Atheist: omg we live on a tiny pale blue dot in an insignificant galaxy in an indifferent universe i think im gonna cry, shit my pants and throw up

Atheist: omg we live on a tiny pale blue dot in an insignificant galaxy in an indifferent universe i think im gonna cry, shit my pants and throw up

Meanwhile Theist:

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Meanwhile Theist:

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theists on this website literally argue that space is a satanic conspiracy to demoralize the faithful.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I dont have issues with theists who accept science. But the ones who deny the reality of evolution and space are shift clicked

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I dont have issues with theists who accept science.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m starting to realize this board is just teenagers who hate Reddit. You’re not going to see many guys past 23 or 24 wearing shit like that

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Atheists are permanently 14.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Basically no one calls themselves an atheist anymore, it’s superfluous like giving yourself a label for not believing in elves. Get a job and a social life, maybe one day you’ll have a gf and get your dick wet and abandon this sad LARP

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I might get coal for Christmas too

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are in denial.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I dont have issues with theists who accept science. But the ones who deny the reality of evolution and space are shift clicked

      You realize they're trolling you right?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Making yourself look like a buffoon is not what trolling is.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Considering you're seething over the mere mention of it I'll say yes it counts as trolling.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        anyone who hasn't figured out the fauxchristian formula for shitposts on this board needs an IQ test
        >*standard /misc/ bait about gays and Black folk, but you add God at the end*

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon this is probably the lowest IQ board. Christians spend all day here arguing some of the dumbest views possible

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope harder, space is fake and gay

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schizophrenics exist you know, and they're aren't exclusive to theists.

      [...]

      Why /LULZ/? No one there gives a frick about religion, they're all atheist nihilist rotters.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posting the actual Carl Sagan speech:
    >Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

    >The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds.

    >Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.

    >The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

    1/2

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.

      2/2

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So basically the atheists wrong because they don't make you feel important enough?

    I don't agree with them claiming the absence of God or some other higher power, but of all the reasons to do so, this one's pretty stupid.

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