How can I get a gf like this if I'm catholic?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls like this are a dumpster fire. I've had many of them and they are fricked in the head.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is correct I’m trying to overcome my attraction to them being in a few relationships helps. They will frick your life up stay away do not be tempted there can come a day where they might try to stab you literally or you might need a restraining order. Or have to disappear because of one of these crazy b***hes. Best advice have fun with but have an exit plan don’t try to make it a relationship

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dumped one who threatened to curse me. Crazy shit. Stay away.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          My ex looked like that and we got into two domestic disputes over her getting her feelings hurt, I woke up to her punching me in the face after she intentionally cut herself while drinking vodka. The second time she wouldn't let me leave the bedroom even with a gun in my hand, I took her to work the following day and packed up my shit and headed to my brothers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Girls like this are a dumpster fire. I've had many of them and they are fricked in the head.
      That's the entire fricking point man. They're demon infested sinners, it's not like they were trying to be Christian and got detoured accidentally.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They will ruin your fricking life. I am not fricking joking about this.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well you'll help to that resolution as well. If there is any "you" there at all.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you moronic? what the frick are you even talking about? You think living a life of suffering with someone that is supposed to build you up and love you is fun? It's not, you'll put a gun in your mouth by the time you're in your 30's. If not that than a dick in your ass.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had one during high school and beyond. I can confirm she was and probably still is a dumpster fire. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this OP. do yourself a favor and leave that dumpster fire alone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. That being said OP is probably a zoomer and bid tiggy goth gfs are a rite of passage for every successful man. I’d say loiter the local hot topik and Spencer’s but they’re gone. I sometimes see them working wagie retail jobs and Starbucks. Better going to places the frequent for fun than work. Concerts shit like that.

      Proud of you OP, just don’t wife them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp been there done that and have dated an astrology goth witch (who does indeed lurk here). Indeed a dumpster fire but weirdly one I probably needed to suffer to find my wife. She was fun though and wasn't a bad person per say but absolutely bonkers.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her out and don't be weird about it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do not be weird about it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't spontaneously ejaculate in your pants when talking to her. Might be hard for you, though.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Automatically insulting answer. I guess you wouldn’t know how to chat her up either.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you let anon hurt your feelings?
            I dont get it, do you think it would be a good idea to jizz your pants at the sight of a woman?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goth and Catholicism go hand in hand if you're in the right parish.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are not girlfriends, these are pump and dumps. They require a different method.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They require a different method.
      How so?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Slip sex into the conversation
        >Wait until she slips sex back in which is her confirmation she's down
        >Get her drunk
        >Snu snu

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah yes, the helluva boss technique

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More of her please.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

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      https://www.tiktok.com/@kalaynokay/video/7298801561059249451

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her how much you're into the occult, satan, or My Chemical Romance.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask yourself and why you're afraid of doing so, only you can answer this.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a cow and you're a loser

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a St Peter's Cross.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro literally dreaming about being a cuck in a femdom cage lmaoo

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not goth kys poser
    you will die alone i hate you

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a fellow catholic I tell u
    you don't
    you fricking don't fall for fricking satanists

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many times did the priest rape you?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >child should be shamed for being raped
        This is what feminism does to the brain

  13. 5 months ago
    Mother-anon

    renounce your filthy sand demon and do /loa/.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Revolting prostitute.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, girls like this are the lowest, most disgusting prostitute degenerates imaginable. It is legitimately better to just jerk off. Stay FAR away.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Join mystery cult entirely ripped off from the cult of dionysus and entirely gutted of its entheogen use, used to do everything possible to chain and destroy the cthonic, chaotic feminine

    But wait she's hot

    Yeah no shit idiot

    Christianity's entire purpose is to keep women like this from using sexual magic to gain power in society, it's Plato's noble lie but weaponized to enslave independent women

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Christianity's entire purpose is to keep women like this from using sexual magic to gain power in society, it's Plato's noble lie but weaponized to enslave independent women
      Nothing in the gospels would indicate this, in fact Christianity (true Christianity) has a deep respect for divine femininity. Christianity came out of judaism, which was conservative and which christianity is far less conservative than, in fact Christianity has a lot of stuff that is far, far more liberating for women than judaism

      And let us not forget the divine status mother Mary is given, or the fact that the women were the first to see Christ rearisen, or the importance Mary Magdalene and women/femininity was given in Gnostic texts

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bumble
    Unironically she's probably a terf. Just go on bumble for plenty of broken femcels.

    She's not even that feminine so could go on Grindr and get a passing trans that is less politically annoying but equally psychotic

    Tinder won't work. She just wants dick but won't admit that to you or herself.

    You can do better OP.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      somehow found a way to bring in 5 o clock shadowed trannies into the thread. never ceases to amaze me. Nobody wants some stinky dick poopsex butthole man

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat
    no thanks

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot. She probably doesn't know what NieR or Hunter x Hunter is, though.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're probably not ready for the answer, but respecting them and treating them like equals. If you're not willing or able to do that I'm sorry anon but you'll need to find someone more trad

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like Betty Boop.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only legit thing to do is to excommunicate yourself from the Catholic Church.
    Would be a good move anyway considering the churches propensity for child buggery and murder. Not to mention their other incalculable crimes against humanity.
    Anyways, like another anon said, pump n dump. This b***h will ruin your life.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your best shot is learning enochian or some other type of "christian magic"(an oxymoron).

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can you actually want to pursue a gf like this if you're Catholic? Whatever, do what you want as long as you confess and donate money. Just don't do anything that would get you arrested.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1: Grow up and admit there are no gods or an afterlife and all the supernatural shit is fiction.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find a Jesuit. They'll hook you up.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protect the christian goth

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you interact 3 times and poop your pants.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    would, maybe twice
    then move far away anon

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These girls are never worth it. Even the sex doesn’t make it worth it. They will drain your soul after the first couple weeks. They all have BPD and the entire relationship will be about their struggles. You will feel like an observer from the sideline. It’s insane how egocentric they really are.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only right answer here

  33. 5 months ago
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  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start dating fat goths

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