>Be protestant. >Be the uncoolest sect of Christianity

>Be protestant
>Be the uncoolest sect of Christianity
Why is this the case?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is that? Baked foreskin and blood? Whites are hella crazy and fricked up in the mind, homie.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He thought transubstantiation was bullshit
      ngmi (into the kingdom of God)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh it's a handy little communion wafer and a tiny bit of wine, conveniently packaged in a landfill bound piece of plastic shit. i love christcucks so much

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i love christcucks so much
          Nah, you sound like a massive loser. Even at my worst and most godless, I actually had a life and partied and lived my lack of belief out. This is what normal atheists do. You otoh have nothing even as an atheist and still follow Christians somehow.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >atheist
            i'm aware of spirit, and i'm wise to all the crap you've saturated yourself with

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Less church, more "personal" bullshit.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original eucharist up to the middle ages had psychedelics in it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i make things up cause God hurts my feefees!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying that's a bad thing

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    real presence, btw

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be the uncoolest sect of Christianity
    Don’t know what you’re talking about mate
    https://x.com/potamopotos/status/1690413349887000576?s=20

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So this meme is accurate?

      That's a conference tho.
      Even then, aren't there low church and high church luterans.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s still a service that was part of the conference. They’re usually both traditional and contemporary services at most churches.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Protestantism is only cool when they keep catholic aesthetics
      This only proves OP's point further.

  6. 8 months ago
    JWanon

    Because protestants believe each one can have their own interpretation of the Bible

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your sect wouldn't exist without this idea. Your whole religion started when some guy came up with his interpretation that he said was the truth, using a translation that fits the doctrines he came up with, without ever revealing the translators.
      Dude didn't know any koine greek or latin.
      In comparison to JWs, who's to say mormons didn't get it correct?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do JWs and papists have the same old tired talking points?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's all they got. They are very quick to bring up examples of apostate Protestant churches (women pastors) but won't lift a finger to help reformers that are against such things.
        Funny enough, there is a difference between catholics and papists, but that distinction really needs to be made on an individual basis. Papists show their true colors online rather obviously thoughever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sup JWtroony, I thought you left

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're cool if they're black churches. Especially African.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're gonna upset the Dirk, OP. Dirk, a man with a Reformed smirk.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uncoolest
    Dare I ask what the "cooler" sects of Christianity are?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely zero spirituality
    they think religion is your beliefs about the words in a book instead of practice

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the true church is the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Eastern Orthodox Church. You may not like it, but it is what it is.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    German autism, because Germans are the villains of history.

  13. 8 months ago
    Dirk

    Remember mark Driscoll? Remember the "young, restless and reformed" movement, where young white know-nothings creamed themselves over beards and christian rap? That was the uncoolest thing in church history. Protestants deserve that L.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protestantism takes out everything interesting or "fun" out of Christianity so you just end with bland ascetic or legalistic Judaism. Although Protestants somehow managed to make their religion even more boring than Judaism, compare an Orthodox israeli synagogue with your average American strip mall church or megachurch with a giant projector and soft rock bands.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hellfire and brimstone Baptist preachers and snake handling Pentecostals are cool though.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The difference between this and catholicism is the catholics take it out of the packaging before serving. One company makes all the communion wafers and you can bet that some guy cums into the batter

    • 8 months ago
      Dirk

      We just bake bread

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a lot of people coming to the ol’ Congregational church these days?

        • 8 months ago
          Dirk

          What do you mean?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You’ve said in the past that your church uses loaves of bread and gathers around a table for communion? That can’t be feasible for a large congregation.

          • 8 months ago
            Dirk

            No we don't have a large congregation. It is still possible in a larger church, you just stand around people instead of shoulder to shoulder.
            1 cor 10 emphasizes "one bread", so churches often just make it happen.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protestants were objectively way cooler than Catholics from their creation until the 19th century

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