How do I convert to Islam without getting caught?

I mean I want to become an Muslim without anybody knowing it. Not my coworkers or my family but maybe at times I can drop Islam redpills when it is appropriate.

How could i go becoming a secret Muslim?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    brown board

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guarantee OP is a disgusting filthy **slim

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    As an ex-muslim I ought to ask why you would wish to convert in the first place.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you are not.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes he is thousands of people leave pisslam every year

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at the Hindu siding with the meme flag
          You’re like the dog who thinks he’s people lol

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're the one who is proud of his voluntary slavery to an arab imperialist cause.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a hindu you Black person

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to cut your penis

  4. 5 months ago
    sage fuck you

    Go be a heathen on another board. At least you still have the decency to be embarrassed over it.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well you’re in the right place right time.
    I’m not that guy
    Is picrel the guy from Seinfeld?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming you’re not memeing, you can always go to a mosque, listen to the kutbah (it’s like a sermon) and then talk to the imam afterwards. He’ll set you up

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably just go to a mosque? idk
    why would you want to, they're basically just another flavour of israelite in denial, all forms of organised religion are just frameworks with which cultural groups build their case for morality and create slaves (taxpayers)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all forms of organised religion are just frameworks with which cultural groups build their case for morality and create slaves (taxpayers)
      ok? This is what we area all already doing I'm just exchanging one group for another because I like their culture and morality

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        just google it, moron. it's the easiest religion to convert to. you don't even need to cut your penis.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just say this out loud, knowing the meaning.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing I appreciate about the israelite dogma is the idea that anyone can be close to God even if they're following the "wrong" scripture. Abrahamic religions are full of dogshit eaters trying to one up each other, some of the people closest to God are atheists and that idea makes devout room temp IQs seethe to infinity. Especially those of the sand orientation, I've noticed. It's a hangup they need to move past.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that George Kostanza from Seinfeld as a jihadi fighter?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro the ai made him look a bit Iranian with the ears or maybe it’s Arab admixture
        Real old world ears for sure
        Chechen ears

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what I asked! Couldn’t the name.
      Cursed show. Frasier is comfy though.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    White convert to Islam here who hid it for a while

    You just have to take your Shahada. You can do it anywhere, but it's normally done at a mosque

    When you pray, you just have to find an opportune period during the prayer times.

    The trickiest things are keeping a halal diet without anyone noticing, and going to the Friday prayer at mosque. For the latter you probably will at least have to let your employer know. Ramadan is also extremely difficult without anyone noticing

    Growing a beard won't generally make people think you are Muslim tho

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't have to be a Muslim to ask your cousin out OP. Rural and suburban christian morons do it all the time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only Somalis and Pakistanis are too fricked up for cousin marriage imo
      Closer dna matches work better
      Also your loyalty is life or death already hardwired
      If you actually love each other and are compatible it makes sense imo, Catholic Church did away with this In the 1800s and they were effectively doing WEF globalist shit with these policies.
      You’ll never have clan if you can’t marry your cousin
      Clans are based
      You have an army on call at all times
      Would be same if you owned a big construction company and could get away with basically being a mafia
      Oh btw… Islam doesn’t matter you’ll find only ethnic mafias and ethnic solidarity
      Pan Islamic exists but for instance they don’t accept black Muslims generally
      The American prison kind are no go

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a lobotomy, you'll fit right in with your goat-fricking hajji buddies

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >:
    go have a nice day paki Black person

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically you just say their little magic rhyme and you're a muzzie, but why would you do such a moronic thing? What do you know about Islam in the first place, have you read their holy books?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just do it.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ISLAM AND THE GNOSTIC-israeli CONNECTION

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theologically speaking, it's possible. You will need to go in taqiyyah, Aka you will have to lie about your beliefs, hence committing a sinful act in other to achieve your islamic goals.

    It's kind meh, and I am not sure if this exists outside of Shia Islam, but you can try.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just frick a goat, I think it's like their form of baptism

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every ideology is being westernized, even Islam. There's already "more accepting" Muslims today as they misinterpret the quaran just as modern day Christians misinterpret the Bible, even though it's pretty clear what the rules are, people choose not to follow them. No one is coming to save you.

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