How do you feel about the Polynesian god lono? Thats how I feel about your god.

How do you feel about the Polynesian god lono?

That’s how I feel about your god.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting flashbacks of the 2000's. Remember body pillows?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >body pillows
      What the frick happened to the otaku community? I remember back when this used to be "weird shit" and people would literally never go outside with something like this. Nowadays, even normalgays carry these things around and everybody claims to have sex toys like plastic dildoes, plastic veganas, and plastic anuses.
      Liking traps used to be one of those things that people would freak out about, but nowadays every single person claims they like traps and deliberately misclassifies traps as trannies. I blame the popularization of otaku culture by attention prostitutes with an extremely obnoxious personality.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nowadays, even normalgays carry these things around
        I have never seen this ever.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a polytheist, I'm glad that you acknowledge and respect my Gods even if you don't worship them directly

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Text not green therefore you say that and look like that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the whole point is to own the fedora meme, like we did with the chud.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If atheists are such free thinkers, why can’t they develop new arguments? I saw this same thread last week, with the same Polynesian god and everything. You could’ve picked any god from any pantheon, and you chose the copy+paste option. I think that says more about your tendency to follow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Argument 1001 comes in
      >Why is it always the same 1001 arguments? Get new material, atheists!
      It could be 1 (one) argument and you'd still have to refute it? I see threads about morality, threads about cosmology, threads about biblical contradictions. There is no end to the variety of arguments against Christianity. Cope and Sneed!

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will personally throw all gaytheist virgins into the volcano to appease Lono

    Praise Lono

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "There are 3 million gods but yours is real?"

    Yes

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh he’s a rain god and the god of music? Cool. I bet he stole a lot of that information from the angels when he fell.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Christianity is just Henotheism
      Saying the quiet part out loud

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know who that was until a second ago, so now I'm mildly curious. Does that mean you want me to tell you about Christianity?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already know more about it than you do, since I don't have self-imposed blinders on.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it. I've studied the Bible every day for most of my life. Admittedly, I reread the New Testament a lot more often than the Old Testament, but I've still read the entire thing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't matter, I can actually look at the context in which the Bible was written (ie documentary hypothesis) whereas you have to reject such theories out of hand. Also I read the Bible every day for five years myself. It's not that deep; I'm sure we've both milked it dry.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a Biblical literalist, I just don't discount all the miraculous stuff either.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't discount the miraculous stuff either but once the idea of the flawless magic book went out the window there didn't seem to be much reason to remain a Christian at that point. At least not an orthodox (small "o") one.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    And? am I suposed to care of what you're currently feeling?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you feel about the Polynesian god lono?
    I hate him because he is a pagan idol
    >That’s how I feel about your god.
    So you hate our Lord and Savior? That means you are blasphemer and a heretic and deserve death

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