How do I go to heaven according to the bible?

How do I go to heaven according to the bible?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no God anon

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't this be a better question for someone who studies religion,a priest,a nun,or the Bible itself?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try /x/ or read it
    But basically follow gods instructions try not to sin repent and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Repent
      Confessing
      Being genuine kind to others, not fake Nice. Do almost what Jesus used to do.
      Being forgiving

      In the Old Testament you were basically judged on the spot based off of how well you followed God's law and what your commitment to God looked like. Nobody knew what that really meant. As in they didn't know by what metrics they could be received in the Kingdom of God. Beyond speculating whether or not -they- would get into heaven, they would speculate whether or not other people were going to heaven.

      In the Gospel Jesus sacrifices himself so that man, through him, are all granted entry into heaven. All you have to do is accept Jesus (probably meaning his divinity and position as the messiah) and accept the Gospel (probably as truth).

      There's enough ambiguity there that most denominations disagree with the details.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, so if you are born before jesus or don't aware of his existence you are kind of screwed right? You have nowhere to run to for heaven. Kind of make me wondering why does the deal became so so easier with jesus.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the mercy of God that Jesus was demonstrating. The Bible essentially says

          >God made something good
          >God set one condition
          >People fricked up
          >God punished people but still gave them outs
          >People said that's too hard and continued to frick up
          >God punished people again and laid out simpler rules
          >People continued to absolutely fumble the bag
          >God wanted people to understand how fricking serious he was so he sent Jesus to send a message
          >Jesus gave us something that's pretty impossible to frick up

          And the message here is that God is so merciful he wants you to receive the kingdom of heaven knowing full well your ass doesn't deserve it. Jesus died in an excruciating manner so you could be a frick up and still get into heaven.

          >Jesus, Elijah, Moses
          There’s mention of each of their deaths. I only remember Enoch.
          [...]
          It is according to the Roman Empire. Believe. That is all that is required.
          [...]
          >Enter into mother’s womb
          Lol. I bet that was cleaned up in translation. Like when the fat king was stabbed in the gut and the “dirt” came out.

          The rabbi is being facetious. He's asking "do you think I'm just gonna crawl out of my mum's gooch again?"

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lotta organisation between those ears.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Repent
    Confessing
    Being genuine kind to others, not fake nice. Do almost what Jesus used to do.
    Being forgiving

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arrive in heaven
    >stand before God
    >"hmm let's see how much of a shitter you were"
    >"6,000,000 you say? you can come in"
    >"NEXT"

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Rich Young Man
    (Mark 10:17–31; Luke 18:18–30)

    16Just then a man came up to Jesus and inquired, “Teacher, what good thing must I do to obtain eternal life?”

    17“Why do you ask Me about what is good?”e Jesus replied. “There is only One who is good. If you want to enter life, keep the commandments.”

    18“Which ones?” the man asked.

    Jesus answered, “‘Do not murder, do not commit adultery, do not steal, do not bear false witness, 19honor your father and mother, and love your neighbor as yourself.’f”

    20“All these I have kept,” said the young man. “What do I still lack?”

    21Jesus told him, “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow Me.”

    22When the young man heard this, he went away in sorrow, because he had great wealth.

    23Then Jesus said to His disciples, “Truly I tell you, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”

    25When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, “Who then can be saved?”

    26Jesus looked at them and said, “With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.”

    27“Look,” Peter replied, “we have left everything to follow You. What then will there be for us?”

    28Jesus said to them, “Truly I tell you, in the renewal of all things,g when the Son of Man sits on His glorious throne, you who have followed Me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. 29And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or wifeh or children or fields for the sake of My name will receive a hundredfold and will inherit eternal life. 30But many who are first will be last, and the last will be first.

    Matthew 16:24–28, John 15:9-16. Or see about saints: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting frogs.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I go to heaven according to the bible?
    If you actually read the Bible, you'll find that NO ONE goes to Heaven when they die. There are a tiny handful of specific people who were taken up to Heaven while still alive - Jesus, Elijah, Moses - but everyone else, when they die, they just die, go into a box in the ground and rot. Then, at the end of the world, the bodies are all resurrected, and the Kingdom of God is established on Earth; so, even then, no one actually goes to Heaven.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jesus, Elijah, Moses
      There’s mention of each of their deaths. I only remember Enoch.

      https://i.imgur.com/toHQn0H.png

      How do I go to heaven according to the bible?

      It is according to the Roman Empire. Believe. That is all that is required.

      >Enter into mother’s womb
      Lol. I bet that was cleaned up in translation. Like when the fat king was stabbed in the gut and the “dirt” came out.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Second star on the right and straight on til morning.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill the infidels in a holy crusade to jerusalm

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends on whose interpretation you believe

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very easy anon. It takes less than 5 mins to get saved. If you believe with all your heart that Jesus Christ came to earth as god in human form lived and died on the cross for the sins of humanity past, present and future and rose again on the 3rd day. You will be saved. It mentions it multiple times in the bible. Follow these steps to be saved. May God bless you.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry, Heaven with a capital H is not a biblical concept, but if you want to get really nit-picky, Jesus says in Luke 17:21 "the Kingdom of God is in you", which means right fricking now

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