu are the israelites dumbass

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really? Is it the nose that gave it away?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like tenJEW, amirite?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 million gods? You have to consult a phone book before you pray or what?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have no idea. Japan has been housing Oni to protect their island for ages. They're not gods, more like super natural super beings and not all the super powers are great. "Sandal disappearance " is a power in their roster of abilities.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Sandal disappearance "
        That is pretty good power. Beats a lot of other powers in day to day life. Imagine if you are family consultant and had this kind of power you are printing money at this point.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Suppose. Foot fetishists would line up to purchase previously owned footwear. The fact they were magically stolen my help the value of the kink.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shit i read it sCandal disappearance

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        8 million gods? You have to consult a phone book before you pray or what?

        he's a vpn gay making a slide thread you fricking morons

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Believe it or not there is more than 1 leaf on this board. Crazy right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you count them?

      Shinto believes everything has a divinity/spirit, 8 million is a metaphor for infinity

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So basically northern pagans 1000 years ago?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, in fact animistic beliefs are very natural. The idea that atheism is the default state is one of the biggest offenders of modern propaganda and i blame the so-called enlightement for that. Ancients personified things and saw interactions with them the same way as social relationships. In fact this is why the Japanese keep their environment so clean and neat, they take care of it so that "it" takes care of them. Even in the modern west, people often find themselves subconsciously talking to objects or giving them "personal" attributes. It's really more simple than it seems

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't mean everyone has to know all of them, in ancient Greece too you had countless local gods associated with e.g the rivers and such, but only locals who care for their worship
      it's kinda like a hierarchical family, some are minor and only local, others more important and whose worship is common

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Canada if you described picrel of the dude eating someone, they would be called Wendigo. People eater basically.

      It's weird how it doesn't matter where you go on earth, by time or culture that big red hairy people eater shows up. Its uncanny.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lots of things eat people.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Atheist
    0

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        (^-^)(사랑)

        Last panel should be of him burning the book

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the chief goal of abrahamism is to replace native ancestor worship/veneration with foreign

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 millions
    how do you know

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did you count them?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drunkenly. Japan loves sake.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek what is this cucked shit? 8 million gods because no one powerful god protects the japs, just a ton of weak lesser beings.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    5+1+4 of notable importance

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s only one God, anon. Only one. And his name is Donald Trump.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP watched princess mononoke on shrooms and moved to japan to teach english

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    6 million, the number of martyrs of Holocaustianity
    But also 1.5 billion, the number of saints in Blacklatry

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horseshit English teacher. Kamigami = God it is God's children. Kamisama= heavenly parents.

    I learned that from the head Shinto priest of north Japan. He explained they venerate their dead ancestors for giving them life and a body (the point of life). But there is a Messiah sent from our heavenly parents to perform a resurrection.

    Shinto = Mormon beliefs. Learning the truth like I did makes you realize how israelited everything is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kamigami = gods children. You know they publish their beliefs? He gayme a book. Also Japan is a lost tribe of Israel or one of the new testament churches. Hebrew names on their maps. Ancient shrines of the 15 apostles. Red passover gates. Lions at entrances. Even a spot Jesus visited them.

      English teachers get the Disneyland version of Japan.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How many Gods are there in your religion?
    0. Militant Agnostic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Militant Agnostic
      You militantly can't make up your mind?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Militant Agnostic == "I don't know and you don't either". If you run across any scientist claiming to be anything other than Agnostic they are likely a shill grifter.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just agnostic, tbh

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nope. Militant Agnostic.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it would be militant if you murdered people who did take a side.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I think it would be militant if you murdered people who did take a side.
            You thought wrong.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think you're just trying to be edgy. Take a day off, anon

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I think you're just trying to be edgy. Take a day off, anon
            Nope. It's on my dog tags and IRS filing. In fact I publicly make fun of researchers and scientists that claim to be anything other than agnostic.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capital G God is by definition one and unique.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And He hates Russians (because you're all Black folk).

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never counted. Probably also millions. Not going to count.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a religion. Sounds like yours has plenty of gods to spare, though. Can I borrow one of the fame and fortune ones?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 million Shinto Gods and none of them conquer death. Many such cases. The only Japanese God who provides life after death is the Buddha Amida…who is actually Christ (becomes part of Buddhist pantheon right after the Apostle Paul’s ministry in Asia Minor, is said to be eternal, is infinite light, his kingdom is to the west, faith in him and calling his name alone gives life after death in heaven).

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need a final solution to the expat question

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Me. The rest of you are low grade dog food.

  22. 5 months ago
    Jesus Christ is King

    Jesus Christ is King

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    One, and He wants to save you, anon
    Don't listen to the israelites and atheists who shit on Christ, read the New Testament, it's short, less than 300 pages, and see the truth for yourself

    >I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
    >Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.

    These are the words of God Himself, not made up ancient fantasy like paganism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do I need saving?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        because you’ve transgressed God in some way. we all have. we all need saving.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have many but we also believed in the only one 'sky god' as well and that's why christianity blended in so well

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno. Loads. How the hell are you supposed to take a census of gods?

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