Best Religion for a wife?

which is the best cult, religion sect etc to get a submissive and loyal wife? I tried Islam but in my country the community is too small and they don't marry converts that easily and convert girls divorce a lot so that gave me the wrong videos about it and I ended up leaving, I don't truly believe in any religion but I do believe in god and in serving god but I'm tired of being alone and most girls around are a bunch of prostitutes who just like to party, I want to life worshipping god and start a family with a good girl so which religion/cult/sect is best for that?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not the religion that's the problem, it's you. Improve yourself.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      never said the religion was the problem but I do agree there is many thing I need to improve, still curious about which religion you think is best taking into account just which will be better to start a family.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up femcel freak

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol. Ebin. Self-improvement is a fricking meme. No gym for your height or personality.

      https://i.imgur.com/yKaxqvA.jpg

      which is the best cult, religion sect etc to get a submissive and loyal wife? I tried Islam but in my country the community is too small and they don't marry converts that easily and convert girls divorce a lot so that gave me the wrong videos about it and I ended up leaving, I don't truly believe in any religion but I do believe in god and in serving god but I'm tired of being alone and most girls around are a bunch of prostitutes who just like to party, I want to life worshipping god and start a family with a good girl so which religion/cult/sect is best for that?

      Just kidnap someone and hold them in your basement. No, seriously. Women in public will fall and trip on some guys dick if you don’t keep them locked up for life. You have to be very careful.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you call someone who LARPs a religion just to get laid? A Godcel?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is not really about getting laid is more about getting a girl to start a family with, if I just wanted to get laid I'd go to a club or pay a hooker

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >selling out your mind and soul just for some pussy

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brother you don’t join a religion to start a family that is just a nice byproduct

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? I feel like non religious girls aren't reliable enough to start a family, besides I do believe in God and enjoy dedicating my life to God I just don't feel particularly attached to any religion and most have obvious lies in them still they're better than the alternatives at least for me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Brother you don’t join a religion to start a family
      Then where should one go?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Church of Hulk Hogan, brother.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're looking for a cult then I guess you could go with the Moonies. You get paired up with a random girl to marry for life, usually a Korean or hapeu. If you've ever seen half Koreans in the West, there's a really high change they're Moonies

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      high chance*

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBCism

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Islam you can actually control her

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I tried Islam but in my country the community is too small and they don't marry converts that easily and convert girls divorce a lot so that gave me the wrong videos about it and I ended up leaving
    Amazing, somehow muzzie idiots outsmarted a degenerate like you and smelt your bullshit.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best religion for a wife?
    >best religion for a submissive wife?
    Choose one, homie.
    >Bone of my bones. Flesh of my flesh.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    t e s t

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's JWanon when he's needed?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    God is Truth. Religions are not relative. There is only one Truth. Once you discover the fullness of the Truth of God you will understand that all that matters is acceptance of God's will and all you will desire is complete abandonment to Divine Providence. "He must increase, and I must decrease."

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're not really young and can't get through a couple years as a missionary forget Mormonism. If you don't mind the risk of not getting a blood transfusion the JW have an imbalance of men and women so you could try your luck there. The Moonies will pair you with a random woman but remember you don't get to pick and you can end up with the cutest girl ever or a hideous beast and you get no say in the matter. You can also try weirder subgroups in a more mainstream church like the Quiverfull types that go to Baptist and Pentecostal churches.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old are you?

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tried Islam but in my country the community is too small and they don't marry converts that easily
    PLEASE tell this story OP

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is /LULZ/ leaking?

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you consider the Moonies supposedly they require you perform a certain amount of mission work before you get the right to marry. The JW will make you do some missionary work year round but they won't stop you from marrying another JW.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >joining a cult for pussy
    Ishygddt

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    where are you from ? Trad cath maybe ?

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're not going to be handed a pure virgin tradwife just for converted to some random cult with no other effort on your part, fatty.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look for a smaller, community-based Anabaptist or Baptist Fundamentalist church where the women may have head coverings (not always) and there is probably no screen for slides to be projected on, nor guitars, or at times, any instrumental music.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work with technology but I wouldn't mind becoming a farmer or something like that if I get a family and a community to live in in peace, frick technology.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    None you fricking weirdo.
    Work out, get better interests, fix your style and appearance, get on dating apps and learn how to take rejection
    I swear so many of you have actual autism

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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