Christians. Do you take a shower after jacking off like your god demands?

Christians. Do you take a shower after jacking off like your god demands?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shower every day.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But do you moisturize?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Showers consist of moisture, dumbass

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the implication is you are only to do it after you jerk off and become unclean. Doing it everyday cheapens the experience in gods eyes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm fine with showering being experientially cheap as dirt.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a lot more ways you can become unclean besides just cooming

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is about nocturnal emissions. It’s also ceremonial law that is not binding on Christians. Go figure

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >law that is not binding on Christians
      Google "not one jot"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is referring to the old covenant israelites who did not accept their Messiah. Christians are only bound by the 10 commandments and Christ new teachings, if you do not accept Him and His new covenant then you are still bound by the old covenant but will not receive eternal life

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Show me the verse saying the law is abolished with the exception of the 10 commandments, or admit you made that shit up.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hebrews

            >law that is not binding on Christians
            Google "not one jot"

            That was before all things were fulfilled with the crucifixion

  3. 5 months ago
    Dirk

    I think this is about nocturnal emissions but the system of ritual cleanliness is abrogated

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Google "not one jot"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's great I always wanted to live among tombs and LARP as a necromancer.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would you not shower after fapping? that's just basic hygiene.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hebrews 9:10 Which stood only in meats and drinks, and divers washings, and carnal ordinances, imposed on them until the time of reformation.

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