Convert me to your religion giving concise evidence and proof your ties to the paranormal are legit and not made up or based on another religion befor...

Convert me to your religion giving concise evidence and proof your ties to the paranormal are legit and not made up or based on another religion before yours.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >giving concise evidence and proof your ties to the paranormal are legit
    OP - First you prove without a doubt that you exist. That should be easy, right? Time-stamped photos, expert collaboration via notarized documentation, verifiable credentials, clear video with timestamps. If you can't prove you exist how can you be demanding that others prove ideas or experiences to you?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this, but I think we can help our guy just a teensy bit more.
      OP, you're real right? You don't personally need anymore evidence of your existence aside from your perspective. From your perspective, you're here, and you have the most evidence out of anyone for your existence.

      From someone else's perspective, you're a bunch of descript things jumbled into a cloud indicating you exist, but that's ultimately not as imperical or accurate as the evidence seen from your vantage point.

      I think God goes through something similar, he's pretty apparent in and of himself, but we tack on descriptors, symbols, words, many things to him.

      If you can infer there is an artist from simply seeing the painting, what more will chasing after the artist get you? Not more paintings, and the man's private home address. Focus on God, not what we use to indicate him.

      Verification not fricking required.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you can infer there is an artist from simply seeing the painting, what more will chasing after the artist get you?

        Bad example, as there can be excellent reasons to contact the man himself, rather than just stare at his works without ever exchanging a word with him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am definitely real. I just know leddit would ban me for asking this on some kind of subreddit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this, but I think we can help our guy just a teensy bit more.
      OP, you're real right? You don't personally need anymore evidence of your existence aside from your perspective. From your perspective, you're here, and you have the most evidence out of anyone for your existence.

      From someone else's perspective, you're a bunch of descript things jumbled into a cloud indicating you exist, but that's ultimately not as imperical or accurate as the evidence seen from your vantage point.

      I think God goes through something similar, he's pretty apparent in and of himself, but we tack on descriptors, symbols, words, many things to him.

      If you can infer there is an artist from simply seeing the painting, what more will chasing after the artist get you? Not more paintings, and the man's private home address. Focus on God, not what we use to indicate him.

      Verification not fricking required.

      Yeah yeah, basically I love watching videos on neopaganism, animism, random christian denominations from ready to harvest and more, I feel there is a core of truth in anything but nothing ever appeals to me as like "this is the actual truth I am happy with"...

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The illuminati shit and telepathy programs really do put you in contact with entities... but they are scary and I think they are coming to kill people, so maybe not that one lol. They did flash images of Jesus while they were melting minds though.
    Only verses in the Bible that sounded relatable are when God talks about calling the armies from heaven who rape and slaughter tirelessly

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol pretty sure they don't come from heavo bud

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, one verse was "don't forget about us, we're the cowboys from hell!"
        And a devil voice said "you're next!" In a thundering voice. Some just looked like Hercules cartoon characters punching at the screen

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, devil face, not voice

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, devil face, not voice

          Oh you're right I think I remember that one, that's the same chapter he goes "ITS PASSOVER TIME!" and then he passes all over them

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, quit being moronic. There are valid complaints to the religion but at least learn your material... b***h

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What did I get wrong? It was Moses on the boat, dammit!

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a religion, but I'm open to the whole DMT entity/near death experience thing, if someone cared to enlighten me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are God and the only being existed. All of reality is in an infinite dream that you are constructing for yourself infinitely well to keep on dreaming. All others are imaginary. You have always been here and will always continue to exist. You will dream for eternity of an infinite amount of things. These words are you revealing the truth to yourself. you have typed these words.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My religion forbids me from talking about it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok FLDS Mormon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you, man.

        • 7 months ago
          Jake

          Mormon undies are the most fun to remove ::))

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think my fav religion is the one with those Buddhist monkeys that go "IM WALKIN HERE" and then they walk all over fifth ave

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morphic Resonance by Dr. Rupert Sheldrake
    Familiarize yourself with Dr. Michael Levin's work
    Read Alan Moore's Promethea
    Jung's man and his symbols

    Life is the process by which consciousness emerges into matter through evolution

    Culture is the process by which ideas emerge into reality through evolution

    Ideas are alive as well as biological life : a good enough idea rewires your mind to spread it the same way viruses do to cells. Like this one right here.

    The human ego is just another one of these ideas. if you believe that it's in any way real, what do you think of far older far longer lasting ideas?

    This isn't necessarily a religion but the scientific paradigm of the future, that happens to share an absurd amount of territory with animism, the oldest religion.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >based on another religion before yours
    the cosmic mind pulls from itself in many different cases. it doesn't mean they all copied each other.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I do not seei converts among people who managed to dodge all the evidence out there, personally I think that's impossible, and thus you're a weird guy who probably is pretending.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am weird but I am open to anything.I am not pretending, I am really kinda lost what to believe in. I have been a syncretist for most of my life. Nobody could convince me in full. My christian roots sure stick in a way but no church would ever accept me, well, I can't accept those I have seen either I suppose. It makes sense. I should not bother any religious organization with my confounded beliefs either.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Suppose a man goes to sleep.
        He wakes up feeling like he's missing blood and with traces of it.
        But no marks.
        From that day onwards sunlight is hell and nighttime bliss.
        Apetite and requirement for blood is noticed.

        I'm sure you understand why Id think you would call me a lunatic. This condition, btw, is part of the truth I found.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vampire larp? Lame. I bet you would vomit even from the iron taste of animal blood.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA I LIED. is Courtney Thomas too old for me? I thought I could moloch her on a sick 7-1 dood.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ayyyyyy we got some HARD deja vu going down right now. Down to the post above this one being

    [...]

    , pic included. Down to the writing of this exact reply; but this time, I notice a development. Last time I experienced this moment I didn't feel like writing all of this; but now I do. How odd.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Intersting, nice you do now. I was not inspired by the brain comic really.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell no, stay out of my religion. I don't need to prove anything to you nor do I want you as part of my religion.

  13. 7 months ago
    Jake

    Thank Gandhi I don't have to worry about an afterlife

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